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![O Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)11:18:50 No.69124662 [Reply] This board is lame tonight, give tard Stories. I'll start. >Be me >9 years old >Go to Christian summer camp >There's a tard in my group, let's call him Bobby >He has down syndrome and cannot form a coherent sentence >Parents raised me to be nice to everybody, so I am nice to Bobby >He takes a liking to me (not in a gay way) >A ways waves hello, likes to sit near me etc. >One day, an Israeli woman comes to the camp to explain to us the wonders and glories of Israel >We all gather round >Tard sits next to me >Get bored, glance over at him >He's looking at me >There's a massive snot bubble pulsating from his nostril >Point it out to him >He starts giggling >Get the attention of his handler >As she wipes away the booger, he stares at me with a look of pure betrayal. This is where I f----- up. >Next day >We are playing soccer >As we are walking down the sidewalk, Bobby runs up behind me >Approaches me with a look of pure contempt >Unleashes his tard strength >Grabs me by the neck with one hand >Lifts me in the air and starts giggling >I'm in state of pure terror, he could easily snap me in half >He throws me towards the sidewalk >Luckily I land on my ass >Handler rushes over and tells him he did a no-no. >He remains triumphant, knowing his superior tard genetics allow him to crush untermensch like me >Walks away giggling Anyway, that's why you never betray a tard. Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)11:40:20 No.69124823 Tldr, OP had hot sweaty sex with a retard. Put me in the screenshot reddit](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/390/862/b6d.png "Anon has intercourse with a tard | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)09:09:16 No.15 California or Texas, your choice. > California The democrats rule with near absolute power > People s------- in the street in SF > Rampant Crime, No jail time > Unfordable housing (NIMBY) > Massive homeless problem > Texas The Republicans rule with near absolute power > Racism and Sexism > Your politicians will let you freeze to death > You better f------ go to church > Kids getting shot at school > Every single Ballot ever: [] Republican [] Democrat](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/390/802/c76.png "California vs. Texas | /r/Greentext")
![File: 2FC55D7E-3CE5-4C4E-9A68-F1810951C310.jpg (558 KB, 1920x800) O Itv/ Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)22:46:56 No.152468803 [Reply] >Look at that subtle off-gold colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh Eru, it even has an inscription. >> Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)23:12:08 No.152469645 File: 1601794079080.png (554 KB, 750x314) >Aragorn, it's Boromir. You're my brother, my captain and my king so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some Uruk-Hai in Amon Hen uptown uh, some orcs, maybe 5 or 10, um, a goblin I ran into in the Mines of Moria. I left him in a pile of rubble behind some dwarf's grave. I killed another goblin with an axe, I had to, he almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a hobbit, but he's dead too. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure l'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess, I guess l'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Minas Tirith, so you know, keep your eyes open.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/128/571/c5d.png "The Gondorian Psycho | /r/Greentext")
![File: 124.png (210 KB, 491x483) family wants my bitcoin Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)11:20:31 No.64604904 [Reply] >>64604928 >>64604931 >>64604946 >>64604952 >be me >27 >found out about bitcoin in 2014 >been buying as much as al can since then >had just over 130 btc >sold the top in 2017 and rebought when it was 4k in 2019 >familly got mad at me for buying in, says I should have cashed out and l'd be a millionaire blah blah etc >fast forward to 2021 >now have 490 bitcoins, most from selling the top in 2017 and rebuying in 2019 >held till 2021 because I know thats when the next halving is >bitcoin goes to 60k, sell at 40k and now have 18 million dollars. >family begs for some of the money >say i'll give them 2mil because I care about them, no more because I took this risk and they didn't want me to. >they get mad, say each member of the family should split it equally >wtfno.jpg >tell them they should be thankful I gave them anything when this isn't even their money in the first place >now have poor relations with them, don't meet with them frequently and when I do they can't go 5 seconds without bringing up my money >they say i'm greedy and i'll blow it all blah blah blah Am I in the wrong here? Will they get over this eventually?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/150/517/056.jpg "The Wishing Well | /r/Greentext")
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