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Anonymous 95 KB JPG 06/16/19(Sun)16:43:17 No.52929468 >be 18 >male virgin with m----------- addiction >store my load in empty water bottles so I don't waste tissues >go to a party >crush is there too >crush gets drunk and starts speaking with me >nervous.exe >makes jokes about having sex with me >asks to go to my place >time_has_come.jpg >in my room >lights out >making ready to get laid >hear strange noises >crush is puking all over my bed >turn lights on >she drank out of my fully filled weeks old "water bottle" >mfw a girl swallowed my c-- >mfw I could have had sex with my crush anyway see ya later virgins

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