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Anonymous 08/12/22(Fri)05:54:48 No.172495738 ► >>172495835 >>172496115 >>172502856 >>172503797 File: 1607613627741.jpg (85 KB, 590x993) >>172491950 (OP) >be on vacation in bongland >see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk >like a graceful penguin with gout >follow her for a block >working up courage >gently touch her shoulder "H-hello, I'm Anon. You're the prettiest girl I've seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?" >she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag >stares intently for a few moments >then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence "YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!" >quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths "FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!" >she lets out a giggle that sounds like a horse with it's leg caught in a wood chipper >head waiter ves me the stinkeye but leads us to a table >Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu "ERE NOW WATS THIS S----? IT'S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS I'LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?" >look at the menu. It's in English, just a fancy script >she shoves her menu at the waiter "I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!" "I'm sorry, madam, we don-" "I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!" >he slinks away without even taking my order >Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket >starts rubbing at her crotch >brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles "JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT'S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDING INNA LOO, AIN'T WE?" >look over my shoulder and frantically signal the waiter for the check >turn around >Arya is slumped over the table >r---- to death by Pakis mfw

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File: 1723257964548.jpg (16 KB, 524x522) Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)07:54:55 No.207504653 >>207504774 >>207504791 >>207504872 >>207505010 >>207505335 >>207506734 >>207507148 >>207512414 >>207516675 >ACCESS TO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN! Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)07:59:22 No.207504774 ►>>207504891 >>207504653 (OP) >UNLESS YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO WANDER ALONE AT NIGHT IN THE VERY FIRST MOVIE! Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)08:04:24 No.207504891 >>207504774 >STAY IN YOUR DORMITORIES AT NIGHT OR ELSE A F------ TROLL WILL CLUB YOU >DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WONDER ON A RANDOM STAIRCASE TO A RANDOM DOOR OR AN UNDISCLOSED HELL DOG WILL DEVOUR YOU >AND DO NOT, ABSOLUTLEY NOT, LOOK THE HIPPOGRIFF DEAD IN ITS EYES OR IT WILL SLICE YOUR GUTS OPEN jesus dumbledore really abused his clout to have zero saftey regulations Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)08:13:22 No.207505146 >>207520205 File: file.jpg (449 KB, 1920x800) >>207508959 >>207511253 >>207514545 >A student has entered the forbidden forest? RELEASE THE R--- CENTAURS
Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)00:39:37 No.698886685 321 KB PNG STOP FALLING FOR EVIL WOMEN
20 KB JPG >new to drawing >posts my drawing to internet >apparently I'm very good for a beginner >wants to continue drawing and improve to not waste my talent >the problem: >I can only draw a specific type of thing that I really like >It's usually very boring if I draw something else >said thing is also kinda weird and embarrassing >I DO NOT want anyone, friends or family, to see it >I can't draw in my sketchbook because one of my many family members might walk in and see what I'm drawing or ask to see my drawings >I can't draw in old drawing tablet because I prefer paper and someone will eventually walk in and ask what I'm doing >I don't have a lock on my door >continually asking for privacy time when I want to draw is super suspicious >I could rip out every drawing after I'm done but if caught it would be hard to explain and I would prefer to keep my drawings >I could be stealthy with my drawing sessions but that would be a pain to do every day and I would eventually slip up and get caught >not many good hiding places for the sketchbook and buying a safe for it is suspicious >when I move out I will only be able to afford renting with roommates so still no privacy >I can't even show off my drawing skills to friends or family (for obvious reasons) >even if I show them one of my few drawings that isn't said thing, they will inquire about my other drawings >despite the previous points, I still have the strong desire to draw and be creative what's my game plan bros?
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