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O Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)11:18:50 No.69124662 [Reply] This board is lame tonight, give tard Stories. I'll start. >Be me >9 years old >Go to Christian summer camp >There's a tard in my group, let's call him Bobby >He has down syndrome and cannot form a coherent sentence >Parents raised me to be nice to everybody, so I am nice to Bobby >He takes a liking to me (not in a gay way) >A ways waves hello, likes to sit near me etc. >One day, an Israeli woman comes to the camp to explain to us the wonders and glories of Israel >We all gather round >Tard sits next to me >Get bored, glance over at him >He's looking at me >There's a massive snot bubble pulsating from his nostril >Point it out to him >He starts giggling >Get the attention of his handler >As she wipes away the booger, he stares at me with a look of pure betrayal. This is where I f----- up. >Next day >We are playing soccer >As we are walking down the sidewalk, Bobby runs up behind me >Approaches me with a look of pure contempt >Unleashes his tard strength >Grabs me by the neck with one hand >Lifts me in the air and starts giggling >I'm in state of pure terror, he could easily snap me in half >He throws me towards the sidewalk >Luckily I land on my ass >Handler rushes over and tells him he did a no-no. >He remains triumphant, knowing his superior tard genetics allow him to crush untermensch like me >Walks away giggling Anyway, that's why you never betray a tard. Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)11:40:20 No.69124823 Tldr, OP had hot sweaty sex with a retard. Put me in the screenshot reddit

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous work stories thread > be me > walmart employee > always scheduled for nights > be on the night shift 431 KB PNG > see a man in the parking lot > he's just standing there > i go up to him > he doesn't say anything > i ask him if he's okay > he doesn't say anything > i ask him if he needs help > he still doesn't say anything > i ask him if he's lost > he finally talks > he says "i'm not lost, im here to make you pay" > pulls a knife, but doesn't get any closer to me > i s--- myself > run back into the store crying > tell my manager what happened > he calls the cops > cops get here and find the man > he's still just standing there > they arrest him and take him away > i never saw him again 06/21/22(Tue)12:04:29 No.880556644

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Anonymous >be me, 15 year old immigrant in America 102 KB JPG >family moves to place with people that speak my native tongue >a lot of kids at school speak my language but they bully me so never talk to anyone or make any friends >my only interaction with any english speakers is watching spongebob, family guy and the likes >learn english from these shows >10 years later >have a job >people are surprised by how good my english is >but I only ever talk in quick witty one liners >I get some quick laughs sometimes but add nothing to conversations >never have any good conversation with any coworkers or peer because don't know how to >only ever have quick small talks with a couple of quick one liners followed by awkward silence Learned English but not how to talk, I'm socially inept /b/, what do I do? 06/20/22(Mon)20:59:32 No.880524596

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Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)18:18:47 No.67134420 I I 000 downloadfile.jpg 27 KB JPG Story from today >Go to use restroom >Pick the urinal on the far left as it's the closest (there are 3 for context) >Soon after another guy comes, takes the far right urinal >Randomly a third guy comes in and exclaims "Ayooo, it's peepee time" >He approaches middle stall and says "mind if I squeeeeze in here?" Before doing so regardless >"How are we doing today, fellas?" >Start to awkwardly laugh, finish pissing and and got to wash my hands >He follows me, watches me wash my hands, then proceeds to not wash his and leave Did I meet a sigma male?

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THIS SUBREDDIT NEEDS NEW MODS. They’re all inactive except one fuckhead who just creates new r34 subreddits. We need new mods who will install repostsleuthbot, delete reposts and tell all reposters to FUCK OFF. NOW. | /r/Greentext

Boosie BadAzz @BOOSIEOFFICIAL u send 1 billion to Ukrainian but you can't spend a 100 mill for snipers to be put n our schools to protect our kids!! It's a sad ass world we live n

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Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)09:09:16 No.15 California or Texas, your choice. > California The democrats rule with near absolute power > People s------- in the street in SF > Rampant Crime, No jail time > Unfordable housing (NIMBY) > Massive homeless problem > Texas The Republicans rule with near absolute power > Racism and Sexism > Your politicians will let you freeze to death > You better f------ go to church > Kids getting shot at school > Every single Ballot ever: [] Republican [] Democrat

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Are ya winning son? >be me playing intense 1v1 online game (chess) >im actually pretty good despite being a complete retard irl >dominate every player 93 KB JPG >get really high rank >stumble upon this obscure player >he's the first who manages to beat me >rematch >loseagain.jpg >repeat x30 >he sends a link to his discord in chat >add him >he's pretty wholesome & chill >we start to play random games togheter and just hang out on discord >ffw 4 weeks >he sends a pic of him crossdressing with the caption "if you want to see the rest beat me at chess" >his thighs and his skinny tummy are exposed >my meat is literally trembling >challenge him >lose again

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O Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)11:18:50 No.69124662 [Reply] This board is lame tonight, give tard Stories. I'll start. >Be me >9 years old >Go to Christian summer camp >There's a tard in my group, let's call him Bobby >He has down syndrome and cannot form a coherent sentence >Parents raised me to be nice to everybody, so I am nice to Bobby >He takes a liking to me (not in a gay way) >A ways waves hello, likes to sit near me etc. >One day, an Israeli woman comes to the camp to explain to us the wonders and glories of Israel >We all gather round >Tard sits next to me >Get bored, glance over at him >He's looking at me >There's a massive snot bubble pulsating from his nostril >Point it out to him >He starts giggling >Get the attention of his handler >As she wipes away the booger, he stares at me with a look of pure betrayal. This is where I f----- up. >Next day >We are playing soccer >As we are walking down the sidewalk, Bobby runs up behind me >Approaches me with a look of pure contempt >Unleashes his tard strength >Grabs me by the neck with one hand >Lifts me in the air and starts giggling >I'm in state of pure terror, he could easily snap me in half >He throws me towards the sidewalk >Luckily I land on my ass >Handler rushes over and tells him he did a no-no. >He remains triumphant, knowing his superior tard genetics allow him to crush untermensch like me >Walks away giggling Anyway, that's why you never betray a tard. Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)11:40:20 No.69124823 Tldr, OP had hot sweaty sex with a retard. Put me in the screenshot reddit

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