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File: spring-clamp-bishop-50mm-(...).jpg (158 KB, 2048x2048) O Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)20:00:36 No.872489714 ► >>872489971 >>872491221 >>872492963 ITT: Fun ways to prank normies >Be me >Decide to make a visit to a local glory hole >The place's got full privacy, neither part can see or interact with the other besides the c--- >Managed to smuggle along a large, powerful metal spring clamp in my pocket >Pic related BISHOP >Guy comes along, puts his c--- through the hole >Decide to do a lil trolling >Clamp down on his d--- with the spring clamp >He shrieks and yells that he is going to f------ kill me >Make a hasty getaway >Guy can't chase after me without tearing his d--- off >Guy doesn't know what I look like >No consequences Is there any reason why this isn't a great idea for a prank?

Anon does a lil trolling | /r/Greentext


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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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