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: Anonymous 05/16/22(Mon)21:36:39 No.878303129 > Be me >21 Yo Ugly Virgin >0 Fem Interaction for half a decade >Started talking to girl from reddit >Talk goes great 211 KB JPG > Don't know name, didn't see her face >she asks me to meet her in a hotel room >We meet, actual girl. fat so ok i have a chance >Get her Drunk and high to proceed to sex > Cuddling in bed, she Video calls her *friend* and makes him confess his feelings to her >while she's laying on my chest, guy says i love you > Bitch now starts moaning, ah ooh mmmm > I try to kiss her, she says no. keeps moaning and telling him how naughty she is for doing this with a stranger. while actually doing nothing with me > i turn around and sleep , wake up she's gone. my stuff still there. Both Kidneys still there >MFW i got used to cuck some guy, still virgin >Why are women like that ?

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 11/10/18(Sat)08:15:49 No.97268595 My cousin went to Florida for fear of being shot in Hueland. He got shot yesterday... 53 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/10/18(Sat)08:30:18 No.97269166 >moving to america to avoid getting shot 38 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)01:29:11 No.47665686 074e7c5b-329e-49d7-b555-91929a374b37.jpg 57 KB JPG >be me >Watching Netflix health documentary >"haha fat people" >They're filming fatties in the street >"hey, I have that shirt" >"hey, I have those cargo shorts" >"hey, I know that building" >mfw 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)01:31:06 No.47665705 so dont be fat you fat idiot

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Anon hates YouTube ads | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/17/22(Tue)06:02:20 No.878323939 >get ad on YouTube >Cover screen >turn off volume >close eyes >count down They will not win. 38 KB JPG

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Anon plays a game | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)14:44:37 No.805437247 5 STEPS TO REACH HITLER The rules are simple: >Go to Wikipedia >Use the Random option >From there you have to 39 KB JPG reach the Adolf Hitler articule using the links >You only have 5 moves Good luck everyone

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Anon contributes to a vengeance | /r/Greentext

39% 8:47 PM /b/ /b/ BOARDS /B/ 716313601 716320298 Anonymous 716321829 1 hr. ago >Brother and I. >Check Craigslist when we're 19, year the 360 Elite came out. >Trying to find cheap launch 360's to nab up, since CoD babies are selling them for Elites. >Find a guy selling his for $110. >Meet at his apartment. >Dude seems okay, not a whole lot odd. >Brings out the Xbox, a couple games, and 2 controllers. >Says "F--- it, l'll take $10 off. It ain't even mine. It's my roomates. I recorded him f------ my girl, and they don't know it. I'm selling all their s--- off as revenge." >We're both like... "Holy f---, that blows. Is that his TV?" >He throws in a 32-inch widescreen for another $50. >Asks if we're hungry. >4 hours later, we've hit McDonalds, gotten drunk, and are playing pool at the local Billiards Hall. >Dude drops us his phone number incase we ever wanna hang out again. 10 years later, we were groomsmen at his wedding. Dude finished college 2 years after we met him, and makes 300k a year at a banking branch in SC. We still play video games and s--- over Discord. Best f------ Craigslist ad ever. TL;DR: >We went to buy an Xbox. >Ended up with a bro for life. 5 REPLIES

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1418776509444.jpg 10 KB JPG >normie asks me the time >"i dont know" >"look at your watch" >look at her right in the eyes >"no"

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anon's highschool story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/16/22(Mon)11:25:18 No.878273047 >me in highschool >Extreme loser with a p--- addiction >Finally start talking to people >One of the nicer popular guys invites me to a party >Decide to show up >No alcohol or anything crazy, a bunch of kids I absolutely despised for being 10 KB JPG "normies" >One of the girls I kinda liked was there >She's emo as f--- >She starts talking to me >l'm extremely awkward and mumbling a lot >She keeps talking to me for some reason >Asks if I want to go on a drive >l accept >She's talking about how hard school has been and how barely anyone talks to her >We're driving on a quiet road >She pulls off to the side >Things get really quiet >She awkwardly asks me if I want a b------ >l start getting emotional and begin crying for some reason >She stares at me like I'm a weirdo for some reason >l explain to her that I feel like such a loser >She says "it's ok" | can take you home >l agree I say I handled it like a champ

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Anon takes a taxi w/ friends | /r/Greentext

>be me after party >sitting in taxi with 4 other chads including taxi driver and 1 girl >get idea >ask everyone to raise their hand if they had sex with the girl sitting with us 23 KB PNG >everyone raises their hand >driver hesitates and looks back at her >mfw he raises his hand

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anon falls for the mobile gaming trap | /r/Greentext

PLANTS ZOMBIES VS. Pop Cap >be me >no gf >depressed >you get the idea >on discord discussing b------- with other depressed retards >topic is fun vidya in the past >someone mentions plants vs zombies >unlock memory of me having fun on DS playing plants vs zombies >good times >go to App Store to see if it's there >it's on 1OS and free >download game >can't wait to relive old memories and feel nostalgia >game finishes downloading >open it >immediately get unskippable ad There is no escape from this hellhole

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Anon rejects girl | /r/Greentext

>be me >13 >social outcast with no social skills who everyone makes fun of >at a school party >everyone's dancing, I just awkwardly stand there >a stacy from my class comes up 42 KB JPG to me >asks me to dance with a smug look on her face >autism kicks in >just stand there and stare at her for a solid 5 seconds >then just turn and walk the other way as fast as I can >next day in class >overhear the girl talking with her friends >hear her say that her plan was to embarass me but got embarrassed herself for being rejected by such a lowlife >mfw my autism inadvertently made me look like a chad >take that stacy

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Anon dreamed of Bob Ross | /r/Greentext

Funny story >had gf at time. Be sleeping together 37 KB JPG >having dream about fighting. Throwing hooks but it's like l've got the brakes on >apparently making agitated noises and saying "eat s---" in my sleep >gf decides to wake me up thinking I'm having a nightmare >she snaps me out of my dream right as I'm throwing a punch >unload a full force left hook right into her stomach >she rolls of the bed winded >l snap up still confused >scream "eat s--- bob Ross" at the top of my lungs >hear my gf sucking wind and laughing her ass off at the same time

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: Anonymous 05/16/22(Mon)21:36:39 No.878303129 > Be me >21 Yo Ugly Virgin >0 Fem Interaction for half a decade >Started talking to girl from reddit >Talk goes great 211 KB JPG > Don't know name, didn't see her face >she asks me to meet her in a hotel room >We meet, actual girl. fat so ok i have a chance >Get her Drunk and high to proceed to sex > Cuddling in bed, she Video calls her *friend* and makes him confess his feelings to her >while she's laying on my chest, guy says i love you > Bitch now starts moaning, ah ooh mmmm > I try to kiss her, she says no. keeps moaning and telling him how naughty she is for doing this with a stranger. while actually doing nothing with me > i turn around and sleep , wake up she's gone. my stuff still there. Both Kidneys still there >MFW i got used to cuck some guy, still virgin >Why are women like that ?

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