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06/06/22 (Mon)08:18:57 No.68934954 Anonymous >be me, at the doctor's office because sometimes when I j------- (like 1 in 10 times) I'll get a sharp pain in my taint area, like there's a muscle there cramping 128 KB JPG >Doctor walks in, young guy, says "So Mr. Anon, I hear you're having pain in an unfortunate place?" >Explain my situation to him, he's taking notes and he asks "Does this occur during just intercourse or m----------- or does it occur in both?" >I'm a virgin, but don't want to tell him that so I say, "Just when I masturbate." >He asks "And how many times a month do you say you masturbate?" >I'm a little confused by the question, do quick maths in my head (3 times a day times 30 days is 90) and say "Maybe a little under a hundred times a month" >Doctor stops taking notes, looks up at me and just stares for a minute before saying "Excuse me?" >I repeat my answer >Doctor looks confused and says "Almost a hundred times a month?" >I say "Well, yeah, since daily it's about-" >Doctor interrupts me with a surprised, "Daily??" >I don't know what to say and just sit there quietly >Doctor seems lost for words and says "Let me ask you this, how many times today have you masturbated?" >The truth is twice today, but I'm getting embarrassed by his reaction and say "Just once" >"And you plan to masturbate again today, after already having done it once?" >I shrug and nod my head at the same time >Doctor sighs and shakes his head, goes back to writing notes >"How about this," the doctor says, "Let's try and cut back to just a couple times a week and see how that works for a month. After a month, you come back in to see me and we'll see if you're still having this pain." >I'm so embarrassed at this point that I just say "Okay" even though he hasn't explained to me what this pain I've had is Well, it's not no fap, but I think it's just as difficult for me to cut to "a couple times a week"

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jay bauman.jpg 26 KB JPG >sees a pair of t--- in a movie >instantly starts projecting his own fantasies about how uncomfortable the woman must be, how creepy and gross it is, how it's demeaning and exploitative >sees a person get cut in half >absolutely amazing, 10/10, greatest thing ever Anonymous >>207888330 (OP) # 01/15/25(Wed)00:37:53 No.207888362 The difference is that violence in movies isn't real. No one is actually being cut in half in a movie. Whereas nudity is real, you're looking at an actual human being fully exposed.
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