Look, if there is one thing I have learned from my time on the internet, is that when life gives you a hammer, make everything a nail. Ergo, when life tries to override characters with Waifus, you go right back round and make waifus out of the characters they try to override.

And to those that doubt my logic, know that the game was rigged from the start, for I (by pure accident) stacked the deck with 02.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. :V