THE FRIEND ZONE Let me guess. There is this girl, she is the perfect girl. You have known her for ages, you get on really well you have great talks and you get on really well. You really think that the two of you should be together and you finally manage to get the guts to ask her out. And she says those words that everyone dreads: "Let's just be friends". You've been LUBF'd. God that sucks. This info/lifehack has been established to help you understand why you are in the friend zone and why you aren't in the sack. It will also help you to bust through the friend zone and get closer to the holy grail FIRST THINGS FIRST; THE REASON YOU ARE HERE There are two people to blame here OPTION 1: GET THE F--- OUT OF THERE Honestly this is my preferred option. Four years ago I was at a dead end, every single girl had LUBF'd me. I realised I had to make a change was loaming and it was a perfect chance. I simply ignored every single one of those girls, on FaceBook, texts and emails. YOU Most obvious, this is your fault. Probably because you have never had anyone mentor you on how to behave around girls. Your sexual experiences probably ange towards the zero rather than hero The reason why I would advise this option is because it is a fundamental part of being successful with women. You have to be willing to lose a girl to get her. Holding on too long, or grasping too tightly will cause her to slip right through your fingers. This is a lesson learned soon rather than later. Trust me if you really think this girl is the one, find five girls who are just attractive or more so and tell me that you don't feel the same way after a day of chatting to them. There's not just one "one The main problem with a lot of guys is the focus on there being "one" girl, that there is this "one" girl. Dude if this one girl hasn't sucked your d---, she thinking about wrapping her lips round someone else's. If the fish ain't biting it's time to pack up and walk away. It will be the best thing for both of you. I spent three years chasing a girl who used to get on my bu met at a party and we f-----. Eight years ago I would have given anything to be with her, eight years later I discovered that she was unimaginative, passive in bed and to be honest with you I regretted it. She was still as hot, but it was a disappointment compared to what was in my mind So get the f--- out of there, now. Stay in contact, but as friends. If you can't do that then cut off all communication Make some personal changes improve yourself and maybe if you are lucky enough like me when you see her three years time she'l be bouncing on the end of your c--- ve years later we OPTION 2: HOLD OUT AND MAKE A MOVE For every girl you think is the "one" there will be another four or five who will fall in the same category who you will meet somewhere else... who own handcuffs and bulk orders of squirty cream. she already has a boyfriend, likes someone else and has told you that she does, is currently going through a real tough break up then you have no chance, please go to option 1. If you are damn sure that you like her enough to date her, and are willing to put in the effort to get there then keep reading. OK first move things from the boring to the exciting. If you are currently just talking on MSN or talking on the phone or at school and not doing HER A lot of guys will be stuck in the friend zone and actually be quite capable in all departments. This is because of the woman you are seeking affection from isn't interested and hasn't told you. anything else. You need to ask her out somewhere, THIS IS NOT ASKING HER OUT ON A DATE, this is asking her to go somewhere. Go see a film, go out for lunch, dinner, whatever. The important thing you must do on this date is obtain a physical connection. Hug her when you greet her. If you are walking down the street and see a shop that you like, grab her hand and rush inside and look around for a while. When you leave turn your cheek, point at it with your finger and say "Kiss goodbye". If she kisses you we're getting there. Women have a bitch shield mechanism that prevents them from doing really bitchy things, this will almost always stop them from telling a guy that she's not nterested in them. This is really, really bad. I've known girls tell me they know someone who really creeps them out and doesn't get that are just friends Please women of the world tell them otherwise they will never get the idea All you have to do every time you meet is increase the privacy and increase the physicality. If she is interested in you she will allow it to happen gradually, again this will take time, but if she is sure enough that you are coming on to her she will probably ask you out. If at any point she seems uncomfortable with you touching her... I'm sorry she doesn't see you that way. Please move to Option 1 and move on. gradually wn girls tell me they know The important thing is to lead her, guide her to what you want out of this. Show her that you can still be friends and enjoy the benefits of a physical relationship at the same time. Some girls will selfishly latch on to you purely because they know that you'll do anything for them because you are madly in love with them. If you are paying for s--- you shouldn't be paying for then that is not out of kindness it is out of blind stupidity For those taking up permanent residence in the friend zone, the bakcground is Peta23 and really passive in bed

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THE FRIEND ZONE Let me guess. There is this girl, she is the perfect girl. You have known her for ages, you get on really well you have great talks and you get on really well. You really think that the two of you should be together and you finally manage to get the guts to ask her out. And she says those words that everyone dreads: "Let's just be friends". You've been LUBF'd. God that sucks. This info/lifehack has been established to help you understand why you are in the friend zone and why you aren't in the sack. It will also help you to bust through the friend zone and get closer to the holy grail FIRST THINGS FIRST; THE REASON YOU ARE HERE There are two people to blame here OPTION 1: GET THE F--- OUT OF THERE Honestly this is my preferred option. Four years ago I was at a dead end, every single girl had LUBF'd me. I realised I had to make a change was loaming and it was a perfect chance. I simply ignored every single one of those girls, on FaceBook, texts and emails. YOU Most obvious, this is your fault. Probably because you have never had anyone mentor you on how to behave around girls. Your sexual experiences probably ange towards the zero rather than hero The reason why I would advise this option is because it is a fundamental part of being successful with women. You have to be willing to lose a girl to get her. Holding on too long, or grasping too tightly will cause her to slip right through your fingers. This is a lesson learned soon rather than later. Trust me if you really think this girl is the one, find five girls who are just attractive or more so and tell me that you don't feel the same way after a day of chatting to them. There's not just one "one The main problem with a lot of guys is the focus on there being "one" girl, that there is this "one" girl. Dude if this one girl hasn't sucked your d---, she thinking about wrapping her lips round someone else's. If the fish ain't biting it's time to pack up and walk away. It will be the best thing for both of you. I spent three years chasing a girl who used to get on my bu met at a party and we f-----. Eight years ago I would have given anything to be with her, eight years later I discovered that she was unimaginative, passive in bed and to be honest with you I regretted it. She was still as hot, but it was a disappointment compared to what was in my mind So get the f--- out of there, now. Stay in contact, but as friends. If you can't do that then cut off all communication Make some personal changes improve yourself and maybe if you are lucky enough like me when you see her three years time she'l be bouncing on the end of your c--- ve years later we OPTION 2: HOLD OUT AND MAKE A MOVE For every girl you think is the "one" there will be another four or five who will fall in the same category who you will meet somewhere else... who own handcuffs and bulk orders of squirty cream. she already has a boyfriend, likes someone else and has told you that she does, is currently going through a real tough break up then you have no chance, please go to option 1. If you are damn sure that you like her enough to date her, and are willing to put in the effort to get there then keep reading. OK first move things from the boring to the exciting. If you are currently just talking on MSN or talking on the phone or at school and not doing HER A lot of guys will be stuck in the friend zone and actually be quite capable in all departments. This is because of the woman you are seeking affection from isn't interested and hasn't told you. anything else. You need to ask her out somewhere, THIS IS NOT ASKING HER OUT ON A DATE, this is asking her to go somewhere. Go see a film, go out for lunch, dinner, whatever. The important thing you must do on this date is obtain a physical connection. Hug her when you greet her. If you are walking down the street and see a shop that you like, grab her hand and rush inside and look around for a while. When you leave turn your cheek, point at it with your finger and say "Kiss goodbye". If she kisses you we're getting there. Women have a bitch shield mechanism that prevents them from doing really bitchy things, this will almost always stop them from telling a guy that she's not nterested in them. This is really, really bad. I've known girls tell me they know someone who really creeps them out and doesn't get that are just friends Please women of the world tell them otherwise they will never get the idea All you have to do every time you meet is increase the privacy and increase the physicality. If she is interested in you she will allow it to happen gradually, again this will take time, but if she is sure enough that you are coming on to her she will probably ask you out. If at any point she seems uncomfortable with you touching her... I'm sorry she doesn't see you that way. Please move to Option 1 and move on. gradually wn girls tell me they know The important thing is to lead her, guide her to what you want out of this. Show her that you can still be friends and enjoy the benefits of a physical relationship at the same time. Some girls will selfishly latch on to you purely because they know that you'll do anything for them because you are madly in love with them. If you are paying for s--- you shouldn't be paying for then that is not out of kindness it is out of blind stupidity For those taking up permanent residence in the friend zone, the bakcground is Peta23 and really passive in bed

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