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9 KB JPG > be me > 19, virgin > started trying this year > first girl on a date > holded hands > ghost after week > second girl > we kissed on the first date > after week got ghosted > third girl > fell in love with her > completely nice girl > we were cuddling, she was calling me honey > after month got ghosted Now I am broken > fourth girl > we kissed, holded handes > ghosted > the last one > perfect girl > she asked me for contact and out by her own in public > after week got ghosted Ok anons I am done. WHY TF DID SHE ASKED ME OUT TO GHOST ME!!!!??? ARE GIRLS JUST MENTALLY ILL? CANT THEY JUST TELL ME WHY I AM F------ DONE BOYS. I AM NOT EVEN DOING SOMETHING SPERGY I AM JUST NICE AND TRYING TO BE MYSELF

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File: chainsaw man.jpg (100 KB, 1627x915) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:55:42 No.252911844 ►>>252911908 >>252914188 >>252914377 >>252916077 >>252919346 >>252919475 >>252920429 >>252921191 W--? >> Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:58:52 No.252911908 ►>>252913869 >>252913951 >>252914028 File: 06467EB6-9CF5-49FC-84A4-5(...).jpg (599 KB, 2730x4096) >>252911844 (OP) Denji could've got laid. He f----- up bad.. 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Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:58:27 No.252914093 ► >>252913869 brother what Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:20:41 No.252915260▸ File: doomer Zoomer.png (802 KB, 720x720) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:55:23 No.252914047 ► e: 1266667790002282.jpg (134 KB, 1234x521) >>252913869 >losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:59:10 No.252920412 ► >>252913869 This is a certified 4chan moment Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:15:48 No.252919432 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:57:35 No.252916842 ► e: b81.png (264 KB, 474x377) File: 1495908995260.jpg (78 KB, 1280×720) >>252913869 >>252913869 at last I truly see Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:25:28 No.252917325 ► File: i kneel.jpg (86 KB, 405x720) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:47:49 N File: file.png (178 KB, 404x489) my f------ sides best post all day i kneel >>252913869 >t. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:13:15 No.252927301 ► File: it's so over.png (816 KB, 1121x673) >>252913869 My sides Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:33:58 No.252914670 ► File: 1683785740614529.jpg (30 KB, 567x496) >>252913869 Damn, this post really mindbroken everyone Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:44:57 No.252914811 ► File: 1674008914715180.jpg (29 KB, 680x504) >>252913869 Never have I seen a sentiment conveyed through nonsense with such clarity before. A true modern poet. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:27:55 No.252919702 ► File: 1235316161e7427.png (161 KB, 774x788) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:43:30 No.252926278 ► >>252913869 ESLkun... >>252913869 >The most sane CSM fan Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:56:05 No.252920335 ►>>252920351 File: 1681220115757034.jpg (95 KB, 1200x1200) >>252913869 Anon bravely dying of a stroke to shitpost one last time. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:30:34 No.252919759► File: 1667874544032923.png (42 KB, 289x256) >>252913869 XXXX Anonymous UCDAZZJIVYOCHT_42:16 No.2021 20224 IC: JUS_405_4.129 [12 <1, 300 Audinous 1024/2004; 004:20 > 2225 4000 desale Zaroor A 7841 IN It's because that man's arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:41:19 No.252916516 ► File: 1679679759269336.jpg (9 KB, 302x225) >>252913869 >thread doesnt eat their balloons at a wedding Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:24:07 No.252923296▸ File: 1682955308164217.jpg (85 KB, 415x375) >>252913869 I HATE THIS i am extreme dissapoint *forced smile Are you allright anon? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:26:44 No.252923418 ► File: Interrogation_mark.jpg (266 KB, 659x932) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:33:23 No.252915435 ►>>252916020 >>252916057 >>252926173 I just want to know who in the hell eats balloons Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:20:59 No.252919551► e: 1683274551527799.jpg (22 KB, 800x450) Neory BonCINII VA; CDT > < = >>252913869 >only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:26:01 No.252921146 ► 4148bc178917d22bf0a75c7d3(...).png (2.97 MB, 2508x3541) >>252913869 This feels like an eldritch being is trying to communicate and spread its wisdom on thots. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:51:26 No.252926563 ► File: 1628025425644.png (86 KB, 250x250) >>252913869 Holy f--- I missed these kind of posts. Thanks anon. "cb1100 "PRETEND" ? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:06:55 No.252927073 ► File: 1616620564086.png (506 KB, 709x708) He is speaking the language of gods. >>252913869 beautiful I-I DON'T KNOW! JUST... PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR SOMETHING! Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:06:02 No.252920577 ►>>252920932 >>252913869 Confused reaction image farmpost Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:36:25 No.252923792 ► File: 1680879053748926.jpg (87 KB, 644x954) >>252913869 Funniest s--- ive all week Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:02:20 No. File: 1647832313112.png (236 KB, 405x560) >>252913869 We got it all wrong. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:55:51 No.252916802 ► File: 1676938237963971.jpg (285 KB, 1711x1108) >>252913869 put me in the screenie weenie

Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"

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Anonymous 58 KB JPG 11/24/19(Sun)20:12:58 No.55496843 >>55496890 # why don't you just date an attractive woman? >pleasant to look at >sex is better >will make you happier and more confident : Anonymous Why the f--- didn't I think of this, thanks OP 11/24/19(Sun)20:14:27 No.55496858

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: Anonymous 25 KB JPG 07/02/22(Sat) 09:05:00 No.881232571 > be me > straight > find p---- gross > still find women attractive help

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: Anonymous 08/09/22(Tue)14:21:09 No.69740926 463 KB JPG >go to bookstore >male cashier >he treats me with respect, we have a small back and forth banter, talk about the books I bought, how there's a movie coming out based on one >probably could've talked longer if there wasn't a line forming >overall pleasant experience >buy lunch after >female cashier >she looks like she hates the fact I exist >go to second bookstore after >female cashier >can hear her coworkers shittalking me (also women) >"It's only one interaction, he'll go away soon." >I was the only person they were serving why

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: Anonymous 65 KB JPG 08/10/22(Wed)17:01:48 No.69755198 >get a text from my manager in the group chat >PLEASE, WHOEVER IS OFF TODAY CAN YOU PLEASE VOLUNTEER TO COME IN? ANYBODY? WE'RE UNDERSTAFFED! Lol, no thanks. I'm gonna j------- to hentai and smoke pot all day.

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Anon’s daughter plays metal gear rising | /r/Greentext

>married, with a six year old daughter >wife hates violent videogames and doesn't want me playing them with daughter in same room >my little girl loves some of the violent stuff, but I do draw the line obviously >she absolutely loves, loves, loves Raiden, Sam, and the MGR: R cast of characters. Mostly likes Raiden and Sam over the rest of them. >get a phonecall from school, saying she was in a fight. >have to leave work and address this mess >principal explains to me that she punched a boy who made fun of her, stood over him and said, "Show me a good time, Jack." >I almost, almost started to laugh and had to brush it off like a cough. >had to ball my fist over my mouth, excuse myself. >"Anon, do you have any idea where she learned this?" >"No sir, but I will talk to her about it." >We made it five steps into the parking lot before I lost my s---, imagining my daughter standing over some little s--- with her arms spread saying, "Show me a good time, Jack." >got her ice cream, had a heart to heart, and had to play it down when wifey got home Kids are a treat sometimes.

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: Anonymous 08/10/22(Wed)07:30:43 No.883633418 >Be me, Dr. Anon. >Spend 9 years going through medical school, residency, and fellowship >Get a job in the ER. >A lady comes in, overdosed on Fentanyl >Narcan, put her in the vent for airway protection. >She finally wakes up. Buck f------ wild on the vent. I talk to the ICU doctor, he says no reason to admit her. She's good and we'd have to really sedate her to keep her on the vent. >Take her off the vent. Bites me. Draws blood >Refuses to take a HIV or hepatitis test. Have to take the prophylaxis. Get diarrhea. 50 KB PNG >Her boyfriend comes. He's a "club promoter." Thanks me for saving her life. Tries to recruit a couple of nurses to make a movie with him. Security kicks him out. >$400,000 in student debt >I was a weeb in high school and college. Never left my room, just drew s----- manga, and s--- posted on 4Chan. Decided to straighten my life out >Look at me now. FML

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anon is a prophet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous HOLY BIBLE KING JAMES VERON 234 KB JPG 07/14/22(Thu)00:43:46 No.69400717 I'm a (diagnosed) autistic incel. When I was a child I liked to read but my mother only had a Bible, so I memorized entire sections of it. I met a 37 year-old woman a while ago (I'm 22) and she ended up believing (for whatever reason) that I'm a prophet of God. I am very lonely so I started to entertain her delusion and now I feel like I can't come back. We are together and she says she considers herself my wife. I like her and she behaves like a mommy gf so I don't want to lose her but I feel like this s--- will end up crashing and burning. What the f--- should I do?

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: Anonymous 59 KB JPG 03/31/21 (Wed)17:56:24 No.63001106 >Feel like I should be doing something >Don't know what >Vague sense of uneasiness that I'm not doing it

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: Anonymous My 8 KB JPG 08/10/22(Wed)06:41:50 No.69753491 >it's Odin mfw >be me >atheist ass the whole life >on my deathbed >really want to see heaven before going to the void >murmur "I accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior" as breathing the last breath >everything becomes white, I can see a gate >"aww sweet this is heaven"

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Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)00:53:44 No.852792905 19 KB JPG >be me >Tuesday at school >it's 5th period and I'm bored as s--- >turn to my friend and say "don't come to school on may 2nd lol >next day I get called into the guidance counselors office >start talking about how they think I'm dangerous and that I'm gonna shoot up the school >mfw May 2nd is a f------ sunday

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: Anonymous 309 KB JPG 08/09/22(Tue)13:26:33 No.54721473 >be me >14yo >birthday, asked for a rifle so dad takes me to cabelas gun library >interested in milsurp, spot a No.4 Mk.1 Enfield >$400 >reach out >intercepted by picrel >smiles at me, says "sorry bud" >unironically tips hat >only other surp is out of budget or 91/30 Mosin nagant >end up buying mossberg 590 I f------ know you're on here you fat bastard. F--- YOU. That Rifle is now >800 dollars.

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9 KB JPG > be me > 19, virgin > started trying this year > first girl on a date > holded hands > ghost after week > second girl > we kissed on the first date > after week got ghosted > third girl > fell in love with her > completely nice girl > we were cuddling, she was calling me honey > after month got ghosted Now I am broken > fourth girl > we kissed, holded handes > ghosted > the last one > perfect girl > she asked me for contact and out by her own in public > after week got ghosted Ok anons I am done. WHY TF DID SHE ASKED ME OUT TO GHOST ME!!!!??? ARE GIRLS JUST MENTALLY ILL? CANT THEY JUST TELL ME WHY I AM F------ DONE BOYS. I AM NOT EVEN DOING SOMETHING SPERGY I AM JUST NICE AND TRYING TO BE MYSELF

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