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![: Anonymous 03/07/20(Sat)23:15:41 No.8211766 >>8211690 (OP) # 629 KB PNG >[Taft] apparently was very good- natured about his girth. Before becoming president, he once APPLE PIE. visited a small town on legal business. After his meeting, he learned that the next scheduled train would not arrive for several hours, although an express train would run through in less than an hour - but without stopping. >He therefore wired the railroad superintendent to ask if the express train would stop for a "large party." The superintendent agreed, and signaled ahead to the train's conductor to make an unscheduled stop. When Taft boarded the train, he remarked to the bewildered conductor, "You can go ahead; I AM the large party."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/351/324/3fb.jpg "Good ol’ President Taft | /r/Greentext")
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![30 KB JPG Virginity loss thread >Be me last year [M] >26 years old >My crush and I were beginning dating >She's pretty tall at 6'1 >We got in an argument but I was going to her house to apologize >She's reading a newspaper and drinking a coffee >I tell her I'm sorry and she forgives instantly >She shows me her room for the first time >We watch a movie on her bed and start making out >We're home alone so she takes her top off, her boobs are big and hang >She rips my pants off and in a panting voice she tells me she needs to f--- now >She hops on me and rides me >I finish in about 1:27 >She tells me it's fine that I came inside her since she's already past menopause >She tells me it's the best sex she's had in 40 years >The next day we go to outback steakhouse to celebrate her 81st birthday >We have the best sex again right after >She passed this year, but I'm never gonna forget the way it felt >It was all so f------ hot I'm stroking it as I write this God I miss her 10/22/23(Sun)23:58:35 No.908134224 : Anonymous >>908134178 (OP) # >Be me at 18 >Have sex with my 52 year old uncle](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/686/248/75c.png "Anons share their virginity loss stories | /r/Greentext")
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