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: Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)12:53:42 No.24920520 Friendly reminder to develop hobbies and goals outside of transitioning for a well rounded life and personal development! 642 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)12:59:06 No.24920583 I bought my first bag of heroin yesterday gonna use it after I finish getting fired today life is not going well frens. >>24920670 # >>24920674 # >>24920687 # >>24920830 # >>24920839 # >>24921016 #

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I'm tired Markiplier - 6.5M views • 10 days ago 20240322_214300.png 324 KB PNG >I GOTTA PLAY VIDEO GAMES ONCE A WEEK AND MAKE MILLIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE 6:55

File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts

: Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat) 13:53:30 No.196821808 >when the media literacy kicks and the giant man-eating insects are actually the good guys 69 KB JPG

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Anon does something unspeakable | /r/Greentext

>be me >take dog to park >Dog finds dogette >Owner of dogette is hot af >Talk with owner of dogette >She asked me if i wanted to come to her place 188 KB PNG >ok.png >Go to her home >very cool place she has >She said she has to go to bathroom >omg its time for my first time >wait behind door >She opens it >stab her with knife i have from kitchen >She dead. >F--- dogette

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Anon was learning about dinosaurs | /r/Greentext

>be 12 >get weird feelings for girl >cant describe it >tell her how i feel >she feels same way >we go to reccess >we hide in back of playground >she tells me to take my pants off >lol wut >ask her why >tells me to trust her >i comply and take pants off >standing naked >breeze feels good >she moves her head toward my junk >success >my first ever b------- >d--- like a toothpick but idgaf >recess is over >learn about dinosaurs >they're pretty cool >go home >tell mom about recess >she flips the f--- out >tells my dad >ive made a huge mistake >mom calls cops >cop comes to school >my teacher was arrested >i miss mrs. johnson

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Anon has standards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/19/22(Sat)06:11:19 No.874704585 Why are females like this? >be me IMLANCE >EMT >get a call, some eastern european roastie is drunk/intoxicated/under 68 KB JPG the influence >get inside the house, be greeted by her beta husband >she is naked, legs apart, sat on a chair >6/10, wouldnt f--- >keep calm, professional, ask her to put her clothes >she doesnt >assess the patient, vital signs normal >take her to the ambulance, cover her with an isothermal blanket we get to the hospital >this bitch tells the hospital staff that "we stripped her off her clothes and touched her (inapropriately)" >police investigation ensues, get called to court We eventually got cleared of all charges, because it was obvious that this bitch was lying and was drunk, but the fact that a female holds this much f------ power that a lie could destroy your life is beyond me. F--- women.

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Canada is good | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:14:12 No.797925939 is canada peak country status? >free healthcare >low crime rate >basically US but with less n------ and hillbillies 9 KB JPG >good education system >beautiful landscapes >everyone is polite View Thread

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anon needs help | /r/Greentext

06/24/19(Mon) 14:33:56 No.53056693 : Anonymous Help AnOns >be me >chad face manlet >meet a girl on vidya >she really likes me >we start edating >find out we live close >she asks how tall I am I say 5'8 44 KB JPG >she is 5'6 I'm actually 5'5 and she is coming over today what the f--- do I do HELP ANONS : Anonymous 06/24/19(Mon)14:34:58 No.53056699 Ok listen to me. You have dyslexia and misread your height on the ruler >>53056712 # >>53057080 #

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Anon likes Pepsi | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)14:54:36 No.795694829 >be me, cat >sleeping from long day of being a cat >feel something cold on my head >wake up >w-- >owner standing there laughing like a retard while recording me >look up 73 KB JPG >can of coke on my had >tfw i like pepsi more >mfw no pepsi 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)14:56:35 No.795694917 >>795694829 (OP) # That's actually a pretty cute post. Too good for this site.

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Anon works at a cafe | /r/Greentext

File: tom cruise.jpg (69 KB, 1148x1200) Anonymous 10/30/18(Tue)17:04:08 No.783664687 [Reply] >be me >latino >have rather pale skin >work at cafe >no white employees at time >some white guy places an order, seems a bit uncomfortable >when I go give him his coffee, he suddenly smiles >"nice to see there's at least one proper american working here. brownies won't erase us" >mfw he slides me $50 to pocket

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Top ten Anime plot twists | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/01/18(Sat)21:19:22 No.778771716 >be me >it's 1AM >have to pee >like, really bad >get out of bed and waddle to bathroom, half-asleep >start peeing, still half-asleep 155 KB JPG >God it feels so good >look down >completely missed the toilet bowl, p----- all over the floor >ohshit.png >mom saw everything cause i left the door open >OHSHIT.png >wake up >itwasalladream.exe >wait, bed feels weird >mfw i p----- and s--- myself

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Anon makes a deal with the devil | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/07/21(Thu)18:24:40 No.65674198 >run into weird satanic witchcraft cringe dude on insta >instead of calling him an idiot and getting blocked I try to have fun with it >tell him to use his "powers" to get my coworker to fall in love with me 31 KB JPG >"ok" >asks me to DM him photos of her >no word for a few days >kinda just forget about >2 days ago finally DMs me "done" >yesterday coworker was acting really really chummy with me >texted me today asking if I'm doing anything on Saturday to go on a date >get scared realizing I've very possibly made an actual deal with satan >whathaveidone Guys.. God knows I was just trolling right? Il'm not gonna be cast to hell for this right? I didn't think this was real but also my coworker is really hot so I don't want to just ignore her.

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Anon is a tank | /r/Greentext

File: yzioqw78i5181.jpg (398 KB, 1080x803) Anonymous 03/18/22(Fri)07:37:10 No.874646158 [Reply] >Be me >Be Russian tank >Use glorious autoloader to make myself smaller than fat burger capitalist pig tank >Put autoloader right below the turret >lt uses a carousel that stores the shells there >Laugh in borsch because nobody could hit me in the hypothetical full-scale war that never happened >Fast forward to today >Ukraine invasion >Use tanks with glorious autoloader >Ukraine receives weapon shipments from NATO countries >Ukraine now has smart weapons with targeting systems >Even a complete retard can now fire a missile that is going to hit my precious Stalinium shell >My tiny size has become useless >Missile strikes my turret or detonates closely to it, I don't know, my crew is a bunch of 17 year old retards that have been trained on CS:GO >All the shells stored underneath my turret detonate >My turret gets blown off and the detonation kills my crew >mfw Anonymous 03/18/22(Eri)07:39:42 No.874646229

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Anon goes to prom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/22(Tue)13:40:25 No.67614369 >Senior year of high school >In the months leading up to graduation, people have been going around asking if students were going to prom and if so, how many people 1.01 MB PNG they'd bring >This is because there was a pre-prom dinner with family members and faculty and s--- >Don't give a f--- about prom, just want to stay home and play TF2, so I tell them l'm not coming and l'm bringing no one >Months pass, it's prom night >Mom and grandma ask me why I'm not dressed for prom >Tell them I'm not going >They start bitching and wailing, trying to guilt-trip me into going >Finally, I crack because of this assault >Grab a blazer and put it over my clothes >Go to the school >Get in line for the dinner thing, the student with the guest book asks me my name >Not in the guest book (obviously) >They make me sit with a few teachers and janitors, among them the math teacher (was failing math) >Most awkward 3 hours of my life ensue >Mostly just people talking s--- about me as if I wasn't there >Food was crap >Had to go take pictures afterwards >See my one friend there with his family >lgnores me completely >Take some cringeworthy photos with family members >They berate me all the way back home because | didn't want to go to the actual prom, which was just in a warehouse >Sister goes and gets blackout drunk, ends up getting pregnant >They say it's all my fault since I wasn't there to "protect" her

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(Allegedly) Ukrainian anon worry about his countrywomen's well-beings in Poland | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: bpokgw07 03/17/22(Thu)17:17:29 No.367727078 Can I kindly ask our polish neighbor NOT to f--- our girls? There are thousands of 16-28yr girls heading your way, and they are NOT a p---- supply for you, they have husbends and boyfriends. The last thing we want while we fight off a ruskie is some drunk polish scum anals our 2 KB PNG girls. So I ask you for some nobility and dignity on your site, DON'T DO IT, don't f--- our women, polak.

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