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: Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)22:36:22 No.703956574 >"Shaken, not stirred" I got curious and wanted to know if there was an actual difference between shaking a martini and stirring it. 71 кв JPG I thought it wouldn't matter, since you're just mixing the ingredients, but apparently a study was conducted to determine if the preparation of a martini had any influence on its antioxidant сарacity: the study found that shaken gin martinis were able to break down hydrogen peroxide and leave only 0.072% of the peroxide behind, while the stirred gin martini left behind 0.157% of the peroxide. Based on this information I have concluded that for James Bond to be able to detect a difference this small, he must be massively autistic.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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>> O Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)12:55:44 No.875727537 File: 72C05B6D-C5DA-472C-B620-F(...).jpg (33 KB, 474x474) >>875727843 >After a few days of living with us she was comfortable walking around the house in nothing but her panties and a mini shirt >she would joke about how she should take care of us all for letting her stay and was flirting like a m----------- >that weekend she was working and we all went out, the club she was working as a hostess at was too fancy for us but we went clubbing and then returned home for kick ons >she messaged us a video from her bar before clocking of telling us she would bring home bottles >she brought home many bottles of jagermeister because her bar had had a promotional event >she started making us cocktails and dancing around drunk flirtatious >my room mate asked her if she wasn't hoot in her bar out fit and she straight up stripped down to her panties as though he had ordered her. O Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)13:07:34 No.875727843 File: A5DC7532-304C-4004-A59A-9...).jpg (430 KB, 989x2166) >>875727537 >she got us to do shots from her belly button and was giggling as some of us got touchy with her >she sat back into my lap giving me a cheeky lap dance infront of everyone and she let me undo her bar and got her t--- out >she made us more cocktails serving them topless and one of my house mates asked if he could Do a shot of her belly button again >she layed down but before pouring the shot she pulled down her panties >within moments on house mate had his c--- in her mouth and another was between her legs f------ her raw >we took turns f------ her until the morning and I bent her over and ass f----- her while my house mate face f----- her >she passed out full of c-- on the couch >in the morning she made us all a vegan breakfast This was the first week and she ended up staying nearly a month

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File: 7ADB6203-34E4-4815-871F-4(...).jpg (60 KB, 523x568) O Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)11:47:01 No.875725611 [Reply] D>>875726941 >>875726994 >>875727512 >be me today >in car at lunch hanging with friends >one friend brings up how he spends alot of his time CAN SPOR here >i say "yeah, i'm always on /b/" >friend shouts "YOU'RE A /B/TARD?" >we dap each other up at the newfound realization that we are both profoundly retarded this just brought us alot closer together bros.

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File: samus-confused.png (219 KB, 358x372) O Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)12:29:52 No.875726856 [Reply] >>875727838 >be older (like 30s and s---) >turned into more of a ? crybaby with age >just can't even with life ? anymore >don't even have the energy to get mad like I used to >just cry instead when something goes arong >for some reason this endearing to women ?

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: Anonymous06/07/17(Wed)22:27:04 No.37570730 >really hot girl in class >decide to work up the courage to speak to her >"H-hey.. c-can I borrow your pen for a second?" >she hands me her pen >realize I dont even have 24 KB JPG paper to write on >shes staring at me >My mind is racing what to do >Draw a penis on my hand >give her back her pen and walk away

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: Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)18:57:42 No.857446821 >be me, 28 year old Texas f-- >live in Corpus Christi >love it here but city has a bad homeless problem >get sick of it and take matters into my own hands 272 KB JPG >last week find a hobo walking through grocery store parking lot in morning >strike up conversation and befriend him >offer to pay him $200 if he helps me move furniture out of my house in Austin >he agrees >l don't have house in Austin >we go to Austin, ~4 hour drive >he gets out to use bathroom in gas station in random ghetto >I leave him and drive back to corpus Is relocating the homeless to s--- cities the answer we've been looking for? I think next weekend I'm gonna pick up 3 hobos and leave them in Dallas

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: Anonymous 11/11/21(Thu)16:30:14 No.159019347 the last airbender.png 356 KB PNG >Show up in film industry when nobody was asking for you >Become highest grossing film of all time >Promise a million sequels and deliver zero >Leave >Show up a decade later just to cuck Marvel out of getting highest grossing movie >Leave again >Nobody remembers a single line of dialogue

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: Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)22:36:22 No.703956574 >"Shaken, not stirred" I got curious and wanted to know if there was an actual difference between shaking a martini and stirring it. 71 кв JPG I thought it wouldn't matter, since you're just mixing the ingredients, but apparently a study was conducted to determine if the preparation of a martini had any influence on its antioxidant сарacity: the study found that shaken gin martinis were able to break down hydrogen peroxide and leave only 0.072% of the peroxide behind, while the stirred gin martini left behind 0.157% of the peroxide. Based on this information I have concluded that for James Bond to be able to detect a difference this small, he must be massively autistic.

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