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Anonymous 24 KB JPG 04/26/21 (Mon)22:35:28 No.853060753 >Be me black >Be Lightskin >See dumb post on twitter saying cops shouldn't stop black fights >Respond saying thats dumb >Get called a racist >Respond saying i'm black myself >She asks for a pic of my arm with a piece of paper with my twitter name >Send her said picture >Get told that I don't look black >Respond saying i'm lightskin >She legit says "Then your not actually black, You have more white genes >Tell her both of my parents are African American >She says they aren't black either >She blocks me after. Why are people like this

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous >>69222648 (You) # sparkling water is terrible for your teeth. 06/29/22 (Wed)03:07:08 No.69223091 >>69223255 # Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed)03:45:34 No.69223255 >>69223091 # C-- is bad for your teeth but you seem to be drinking it all the time.

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Anonymous IT'S OVER 8 KB JPG 06/30/22(Thu)00:44:18 No.69231238 >tried asking out a girl >she said no >as she was walking away tried grabbing her arm to tell her that I really loved her >accidentally pulled too hard and she hurt herself >now being charged with assault and battery >court date is next Monday It's over

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Anon admits to fantasizing about underage girls. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)14:50:45 No.69228882 >see an egirl who went viral years ago >think about her all the time and follow her >she turns 18 >immediately opens an onlyfans the same day >sucking c---, covered in c--, spreading her p----, she is not shy about being naked at all Why are women such w-----

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12/17/21(Fri) 10:38:01 No.868758070 >took a t----- out for a hookup to have a fun greentext for /b/ >meet up, had to stop for gas rq >end up bullshitting around inside of a corner store burger king >turns out we've both been missing some xmas shopping >bum around various plazas and department stores >check out a christmas festival at night >the festive lights are highlighting her smile in a way that makes me think I'd never seen real happiness in a person before this moment >take her home : Anonymous 72 KB JPG >didn't even f--- >get a text making sure that I made it home okay >nobody's ever f------ done that for me before You f------ turned me in to a f-----

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Anon talks to themselves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/22(Wed)03:05:28 No.163991421 >get used to talking to myself because I live alone with two cats >Say dumb s--- constantly, really awkward jokes and non-sequitur threats towards the cats >Wake up early one morning to creaking sounds of what I assume is a cat pushing s--- around on the kitchen counter >Yell down the hallway >"SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE REALLY UPSET WHEN I HOLD THEM DOWN AND STAB THEIR A------ WITH A KNITTING NEEDLE!" >Hear my back door open and close and my chain link gate clatter shut 26 KB JPG >>163991453 # >>163991482 # >>163991503 #

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Anon is a hamburgler | /r/Greentext

No. 871819619 02/01/22(Tue)02:15:19 643.png 120 KB 425x282 >be me >gotta pee real bad >can't hold it I'm in the middle of the street >no public toilets over here either >go into a restaurant >head to the bathroom without talking to anyone >robot looking f----- stops me and says the bathroom is for customers only >tell him I already ordered >"uh okay sorry about that" >go into bathroom and take a piss >about to head out ... >the same robot screams "SIR" >WHAT >your order is ready >take the order without paying and leave >never go again into that restaurant ever That hamburger was actually good to be honest... 4 replies, 1 images

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anon sleeps on his friends couch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 01/24/21(Sun)15:04:47 >crashing on couch at friends house >trying to sleep >hear him talking on phone in other room >sounds like he is having phone sex No.845659188 >he farts loudly >'did you hear that baby?' >'you like it when daddy s---- himself?' >'no im naked so it went ALL over the chair' >'not the same one from fajita night last week. My friend is sleeping on that one' >quickly get up and leave >go home and take 20 boiling showers >still haven't replied to any of his texts or calls

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Why Anon eats burnt pizza | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sad things you do 22 KB PNG 11/12/15(Thu)22:15:16 No.24222146 >Be a kid >Come home from school >Mom works an evening shift at a gas station >She leaves pizza for me >Have two games for my SNES >TMNT Tournament Fighters and The Addams Family >Put pizza in oven and use watch to time it >Play game while pizza cooks, often get distracted by my games. >Have burnt pizza most nights but eat it anyway. >Usually asleep by the time Mom gets home >We'd chat for a while if I was still up playing games. >One night on her way home she was hit by a drunk driver and she died. >In my 20s now >Occasionally I'll play TMNT and Addams Family on a SNES and fat old CRT TV and eat burnt pizza. >Eating burnt pizza comforts me regardless of the taste. >Pretend Mom is still out there working at the gas station >Go to bed early so the illusion isn't broken

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There's always a bigger fish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)09:43:41 No.54069296 >be fish >just chilling >get eaten by great white shark >be great white shark >no one better f--- with me unless you have a f------ death wish >get rammed by orca, flip over, die >be orca 209 KB JPG >actual apex predator >death is not even a f------ option >swim into continent-sized floating trash pile >suffocate on thousands of tons of plastic

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anon describes groups of americans | /r/Greentext

> liberals > CNN bots > bluepill to the maxx > traumatized by anything negative > usefullest idiots > requires an official narrative to move forward in thought > likes social justice > cant understand why noone wants their hegemony > leftists > angry at money > still believe in money > thinks UBI will give them enough money to not be homeless > likes social liberty >cant keep jobs for s--- > star trek > conservatives > militaristic > secret torture programs > government for thee, not for me > "its ok, religions and secret orders owning our military is great" > likes sharia law > frequently cops > right wing > no cohesive positive platform other than adherence to post-WWII jewish propaganda > bound by sheer hatred > anonymous recluses > cash cow for the school shooter program > show up at school board meetings to reveal conspiracies to the public > driven primarily by stories of imaginary women > intelligence agencies' bitches > libertarians > shoot the gun > till the soil > smoke the weed > eat the food > cant hold office because they arent in any secret money clubs > keeps 2$ bills for Jefferson's magical protection > their lack of engagement paradoxically both the best philosophy and the worst strategy am i missing anyone? imgflip.com

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Anon has nothing to hide | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous FBI 40 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)10:28:11 No.604119552 >knock knock knock >we have a federal warrant for searches of these premises for torrented video games What to do : Anonymous >>604119552 (OP) # >yes hello officer come in 06/29/22(Wed)12:40:47 No.604129032 >>604129395 # >4k tv displaying loli r--- hentai at 100% volume >how can i help sir >local missing child tied up in the corner >would you like some coffee sir >unregistered ar15 on the counter >maybe a donut? >4000 torrents seeding on the desktop >as you can see sir i have nothing to hide >bags of fertiliser in the corner

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Anon walks in on his dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: GYo8djDN) = 8 KB JPG 06/23/22(Thu)11:49:00 No.15549122 sex is a bad word : Anonymous (ID: EfL81Nrv 06/23/22(Thu)11:50:52 No.15549127 : Anonymous (ID: vjnkyvho 06/23/22(Thu)11:51:52 No.15549130 >>15549122 (OP) # just use 'gender', it's the same thing >>15550330 # Anonymous (ID: 4jgAzwvs 06/23/22(Thu)13:35:48 No.15550330 >>15549130 # I walked in on my dad having gender with his gender doll

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Anonymous 24 KB JPG 04/26/21 (Mon)22:35:28 No.853060753 >Be me black >Be Lightskin >See dumb post on twitter saying cops shouldn't stop black fights >Respond saying thats dumb >Get called a racist >Respond saying i'm black myself >She asks for a pic of my arm with a piece of paper with my twitter name >Send her said picture >Get told that I don't look black >Respond saying i'm lightskin >She legit says "Then your not actually black, You have more white genes >Tell her both of my parents are African American >She says they aren't black either >She blocks me after. Why are people like this

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