: Anonymous 08/02/22(Tue)02:35:47 No.69645624 > Be me > 89 years old > in my 20s during the 1950s > literally the greatest f------ time to be a man > I could work 36 hours a week and afford a gigantic nice home 1.4 MB PNG > didn't have to worry about internet, politics, PC culture, or any sort of non-essential distractions of life that actually make life existentially way worse. > I could have sex with my wife at any time and she would be happy and ready to and she loved it. > never had sex with anyone i didn't love because i had morals and a good head on my shoulders and no outside influences such as TV show characters or celebrities that were idolized for sex culture. > all woman were wonderful and understood their imporant role in society, which was helping to raise a fun family that made America a better place > ice cream was so much better back then > My attention span was the size of a small country and I could literally focus on anything and achieve whatever i needed to >I feel sorry for you modern day f------ and you truly did miss out on the greatest time of life

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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291 KB PNG >can't hold cash because inflation >can't hold stocks because crashing >can't hold crypto because crashing >can't hold gold because manipulated >can't hold assets because interest rates crashing market >can't short due scamwicks Anonymous (ID: CA/T2/T7) 06/11/22(Sat) 19:04:03 No.49539975 you're gonna hold that spatula and be happy

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: Anonymous 799 KB PNG 1 Reply / 1 Image : Anonymous YOU ARE A DUMBIN CHILLCANDAOXETTURE CITE OOOOHILLA UITHEONAT MERELY 74 KB JPG 07/30/22(Sat)05:36:42 No.882966785 Being a "friend" doesn't mean you're interesting, endearing, or even all that likeable. It just means that you're tolerable, and not unwelcomed without actually being welcomed. View Thread 07/30/22(Sat)05:38:20 No.882966839 Sounds like you aren't all that likeable.

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Anonymous 01/05/15(Mon)18:26:20 No. 9083983890839936 >>90840020 >>90840103 >>90840114 >>90840190 >>90840484 >>90840512 >>90840575 >>90840794 File: game and watch.png (32 KB, 1230x394) Room Mood: Tense Very fast attack A powerful move 1 Move 2 Pump standard attack 3 Down smash hammers 4 Up smash diving helmet 5 Side smash Match 6 Side tilt chair Down tilt manhole Up tilt flag 9 Aerial Fish 10 Aeriel Box 11 Aeriel Turtle 7 8 12 Aeriel air pump 13 Aeriel Key 14 Juggle Throw 15 Bell Taunt 16 Bucket Catch 17 Oil Spill 18 Food Throw 19 Hammer 20 Parachute 21 Final Smash 22 Another strong move That is a strong move He should use that for sitting Manholes are usually on public roads I enjoyed k'naans wavin flag, he looks like G&W Really well animated A strong move Probably my best attack You can move to avoid this That is a meteor smash I threw you *do not do this* Watch out for my oil attack. That will kill some sealife Looks like a standard wok This move is luck based They use parachutes to sky dive Damn, I should win now Room Mood: Fun I'm getting pumped! I'm going to STRIKE you down! I think you better sit this one out Maybe he can use that match to light some scented candles for later Only one chair... maybe you can sit on my face I prefer a womanhole It isn't a red flag.... You don't have any red flags either, you're gf material I know a fish called aerial... the little mermaid. Almost as pretty as you. Maybe you could put your box in the air haha My foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle That move pushes you up... is that a push up bra? He really came down hard, just like I'm coming down hard with the love bug I hate to juggle, but I'd like to snuggle Would you like to play with MY ding a ling? I hope your bucket has a bigger capacity because I can go 10 times I have some massage oil in my bag if you'd like a massage (bring oil) I'm going to FLIP any minute now I bet you have another name for throwing your food..... Spitting hehe This little piggy had roast beef... this little piggy had NINE! So how would you rate our chances of sex 1 to 9? I'd like to go skydiving one day I'd like to go skydiving with you one day, maybe skydiving into bed I'll get you... sucker! haha, I'd tentacle r--- you if I was an Octopus! I WAVE the right to lose this match Go fish! Room Mood: Flirty I would like to pump you Go Box! I'll make your life a living shell! I believe you can fly (sing in r kelly voice) This move is KEY to my victory I like CLOWNING around (clowns juggle) I bet losing to me rings some bells Have my oil, I hope I don't bucket up Oil win this match for sure! Guys, I've invited a girl here to play Smash later on. She is cute and I think I could be able to lose my virginity but I want to make her think I am charming I made this list of puns (still working on it) and one liners for every G&W move because he is my main. I will say them when I do moves and hopefully make her laugh. I have also listed lines for when the room is tense, that wn't annoy her, and ones for when it becomes a flirty atmosphere so I can progress to having sex with her. Can you read through and see what you think? Will the flirty lines work?

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Anonymous 01/09/21 (Sat)06:40:51 No.61783638 >>61783639 File: busy at work.jpg (983 KB, 1780x1780) LOKA >>61783628 >be me >be NEET for 7, almost 8 years >depression and anxiety >live in childhood room at my parents place >start looking online for stuff to do >see commercial for Securitas guards >"huh" >start checking it out, find out there's a course in just a month >sign up >get my security guard license pretty quickly >look for jobs >local hospital hiring a guard >apply >get answer within 5 hours >go to interview >they hire me almost immediately as a night guard >get the most chill job on the planet >have my own "chill corner" in one of the hallways where the cute nurses take their coffee break >get a comfy bed to chill in >spend most nights just reading or watching youtube/browsing /int/ >sometimes toss out a drunken fool or junkie looking for drugs Pic related is my life at night.

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: Anonymous Epic weekend I found out the reason for my genetic disorder. It's not because I ate fireplace ash as a child, it's actually because my parents are siblings! They passed it on to me before giving me to my current parents. Also I learned I'm adopted. Amazing. No matter how old you get, you never stop learning R 98 KB PNG 1 Reply 08/01/22(Mon)23:44:11 No.883141661 Anonymous >>883141661 (OP) # nice! View Thread 08/02/22(Tue)00:10:18 No.883142534

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: Anonymous 65 KB JPG 08/01/22(Mon)23:31:33 No.883141176 >be me, 21 year old kissless virgin >Decent looking >never been on date >Sister has friends over, a bunch of childhood friends >One is my childhood crush, super cute and only a year younger than me >Sitting up in my room, playing vidya chilling out >Tiny knock on door, I tell them to come in >It's childhood friend >OHSHIT.png >she comes over and sits on my bed >we make small talk, i show her vidya >she asks to hit my vape which is werid i never knew her as a nic person >after that she basically calls me loser and walks out 6 Replies >play vidya again >She bursts back in and kisses me in my chair >We both break off in sync >she says "pleasure doing buisness with you" in a silly way and waltzes out of my room again. What did she mean by this. View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: 12+uJPrg) 10/26/20(Mon)19:23:14 No.28500 Iraq: Saddam Hussein's right-hand man dies after years as fugitive IMG_20201027_002155.jpg 76 KB JPG JESSE JESSE DO NOT TALK TO THE UNITED NATIONS

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File: 91189AD3-D728-402E-BA9D-F(...).jpg (47 KB, 618x496) Standard night shift Anonymous 08/02/22(Tue)13:39:32 No.883150420 [Reply] >work night shift >get on the tinder, start talking to 8/10 >decides she wants to meet up after work >im_in.jpg >pick her up, go for a drive >make out like our lives depend on it >take her back home, she invites me in and warns me her dog will be excited to meet me >no fear at all, ready to commit for life anyway >get in the door, hear the excitement of a German shepherd in the distance, getting closer >jumps all over me, it's dark but I notice there are big wooly socks over his front paws >remember I've seen it somewhere before >remember I've seen it on /b/ before >instantheartfailure.jpg >decide I need to get tf out of this b--------- hut and make an excuse >"i should go, it's late and I have work tomorrow" >asks me to stay, I can't help but blurt it out because I'm f------ autistic >no I don't want to be around someone that f---- their dog >explain how and where I've seen socks like that on dogs before >said it rather loud, but got the point across >hear a yell from a room down the hallway >"whAt the f--- 8/10" >she breaks down and starts crying, shocked and speechless >her mum storms out, turns out she lives with her parents, they had no idea either >gets the f--- out of there faster than Usain >hear more yelling as I drive off Thank you /b/ for educating me on this one, I owe you one

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: Anonymous 08/02/22(Tue)02:35:47 No.69645624 > Be me > 89 years old > in my 20s during the 1950s > literally the greatest f------ time to be a man > I could work 36 hours a week and afford a gigantic nice home 1.4 MB PNG > didn't have to worry about internet, politics, PC culture, or any sort of non-essential distractions of life that actually make life existentially way worse. > I could have sex with my wife at any time and she would be happy and ready to and she loved it. > never had sex with anyone i didn't love because i had morals and a good head on my shoulders and no outside influences such as TV show characters or celebrities that were idolized for sex culture. > all woman were wonderful and understood their imporant role in society, which was helping to raise a fun family that made America a better place > ice cream was so much better back then > My attention span was the size of a small country and I could literally focus on anything and achieve whatever i needed to >I feel sorry for you modern day f------ and you truly did miss out on the greatest time of life

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