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: Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)14:10:32 No.882203415 >be me >6 years ago >15 at the time in christian household >had a retarded fatass for a younger brother 22 KB JPG >blamed me for the food he inhaled from the pantry but parents always knew >hed always be a d--- to me, but also had no filter on what he talked about >one day comes to me asking how to fix a bent penis >mf thinks that a bent penis is a sign of m----------- >m----------- is a f------ felony in our home >tell him how retarded he was and to get the f--- out of my room >worked for now >couple days pass and im in my room playing vidya >hear screaming from the basement >go downstairs to investigate >mfw little s-------- has his erect c--- in the f------ vice on my dads repair workshop >hes screaming and crying for help >mf thought he could fix a bent c--- with a metal vice >we both hear my dad come home >leave him to the wolves My dad lost his f------ s--- when he found him. They actually considered putting him up for adoption, and to this day hes no longer allowed near the vice. He turned out to be a f----- a couple of years later and my parents pretend he doesnt exist.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)17:51:22 No.69448997 >eat 6000kcal of pizza and ice cream >steal mother's prescription opiate painkillers again to counteract crippling diabetes pain >take 8 pills at once and make a scalding hot cup of tea >drink the tea so it goes into my stomach and seeps between all the cracks in the chewed up pizza dough and helps digest it (I imagine) >start WoW up 125 KB PNG >amazing feeling, full stomach, high on painkillers, sitting in flight form on a branch in elwynn forest >click everyone who walks past and whisper them complimenting their cool transmogs and nice mounts >pass out from sugar crash at some point >wake up to burning smell and mild discomfort >frantically looking around figuring out if something is on fire >try to stand up and feel intense burning pain in crotch >look down >my PSU malfunctioned and partially melted my PC case >balls were hanging out of shorts, resting atop PC case while at the desk >they're blackened and embedded into the plastic >didn't wake up because of painkillers + diabetes KO I'm so f----- up on painkillers and this still hurts like boiling f------ water being poured on me is this how I f------ die phone is in the other room. is there a way to call the police online

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Anon is judged for his VR device | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 237 KB PNG 07/17/22(Sun)11:57:21 No.606129242 I f------ HATE vr for this reason >its super fun >everything i wanted as a kid >cheap as f--- because no vr games have drm and can be pirated >actually healthy and getting me exercise >happiest ive ever been BUT >have literally anyone over, ever >lol anon do u use that for p--- haha YES I USE IT FOR P--- BUT ALSO OTHER THINGS. JUST LIKE MY COMPUTER. JUST LIKE MY PHONE. DO YOU ASK ME IF "I USE THAT FOR P---" WHEN YOU SEE MY PHONE? WHEN YOU SEE MY COMPUTER? NO. SO WHY THE F--- DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME ABOUT MY VR. ITS NOT EVEN 1% OF WHAT I USE IT FOR. THE P--- IS FUN BUT THE NOVELTY WEARS OF FAST AND WHEN I JUST WANNA J------- ILL USE MY PC OR PHONE 99% OF THE TIME. >>606129909 # >>606130430 # >>606134243 # >>606134612 # >>606134616 # >>606136594 # >>606136657 #

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Anon has family drama. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Betrayed I told you what would happen if you try to leave me 90 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)18:12:39 No.26913930 >find out 4 months ago that I have a brother from a past relationship of my dad, before he had me and died >I drive to meet him >we instantly understand each other so well >I am crushing hard on him >one day we have sex and from then on we have something of a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship >for 2 months it's the happiest time of my life >he doesn't come over as often and now talks about how he has a girlfriend and also drops that he eventually wants to have kids I dreaded that it would eventually come to this. I want to be happy for him, but I can't. I want him back. : Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat)18:15:42 No.26913944 >>26913930 (OP) # what the f--- thats i----- : Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat) 18:16:06 No.26913946 >>26913930 (OP) # It is what it is. : Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat) 18:29:24 No.26914003 >>26913930 (OP) # sweet home Alabamaaaaa >>26914018 # >>26914244 #

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Anon thinks he is steve rogers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)03:10:37 No.881816785 >Be me >Commonly take walks at night >See women are scared pretty easily at this time of night >Devilishidea.mp4 >Will typically follow them for a block or two until they notice then start sprinting >Once they're on the verge of tears I run past them >Say "On your left" once I past them. Take the Steve Rogers pill, anons. It's funny.

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Anon makes fun of Alienware | /r/Greentext

James Webb Space Telescope Stores Images On A 68GB SSD James Webb Space Telescope Sto(...) 296 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 70tiDdTb >>387154952 # 07/17/22(Sun)18:23:46 No.387148870 АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА >>387148870 (OP) # Virgin ssd vs chad hard disk : Anonymous (ID: q2TOXw8w) 07/17/22(Sun)18:26:40 No.387149136 >>387148870 (OP) # >$10 billion >68gb ssd who f------ built this, Alienware? >>387152291 # >>387154952 # >>387149264 # >>387150006 # >>387150150 # >>387150443 # >>387150790 >>387149206 # 07/17/22(Sun)18:27:29 No.387149206 # >>387151352 # >>387151654 # >>387151822 # >>387151985 # Kek : Anonymous (ID: nrX8FbM4 ) = 07/17/22(Sun)18:28:01 No.387149264

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Anon knows what he did this summer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 274 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat) 15:07:17 No.69437643 why am i supposed to be enjoying this time of year again? 7 Replies : Anonymous >go get cup of water >decide to treat myself on this hot day and put some ice in >most of it melts by the time i get back to my room >take sip >swallow remaining ice 07/16/22(Sat)15:14:06 No.69437716 summer is only fun if you are a kid or college student, for adults its just hot hell. >>69437933 # View Thread : Anonymous >>69437643 (OP) # I f------ dread summer because I have to see all the other 20 year olds in friend groups and couples while I drown in loneliness 07/16/22(Sat) 15:36:58 No.69437904

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Anon's addiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat) 19:16:29 No.69438782 >trying to quit soda >only had 1 soda this week >mom bought a whole case of Coca Cola and its sitting in the fridge >cant stop thinking about how good a nice, crisp, cold guzzle of coke would taste right now F--- bros, soda/sugar really is addicting as f---. I want to stop drinking it because i read studies that show that drinking soda causes brain damage and lowers testosterone and diabetes. How do I ignore this craving? It wasnt hard until this fat bitch bought a whole case but now its sitting there tempting me to drink it all

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Anon spreads misinformation in the online dating scenario | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)12:10:00 No.67763615 (36 KB, 500x500) File: artworks-000032287566-cio().jpg >>67763165 (OP) >be 6'5" barefoot >wear sneakers, now 6'6" >wear manlet inserts, now 6'8" >tell people that I am 5'11", even on dating apps I am crashing this plane with no survivors.

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Anon wasn't able to get 10 years of prior work experience for an entry level position | /r/Greentext

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anon turned 25 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/22(Wed)15:39:30 No.881943984 >just turned 25 >dropped out of middle school >never had a job for longer than 6 months >depression >anxiety 76 KB JPG >psychopathy >still live with parents >never driven >poor >literally no talents or skills is it too late for me?

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: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 04/19/21(Mon)12:44:31 No.852461236 >be me 20 >at work >been flirting with 45 y/o milf constantly >she texts me whilst im infront of her in a room of people >"take my bottle, go pee in it, and hand it to me > do so > she drinks it in front of everyone whilst making eye contact with me. >h-------- do you believe my story? cos i swear to you this happened today.

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51m (7/17 10:55) -882170329 3 Re. 1 Img JPG 74KB (482 × 427) 1 Reply >when you watch some p--- because you're horny but the video you pick shows the couple being really sweet and affectionate and loving and it makes you depressed instead of horny because you'll never have that with the one you love 23m (7/17 11:23). 882171483 2 Replies >>882170329 (OP) romance and happiness is meaningless : >>882171483 Wow so deep. 18m (7/17 11:28). 882171680 >>882171483 yeah but it sure makes you feel good in the moment 13m (7/17 11:32). 882171857 JPG 20KB (400 × 400) X : :

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: Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)14:10:32 No.882203415 >be me >6 years ago >15 at the time in christian household >had a retarded fatass for a younger brother 22 KB JPG >blamed me for the food he inhaled from the pantry but parents always knew >hed always be a d--- to me, but also had no filter on what he talked about >one day comes to me asking how to fix a bent penis >mf thinks that a bent penis is a sign of m----------- >m----------- is a f------ felony in our home >tell him how retarded he was and to get the f--- out of my room >worked for now >couple days pass and im in my room playing vidya >hear screaming from the basement >go downstairs to investigate >mfw little s-------- has his erect c--- in the f------ vice on my dads repair workshop >hes screaming and crying for help >mf thought he could fix a bent c--- with a metal vice >we both hear my dad come home >leave him to the wolves My dad lost his f------ s--- when he found him. They actually considered putting him up for adoption, and to this day hes no longer allowed near the vice. He turned out to be a f----- a couple of years later and my parents pretend he doesnt exist.

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