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: Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)11:19:05 No.865731375 >be me >not gay >married >wife is terrible at b------- >easily gags >embarrasses her but she wants to get bettter >buy her realistic dildo to practice on in the shower >doesnt get any better >go to take shower >dildo still stuck to wall >"I doubt it's that f------ hard..." >Sticks dildo in mouth >deepthroats dido >"the f---?!" >start to throatfuck dildo >d--- gets rock f----- hard >d--- aches it's so rock f----- hard >leaks precum like a faucet. >masturbate >c-- in seconds >not gay >exit shower to tell wife it's not so hard to do >realize she's gonna ask how I know >realize that explaining would sound gay >she still isnt good at b------- >not gay

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