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: Anonymous (ID: akOL1waq 03/23/22(Wed)01:53:30 No.368686930 Fire alarms are an invasion of people's free will, I F------ HATE FIRE ALARMS. It should be an individual's choice whether or not to have to listen to that stupid loud beeping. Big fire alarm wants you to believe it's for your safety but in reality they have the government in their pocket. They have made it mandatory for fire alarms to be installed in buildings, free country my ass. People should be allowed to have their own personal fire alarms, of course. But they should only be set off when someone wants to hear it, not when the government approves of it. Whenever I enter a building I always take the batteries out of the fire alarms and resell them to 28 KB JPG overseas companies to put in kids toys.

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Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

IT'S OVER ► Chud 9 days ago Nº20669 [Reply] >>20670 >>20709 >>20764 I genuinely believe it's literally over for me. >did not participate in any clubs during hs >never made any friends because of the high percentage of lg hivaids in my school >didnt take any ap nor college courses to bump up my gpa. >never had a real friendship because of them being Ig hivaids >didnt participate in any senior activity or event >old 'cord messages from 2021 got leaked of me saying i hate ni , f, and tr what the f--- did I do wrong in life? why are so many people part of lg hivaids? is it geniuenly over? sometimes, I miss the old middle school days of me doing stupid s--- like sniffing markers.

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: Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)07:09:31 No.874944460 >be me >sad >go to pet store because I like to play with the birds and secretly feed a sick one treats >get there >see sick bird, too sick to give 67 KB PNG treats >tear up, ask how much for the Sick cockatiel and his friend budgie >pay about 500 bucks >when I bring them to the vet I found out that their cages are too small and the cockatiel is actually bound to lay an egg >later, make nest for bird, she lays egg a week after >happy >one day scrolling Facebook, see 2 ads, one for a Sun Conure and another Green Budgie >they got lost >l offer to rescue >2 weeks later, get the birds and 3 massive cages >they love me >happy Why haven't you taken the birdpill /b/ros?

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Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)04:47:52 No.63192366 Anyone else like to do a little trolling? Tell us about a moment when you epicly trolled someone 275 KB PNG 12 Replies / 2 Images View Thread Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)05:27:02 No.63192652 So what I would do is go on snapchat, add random people, and just be a general d---. >Add random guy >talk trash >says he wants to fight >says he lives in Chicago >at around 3am send him to a large park about 10 minutes away >"I'm here, where you at n----?" >"I've been waiting here you bitch, show yourself" >keep insisting that I'm there and that he's flaking on the fight >tell him to scream so that I can locate him >sends me videos of him screaming at 3 am in chicago >send him a picture of my penis and call him a f-----

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: Anonymous 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every 195 KB PNG night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because l'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"

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: Anonymous 04/09/21(Fri)06:24:41 No.851663505 > be in middle school English period > was told to write a word starting with the letter "g" and many syllables as possible > cannot repeat words > my turn >mind started to race as I feel judgmental stares 430 KB PNG > wrote "Gobbledygook" > classmates laughed > teacher said, "Don't make up words, anon" > everyone mocked my vocabulary for the rest of the day > went home and found dictionary > next day showed it to the teacher that it exists > rather than explaining it to the class, teacher replied, "Stop being a sore loser." >mfw Also, I scored a 98% in the final English exam yet my English grade on my report card was a C.

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: Anonymous (ID: akOL1waq 03/23/22(Wed)01:53:30 No.368686930 Fire alarms are an invasion of people's free will, I F------ HATE FIRE ALARMS. It should be an individual's choice whether or not to have to listen to that stupid loud beeping. Big fire alarm wants you to believe it's for your safety but in reality they have the government in their pocket. They have made it mandatory for fire alarms to be installed in buildings, free country my ass. People should be allowed to have their own personal fire alarms, of course. But they should only be set off when someone wants to hear it, not when the government approves of it. Whenever I enter a building I always take the batteries out of the fire alarms and resell them to 28 KB JPG overseas companies to put in kids toys.

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