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Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)12:34:23 No.881838202 13 KB JPG I just called the cops on my apartment neighbor, here is the story and you can judge me as you wish >Be me >Living in apartment complex >One of my next door neighbors is a massive f------ pot addict, I can smell his weed all the time, sometimes 5am, often in the afternoon and evening >I am talking about being assaulted with weed stench on a daily basis >Finally I have had enough, I called the police and reported him about 30 mins ago. Also sent email to landlord because he is violating the apartment policy (no smoking/drugs) >I think the cops will actually do something because weed is still completely illegal in my state and I told them I think he's dealing drugs as well Your thoughts /b/?

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File: chainsaw man.jpg (100 KB, 1627x915) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:55:42 No.252911844 ►>>252911908 >>252914188 >>252914377 >>252916077 >>252919346 >>252919475 >>252920429 >>252921191 W--? >> Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:58:52 No.252911908 ►>>252913869 >>252913951 >>252914028 File: 06467EB6-9CF5-49FC-84A4-5(...).jpg (599 KB, 2730x4096) >>252911844 (OP) Denji could've got laid. He f----- up bad.. 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Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:58:27 No.252914093 ► >>252913869 brother what Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:20:41 No.252915260▸ File: doomer Zoomer.png (802 KB, 720x720) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:55:23 No.252914047 ► e: 1266667790002282.jpg (134 KB, 1234x521) >>252913869 >losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:59:10 No.252920412 ► >>252913869 This is a certified 4chan moment Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:15:48 No.252919432 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:57:35 No.252916842 ► e: b81.png (264 KB, 474x377) File: 1495908995260.jpg (78 KB, 1280×720) >>252913869 >>252913869 at last I truly see Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:25:28 No.252917325 ► File: i kneel.jpg (86 KB, 405x720) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:47:49 N File: file.png (178 KB, 404x489) my f------ sides best post all day i kneel >>252913869 >t. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:13:15 No.252927301 ► File: it's so over.png (816 KB, 1121x673) >>252913869 My sides Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:33:58 No.252914670 ► File: 1683785740614529.jpg (30 KB, 567x496) >>252913869 Damn, this post really mindbroken everyone Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:44:57 No.252914811 ► File: 1674008914715180.jpg (29 KB, 680x504) >>252913869 Never have I seen a sentiment conveyed through nonsense with such clarity before. A true modern poet. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:27:55 No.252919702 ► File: 1235316161e7427.png (161 KB, 774x788) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:43:30 No.252926278 ► >>252913869 ESLkun... >>252913869 >The most sane CSM fan Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:56:05 No.252920335 ►>>252920351 File: 1681220115757034.jpg (95 KB, 1200x1200) >>252913869 Anon bravely dying of a stroke to shitpost one last time. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:30:34 No.252919759► File: 1667874544032923.png (42 KB, 289x256) >>252913869 XXXX Anonymous UCDAZZJIVYOCHT_42:16 No.2021 20224 IC: JUS_405_4.129 [12 <1, 300 Audinous 1024/2004; 004:20 > 2225 4000 desale Zaroor A 7841 IN It's because that man's arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:41:19 No.252916516 ► File: 1679679759269336.jpg (9 KB, 302x225) >>252913869 >thread doesnt eat their balloons at a wedding Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:24:07 No.252923296▸ File: 1682955308164217.jpg (85 KB, 415x375) >>252913869 I HATE THIS i am extreme dissapoint *forced smile Are you allright anon? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:26:44 No.252923418 ► File: Interrogation_mark.jpg (266 KB, 659x932) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:33:23 No.252915435 ►>>252916020 >>252916057 >>252926173 I just want to know who in the hell eats balloons Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:20:59 No.252919551► e: 1683274551527799.jpg (22 KB, 800x450) Neory BonCINII VA; CDT > < = >>252913869 >only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:26:01 No.252921146 ► 4148bc178917d22bf0a75c7d3(...).png (2.97 MB, 2508x3541) >>252913869 This feels like an eldritch being is trying to communicate and spread its wisdom on thots. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:51:26 No.252926563 ► File: 1628025425644.png (86 KB, 250x250) >>252913869 Holy f--- I missed these kind of posts. Thanks anon. "cb1100 "PRETEND" ? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:06:55 No.252927073 ► File: 1616620564086.png (506 KB, 709x708) He is speaking the language of gods. >>252913869 beautiful I-I DON'T KNOW! JUST... PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR SOMETHING! Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:06:02 No.252920577 ►>>252920932 >>252913869 Confused reaction image farmpost Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:36:25 No.252923792 ► File: 1680879053748926.jpg (87 KB, 644x954) >>252913869 Funniest s--- ive all week Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:02:20 No. File: 1647832313112.png (236 KB, 405x560) >>252913869 We got it all wrong. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:55:51 No.252916802 ► File: 1676938237963971.jpg (285 KB, 1711x1108) >>252913869 put me in the screenie weenie

Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

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File: soylent.png (7 KB, 227x222) Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)23:05:30 No.69374951 >>69375001 >>69375312 >>69375327 >>69375550 >get home >put groceries away >go to wash hands >look in mirror >i forgot to shave half of my face >be me >have to go to grocery store >regular store is too busy >leave for a more quiet one >not familiar with the layout >kind of just wander around the store looking for what i need >two cute girls are shopping together >tall brunette, and shorter girl with black hair >cross paths with them 10+ times while shopping >90% sure the brunette is checking me out >she kind of has a cutesy grin like how a fat kid would smile when he sees an unattended slice of cake >think nothing of it, im probably delusional >get to the self-checkout (store does not have cashiers anymore) >they're at the one across from me >brunette is fumbling her s--- from staring at me

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: Anonymous 07/10/22(Sun)17:51:39 No.167640156 >visit friend's house >go use restroom >see the three seashells >>167640256 # >>167640259 # >>167640394 # >>167640631 # >>167641312 # >>167641623 #

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: Anonymous 23 KB PNG 07/11/22(Mon) 20:52:44 No.69371086 >2005 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

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Anonymous (ID: NY5FQLAZ 07/10/22(Sun)12:04:45 No.386155804 >>386156395 >>386156632 >>386157287 >>386157439 >>386157669 >>386158862 >>386159185>>386160288 >>386160546 >>386165972 >>386169213 >>386169307 >>386172291 >>386173207 >>386174596 >be in HS >sit next to quiet emo girl >qtpie af >flirt and chitchat everyday >shes obv coming around >"didnt see you the last few days, whats up" >"oh yea, i was having bad anxiety attacks" >immediately ghost her as a crazy one good side of mentally deficient zoomies nowadays is that they display all the red flags you could ever possibly need WAYY up front. never d--- up crazy, not even for fun

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Anonymous (ID: r6MEQdhc File: 077.png (365 KB, 646x595) 07/10/22(Sun)13:57:23 No.386170364 >>386172118 >>386156215 >Be young you >at grocery store, in line >"Oh shoot!" Mom says "I forgot something" >"Dont go anywhere, I'll be right back" >Beep.....beep.....beep beep >Conveyer belt moving forward >beep beep.....beep >Inching towards the checkout lady >....beep....beep >each beep like a hollow death knell >Mom still isn't back yet >beep...........beep

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File: Screenshot_20220711_102030.jpg Europe on edge as Nord Stream set for planned shut-down, forever By Nina Chestery and Vera Eckert (841 KB, 1440x2069) Germany building Heating Camps: Anonymous (ID: Cs8Voitk) 07/11/22(Mon)08:27:02 No.386239686 ► >>386239790 >>386240131 >>386240160 >>386240250 >>386240395 >>386240457 >>386240514 >>386240580 >>386240609 >>386240836 >>386241005 >>386241066 >>386241409 >>386241462 >>386241851 >>386241922 >>386242075 >>386242563 >>386242681 >>386242784 >>386243837 >>386243839 >In preparation for gas shortages this winter, German cities are building Heating Camps where citizens can be concentrated, so they need not freeze to death. >This move is necessary, as the government is going forward with shutting down all remaining Nuclear Power plants come fall in order to save C02 and prevent the planet from over-heating. Coal plants will be used in their stead. Thank you, our benevolent leaders, for your mercy and foresight. Anonymous (ID: VJSKOZA0 )! 07/11/22(Mon)08:27:46 No.386239731 >>386239790 >>386239812 >>386240140 Why don't you just fire Auschwitz back up? Anonymous (ID: zOjdhoeq) 07/11/22(Mon)08:28:30 No.386239790 >>386239731 >>386239686 (OP) With the cold setting in, students are gonna be miserable, they will need camps to concentrate in Anonymous (ID: K/pGLSeg 07/11/22(Mon)08:28:44 No.386239812 >>386239955 >>386240925 >>386243829 >>386239731 Have you seen the gas prices lately?

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: Anonymous KELANEY 21 KB JPG 07/10/22(Sun)19:53:33 No.881763153 >cicadas >what? >hi where supermarket? >uuuuh uhm huum turn Right and um then go straight until uuhm you reach the uhuuhh the old rails and turn left >left here right? >right yes uhm where car passed away >I thank you very much >nonono follow me it's uh other way follow Start walking >ci-cicada >I don't understand can you repeat >cicada very loud >ah yes yes every summer loud >here is road to store >ah thank you you come long way I thank you >no problem no problem here store bye The above was a diaologue I just had with a tourist asking me where the local supermarket was. I was stumbling for words until I eventually told them to follow me all the way to the store Why don't the teach us functional instead of academically oriented English at school?

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1h (7/11 20:12). 881832408 47 Re. 2 Img JPG 228KB (973 × 2048) 17 Replies >be me >24 year old >never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl >actually meet a girl while swimming weekly laps >she laughs at my stupid jokes, likes the same movies, same music : >actually looks pretty cute too >I don't know if I'm falling in love with her but I really start to look forward to weekly swimming sessions just to see her >thinking about asking her out to a movie some day >only one problem >she says she's 16 Can I do this? Not like, legally, it's legal in my country I think but ethically, is this ok? I don't even want to have sex with her, just a date or a hug would be enough...

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Anonymous (ID:OXWZUY/J) /b/543361530 Whoa.jpg (550x367) 113kB No. 543361530 26 62m My drunk ass girlfriend just told me that she's had sex with over a two hundred guys. She said, >>543361530 "I was a real slut in college. You Anonymous (DzZuJ9) forgive me, don't' you baby?" Whoa. And then she passed out with her head in my lap. Post pics. 200 other guys have seen her too. Why not share with your bros at last. Anonymous (ID:FicJTacb) We've been in a relationship for over two years and live together. We don't use condoms. What do? No. 543364546 28 26m 100 thrusts per session * 3 sessions * 11 inches (5.5 inches in, 5.5 inches out) = 3300 inches of d--- per week. 200 weeks * 3300 inches of d--- per week = 660000 inches of d---, which is 10.42 miles. Anonymous (ID:cjsy7U79) Anonymous (ID:7DNGKDiB) >>543361530 >I was a real slut in college. 4 years * 364 days/year / 200 guys = a new guy every 7.3 days. Since it was over two hundred guys, let's just make it a nice even 1 guy every week. Given that she probably had sex with each guy an average of 3 times, and the average d--- was probably the national average Nerd. of 5.5 inches, and it probably took an average of 100 thrusts per session to c--, we're looking at Your girlfriend has had 10.42 miles of d--- inside her. Get in your car, and drive 10.42 miles, and think of d---- laid end-to-end the whole way. She's had that much d---. She's a high-mileage slut, and her snatch has no user- serviceable parts. 064.gif (290x189) 1.04MB Anonymous (ID:ibHnrlm6) >>543369204 I think it's just as bad if you find out on your own. No. 543369451 man 1397597854671.jpg (1536x2048) 877kB Anonymous (ID:Heaven) >>543364546 >I don't even >>543362498 TOP KEK gj ass for you 1395631099136.jpg (524x492) 26kB Anonymous (ID:NM6Cv0dF) >>543364546 yeeeeee.... 200 hundred dudes is a lot 1000880 145426558991837_6824275_ n.jpg (575x305) 23kB >>543364546 Anonymous (ID:7wWTX4/X) >>543364546 Jesus Christ dude Anonymous (ID:RJVVUDEL) >>543364546 maths of chan win Anonymous (ID:pi7BN5qP) >>543364546 we need more of this Anonymous (DASSJ8PP6) >>543364546 10/thread No. 543369335 >>543364546 #lawered No. 543369358 No. 543365157 No. 543365184 Hey Op, quick question. HOW MANY D---- HAS SHE SUCKED?? Anonymous (ID:Rsr7qh5e) >>543361530 Congrats. You have STD's. Anonymous (ID:S1AEMilu) is she hot? that's all that matters. No. 543365053 No. 543364960 >think about that the next time she tries to kiss you No. 543364967 No. 543364981 No. 543364867 No. 543364902 3h 1 3h No. 543364920 3h 4h 24h >>543364546 4h 4h Anonymous (ID:4Fk/6Aps) >Your girlfriend has had 10.42 miles of d--- inside her. 4h I can't stop laughing. Anonymous (D.3JBHWIS) >>543364546 Hahaha you've killed me Anonymous (ID:Fudb6PX) >>543364546 10/10 Anonymous (ID:JPCOSCLD) 4h >>543364546 topkek 14h F------ 10/10 post. 4h 10.42 miles of c---. Damn. Anonymous (ID:Es4Glp9H) >>543364546 4h No. 543364782 1 4h No. 543364814 1 4h No. 543364671 4h No. 543364735 14h No. 543364743 1 4h

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Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)12:34:23 No.881838202 13 KB JPG I just called the cops on my apartment neighbor, here is the story and you can judge me as you wish >Be me >Living in apartment complex >One of my next door neighbors is a massive f------ pot addict, I can smell his weed all the time, sometimes 5am, often in the afternoon and evening >I am talking about being assaulted with weed stench on a daily basis >Finally I have had enough, I called the police and reported him about 30 mins ago. Also sent email to landlord because he is violating the apartment policy (no smoking/drugs) >I think the cops will actually do something because weed is still completely illegal in my state and I told them I think he's dealing drugs as well Your thoughts /b/?

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