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File: 1386662233025.jpg-(11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) as O Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:57:13 UTC-5 No.520558752 9 So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I'd share. > Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night. > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night. > Was reading up on crows because f--- it, interested. > Apparently they're smart as s---. > They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated. > A wild idea appears. >I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work. > I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can. > Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks. > Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows. > They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my s---. > Tree crows throw nuts and try to s--- on me all the time (i dodge bird s--- like I dodge wrenches now) > Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcd's. >I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows. > Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe. > Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out. > Ive created a great war between two formerly friendly nations. > World War Crow commences. >I am fueling it with french fries. Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:58:03 UTC-5 No.520558845 Replies: >>520559326 > Both nations now jockeying for position near my work. > Grass crows try to defend me as the Tree crows fly over me and throw nuts and rocks at me. > After a few days of tense defense/offense, all goes calm. >l expect the usual squawking and flapping as I walk out, but there's nothing. >I walk out from the covered entry way and look up. > All across the trees surrounding my building are crows. More than there have ever been before. > I recognize one of the grass bros in the tree closest to me. (Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm fries) >I hear one squawk as one of the tree bros flies out and drops a rock on my shoulder. > All hell breaks loose. > Crows flying all across the sky, and I can hardly see through the clown. > No wonder they call it a murder (huehue) Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:59:05 UTC-5 No.520558960 9 >I sit and watch as literally 1000-2000 crows charge at each other. > Bloodied bird carcasses falling left and right. > Sit in awe of what I've created. > Nearly an hour passes and the cloud thins. > Only grassbros left. > Reggie flies down to the ground and lands beside me. > Has big scar across left eye. Gives no f----. >I stand, and all the grassbros look up to me. >I march across the street, and into mcd's, leaving the door open for all the crows to follow. > Cashiers face. >I order 12 XL french fries, and celebrate my grand victory with the grassbros.

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Anonymous B 08/01/24(Thu)19:54:55 No.200460410 >that shy quiet guy at work who doesn't talk to anyone unless spoken to Is this you in you're c---? 82 KB JPG Anonymous Says he has no hobbies, but still lives a "busy life" Never shares his political views Knows a suspicious amount of trivial things and interesting factoids about society. Never elaborates on how he knows these things 08/01/24(Thu)19:58:56 No.200460452 You think you once heard him say something f----- up, at a social gathering, but everyone chose to ignore it. You aren't sure that it wasn't just a dream. Responds to questions with a shrug and a smile Seemingly immune to social drama Always polite Only has a few friends He could be extremely rich or poor. Impossible to say. Has never complained Always has time to help about work related problems aloof person 2.jpg 378 KB JPG Never seen in the company of a romantic partner Never wears anything flashy >>200460492 # >>200460502 # >>200460510 # >>200460528 # >>200462739
Anonymous (ID: RmzHLowC File: 0291.png (317 KB, 868x958) 12/20/21(Mon)17:09:49 No.352967744 >>352967625 (OP) >As he came onto the window >There was the sound of his Nintendo >He came in her apartment >He left the cumstains on her carpet >He came beneath the table >She could see he was unstable >So she ran into the bedroom >She was struck down, there was more coom >T-----, are you okay? >So, T----- are you okay? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you ok? >So, T----- are you ok? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you okay? >So, T----- are you okay? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you okay? >So, T----- are you okay? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you okay? >You watch too much p----------? >Left a stain on the window >Then you played your, new Nintendo T----- >You came in her apartment >You left the cumstains on her carpet >Then you ran into her bedroom >You wore her clothes, and left your coom >T-----, are you okay? >So, T----- are you okay? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you ok? >So, T----- are you ok? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you okay? >So, T----- are you okay? Are you okay, T-----? >You've been hit by >You've been hit by >Removed genitals >So he came in to the outway >It was Sunday, now his c-- day >C---in-mouth gave satisfaction >Sounds of d--- beats, m----------- >T-----, are you okay? >So, T----- are you okay? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you ok? >So, T----- are you ok? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you okay? >So, T----- are you okay? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you okay? >So, T----- are you okay? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you okay? >You watch too much p----------? >Left a stain on the window >Then you played your, new Nintendo T----- >You came in her apartment >You left the cumstains on her carpet >Then you ran into her bedroom >You wore her clothes, and left your coom >T----- are you okay? So, T----- are you okay? >Are you okay T-----? >You've been hit by >You've been struck by >Removed genitals >>352967831
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: 31QxRNqY) | 02/22/25(Sat) 17:34:25 No.498328901 697 KB PNG >Be a migrant >Wake up in free hotel room at the crack of dawn (11am) >Put on balaclava because its le cold outside >Walk to outside of cafe with other migrants >Stand around silently and death-stare at passerbys for 4 hours >Get on bus >Talk on speaker phone loudly in bunga bunga >Take a s--- and smear it everywhere >Alight the bus >See a woman >I recognise her from the grang-r--- last week >Slaughter her for having sex before marriage >Take that you f------ w---- >Go into womans bathroom >See an unaccompanied child >Shwing.gif >Make sweet r--- to her >Leave >Log onto Deliveroo to make da cash >Steal a bike >Ride to McDrive >Wait for order while death scowling at customers >Take order to apartment building >Recipient opens the door >What a f------ p------------ >Proceed to murder his entire family >Steal his TV >Ride back to hotel where there is a riot going on >Turns out that the free internet is too slow >UNGA BUNGA!!! >Those f------ crackers cant provide us with good free internet? >First they colonise my country 200 years ago, and now this? >Proceed to burn down the whole building >Set fire to some cars >Government officials apologize >Your damn right your sorry >Get moved to a new free hotel >Go back to sleep >Repeat.
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File: 1386662233025.jpg-(11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) as O Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:57:13 UTC-5 No.520558752 9 So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I'd share. > Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night. > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night. > Was reading up on crows because f--- it, interested. > Apparently they're smart as s---. > They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated. > A wild idea appears. >I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work. > I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can. > Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks. > Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows. > They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my s---. > Tree crows throw nuts and try to s--- on me all the time (i dodge bird s--- like I dodge wrenches now) > Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcd's. >I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows. > Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe. > Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out. > Ive created a great war between two formerly friendly nations. > World War Crow commences. >I am fueling it with french fries. Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:58:03 UTC-5 No.520558845 Replies: >>520559326 > Both nations now jockeying for position near my work. > Grass crows try to defend me as the Tree crows fly over me and throw nuts and rocks at me. > After a few days of tense defense/offense, all goes calm. >l expect the usual squawking and flapping as I walk out, but there's nothing. >I walk out from the covered entry way and look up. > All across the trees surrounding my building are crows. More than there have ever been before. > I recognize one of the grass bros in the tree closest to me. (Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm fries) >I hear one squawk as one of the tree bros flies out and drops a rock on my shoulder. > All hell breaks loose. > Crows flying all across the sky, and I can hardly see through the clown. > No wonder they call it a murder (huehue) Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:59:05 UTC-5 No.520558960 9 >I sit and watch as literally 1000-2000 crows charge at each other. > Bloodied bird carcasses falling left and right. > Sit in awe of what I've created. > Nearly an hour passes and the cloud thins. > Only grassbros left. > Reggie flies down to the ground and lands beside me. > Has big scar across left eye. Gives no f----. >I stand, and all the grassbros look up to me. >I march across the street, and into mcd's, leaving the door open for all the crows to follow. > Cashiers face. >I order 12 XL french fries, and celebrate my grand victory with the grassbros.

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