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: Anonymous 01/07/19(Mon)10:06:11 No.789363798 >be me 19 >police raid my house at 1 am >get sent to jail. >multiple assault, and sexual assault charges from landwhale ex gf >mom nearly goes broke to pay my bail >Mom think this will be my last few 174 KB JPG months free >january 2017 >go in for my arraignment >the court lost my charges >wut? >prosecutor was lazy, and quitting a week anyway >"uhh come back in 3 months lol" >new prosecutor >knows what I did, but the old prosecutor left him no evidence >my judge is a men's right advocate >good lawyer negotiates plea deal > charges become an ordinance violation, and 40 hours of community service >use it to work at a charity > charity gives me a job >job pays 15$ an hour >job offers to pay for college, if i stay there >lose 30 pounds on a keto diet >for the first time in my life i look healthy, and good. >for the first time in my life, i'm able to move out my parents house. >for the first time in my life i'm happy. Thanks legal system.

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Anonymous 403 KB PNG pain in my back. 06/24/24(Mon)20:13:30 No.77940526 >Be me, straight man >Walking through the grocery store. >Notice a cute femboy with perfectly styled hair struggling to reach a can on the top shelf. >Being the helpful person I am, and slightly admiring his choice of a crop top, I offer to help him. >As I hand him the can, I feel a sharp >Collapse to the ground and see stars, my vision swimming. >Through the haze, I make out an elderly Chinese man standing over me. >He's holding a cane in one hand and his service revolver in the other. >Realize the femboy was a ruse to get me vulnerable. >The store's staff suddenly surrounds me, all of them brandishing firearms. >They all turned into chinese mans, closing in and blocking all exits. >The most chinese, clearly the alpha chinese elderly man out of them growls, "Defeat us in MAHJONG or be banished to the land of the Yi (our term for barbarians) for eternity."
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 6Dtp0Rlh ) ▼Settings Mobile Home AMÉRICANS ARE GOING TO UK OUT (...) 03/04/25(Tue)13:02:25 No.499408510 FT Financial Times ❤ Seguir @FT Record number of Americans apply for UK citizenship Traducir post BRITISH PASSPORT BRITISH PASSPORT DOM OF ft.com Record number of Americans apply for UK citizenship 18:08. 03 mar 25 2M Visualizaciones 1.865 Republicaciones 840 Citas 627 KB JPG IT'S OVER TRUMP RUIN THE COUNTRY Anonymous (ID: noijX0ew) >>499408741 03/04/25(Tue)13:09:05 No.499409216 its just leftists proving they prefer to live around whites
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: HOndmDWQ) Is this "economic crisis" even(...) Settings Mobile Home 03/03/25(Mon)18:00:47 No.499311037 480 KB PNG >Check the daily slop >"Muh economy" >"Muh energy prices" >"Muh food prices" >"Muh house prices" >Go outside >Theres traffic >Drive past homes with the lights on >Everything seems normal >Go to supermarket >Its full of people with overloaded shopping carts >Go to any restaurant >Its full >Go to fuel station >Also full >Go to travel agents >Full of customers >Go to Currys (Best Buy US) >Its full >Drive past overpriced new goyhut estate >All homes sold within 6 months >Theyre also building another one >Some roads were recently re-paved and there are road works everywhere >Every other car I see has a 24 plate (Basically brand new) >Everything seems to be just like it always has been What even is an economic crisis?
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