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: Anonymous 05/05/22(Thu)21:39:47 No.877606759 CRYING TEARS OF JOY IMG_4735.jpg 24 KB JPG >be me, average american >sitting on my couch watching tv >billionaire kicks in my door >l am frozen with patriotic awe >slaps my bud light out of my hand >f---- my wife on the couch next to me >wipes his d--- on the curtains >l manage to squeak out "thank you for your service" >he towers over me like a titan of industry >pisses on my face while screaming "TRICKLE DOWN" >I clap and tip him 20% >he twists my n------ while asking if l'm “a union man" >tell him proudly that I'm a rugged individualist like him >he seems pleased >breaks a window to create more jobs and flies away truly we are a blessed nation

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