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I saw this joke translation on MangaDex and just had to save it. It's fortunate that I did save it, as the jannies deleted it (the Modern English translation is in the source along with a dozen others, for it seems that just about every scanlation group is covering this series.) While this is ultimately a shitpost, it's a high-quality one that a bit of effort put into it. The translation looks okay, but I feel like there may be some errors (note that the diacritics for Old English are later additions to make the pronunciation clearer as the original texts didn't have them.) This page is also the entire chapter.

Yes, the title is that ridiculous.