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OH YOU'RE A FEMBOY! YOU LOOK SO CUUUTE!!! BET YOUR BUSSY GOT POUNDED SO HARD LAST NIGHT. YOUR MoMmY dOmMY MUST BE SO LUCKY WHEN YOU WEAR THE MAID DRESS FOR HER. I BET YOU LOOK SO CUTE WHEN YOU BEND OVER HA HA HA THOSE DRAGON DILDOS MUST BE HARD TO TAKE UWU. FEMBOYS ARE THE BEST, WHO NEEDS GIRLFRIENDS WHEN YOU COULD DATE A CUTE FEMBOY WHO UNDERSTANDS YOUR NEEDS STIT GREAT WHEN THE SKIRT GOES SPINNY. DON'T YOU LOVE BUTCH WOMEN. THEIR MUSCLES ARE SO Bjust want teAN LIFT YOU UP AND DOM YOU INTO MENIT. ALL YOU NEED NOW ARE SOME SISSY hYpNo TRACKS AND YOULL BE THE PERFECT GF HA HA. EVERYONE NES AGAMER BOYFRIEND WHO CAN WEAR THICHCHS THEY KEEP YOUR LEGS/SO WARM

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>be me, 19 y/o semi-neet >somehow land a chubby 28 y/o mommy dommy gf >only problem is that she's a furry, makes me dress up for her >fat f--- is also into literal food p--- >last time we did it, she made me eat mashed potatoes off of her ass >also made me eat her "homemade colon gravy" >ff to today, gf brings home a s----- looking whale costume, looks like a cheap one you'd find at party city, but with a hole cut out >she pulls out a jar of strawberry jam and says she wants to taste it on me >proceeds to smear jam all over my costume and c--- before rubbing it on her t--- and ass >starts sucking me off, f------ diamonds >stick it in, start railing her as the jam starts making my pubes stick to the costume >fuckit.png >tell her I'm about to nut, that's when she grabs my face and presses it against her jam-covered t--- >screams at the top of her lungs "Come on and slam, and whale c-- to the jam" >images of Kobe Bryant's early 2000s looney toon glory flooding my mind as I bust the fattest nut of my life >9/10, would do again. Thank you Kobe

Ok, let's start the interview. litt Traditionally, the Light Elf archetype is all about grace, beauty, and purity! X M Z Wood Elf Ranger (Standard Boring Vanilla Elf) Meanwhile, Dark Elves usually have curvy, voluptuous bodies! CRUSH... Dark Elf Tormentor (Chocolate / Blueberry Spicy Dommy Mommy) IM But where's the Benefit to us? litt B ISEKAI HERO PARTY MEMBER INTERVI How do you think you can Contribute to this party? (2 Hm, I think I gained Weight over the holidays. q I'm a FLAT CHESTED DARK ELF! Are You Less thirsty? I'm extremely RARE!! Huh? Accordingly, the typical Light Elf has a thin, willowy body! 化界 |||| A ISEKAI HERO PARTY MEMBER INTERVIEW ATE 3000 Because our Wizard here They use this extra load to their advantage when punishing men! I hope my CHAIR can support me. Smaller bust sizes are also convenient when handling bows! SK is facing multiple Misconduct allegations from students and... NOPE. /11 Ohohohohoho I HATE being a DROW MANSLAVE! I hate it!! 000 Excuse Me? Aha! Roll (2) I see you are unfamiliar with the physiology of ELVES!! Let me explain!! Exception: HENTAI ar Į Z Well, it is true that You're the flattest Dark Elf I've ever Seen... C bu 11 YES! Praise me More, HERO! I'm Still SUPER HORNY.

Wears red Consolidates Authoritarian political power to reform the system Still pretty auth by Aut the end. Find Find the truth by any means necessary Endorses Canadian approach to mental health in case 2-4 Economic- Fajo joke hero Left Stands up for the oppressed Financial troubles Hangs out with ft German or American depending on version Perfectionist and elitist spiritualists Constantly bantered to death by other quadrants but always gets last laugh Obsessed with Maya not found, likes cheap fast food, not real centrist being good heir to ALMoritari father Right Preference towards classical art "Auth dommy mommy" joke here Libertarian Economic- Right Largely pursuing own goals Vigilante justice arians Coffee involves grinding S--- talks other three quadrants and derides libleft for being a p----

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: Anonymous 89 KB PNG 07/17/22(Sun)11:22:58 No.882192275 >try >tfw I came I downloaded the minecraft sex mod because of the memes. >see mc sex mod >think it'd be funny to download and mess around >also download vivecraft cuz 3dsexbetterthan2d.png >find a dommy mommy character >see there's cowgirl animation I have a strong feeling I am not normal but she was literally on top of me going up and down. View Thread

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: Anonymous 07/07/22(Thu)21:11:46 No.881613413 >be me, white, pre pandemic >acquire italian american dommy mommy gf who calls herself a "degenerate freak" on a fetish website >extremely happy, the sex is great and I've always wanted to date an ethnic girl 175 KB JPG >she tells me I should meet her parents right after formalizing the relationship because she's very close to them >that's weird, but OK >I pay her and her parents a visit in our third day of dating >her mother kisses me in the cheeks and her father hugs me >weird, but OK >I present myself, they present themselves, we talk half an hour and I decide to leave >they insist I stay for dinner, even though they had previously said they didn't know I was coming >weird, but OK >during the dinner her parents start to talk about sex and how they're catholics but not prudes >very weird, but OK >they serve me with lots of wine afterwards >like lots >this is very, very weird, but OK >everyone goes to the living room to talk even more >and I thought I was an extrovert >her mom starts playing with her hair, her dad sneaks his arms in my back and touches me every time he laughs >this is extremely weird and not OK, I'm almost at my breaking point >at some point her mom says that my gf told her that I am a GOOD BOY >that's it, I'm not having any of that anymore >politely ask my gf to come talk to me privately at her room >we enter her room, I close the door >"Natalia, I don't want to have sex with your parents" >she looks confused >we stare at each other for a while >she starts laughing hysterically >turns out everything that happened was completely normal and non-sexual interaction for wops >she leaves the room breathless, I'm red like a tomato >she TELLS HER PARENTS WHAT HAPPENED >her parents start laughing out loud >I live after 10 minutes, more embarrassed than ever >her dad hugs me, her mother kisses me, her dad tells me not to get a boner >I break up with her over text the same week That's how I became racist again. I did j------- to her mom however : Anonymous >>881613413 (OP) # 07/07/22(Thu)21:17:36 No.881613671 Mom cooks, and you break up with the daughter? Dumbass. : Anonymous 07/07/22(Thu)21:23:13 No.881613881 >giving up on dom italian gf because you got made fun of by her parents once a man this emotionally weak would never be able to be a part of la famiglia, they didn't lose much. you would be traumatized for years after killing your first mobster anyway

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what "men of culture" from each quadrant want Submisive and breedable women of color i----- dommy (gotta keep mommy p------ dommy daddy the bloodline pure) fat Mommy women milkers Catgirl and or Catboy anything with a hole of the right size a sex slave anyone under age

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Discord RP starterpack did five just have sex with a ship agair I want hot r63 Nicole to sneak into my room every night and do unspeakable things to me Click to jump to message! MessagelD: 940423549234053130| 02/07/2022 DOMMY All units are inches Clark's d--- is 13.5 which I will round up to 14. The average American male d--- size is between 5.1 and 5.5 which III highball to 6. Now a average penis girdth is 4.5 which I'll round up to 5. So that means on average the male penis is 1 shorter in girth than in length. This means Clark has a 14 long MOMMY my child wll create a normal role-playing without erping of horny posting penis 13 wide my child will write Click to jump to message! ship erp MessagelD: 940103806337835061|02/06/2022 02/09/2022 Literally as soon as this RP started I dmed and said "we have to have enver brutally murder nicole in front of calix" #ooc 01/26/2022 RULES OF NATURE in one channel, IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY in another Then UN demons are now spreading corn syrup NANOMACHINES SON 02/02/2022 and I have been basically conspiring to achieve the maximum amount of angst and emotional heartbreak possible. #onc Today at 3:00 PM Karl's story if gaining power is literally just a dumbass who become a God by doing nothing or doing dumbassery

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: Anonymous 10/21/21(Thu)10:44:35 No.65841582 >5'6 manlet >Want mommy dommy gf >Match with 6'1 cutie on Tinder BIG BOY >She's kind of shy >Hope she's different in bed. >Ridiculously f------ vanilla >Dating for 6 months 11 KB JPG >She's still submissive as hell >Ask her to be more of a domme >'Oh no anon l'm scared I might hurt you' >Get p----- >Still going on with her b------- >Lose it and f------ body her >Instead of at least hitting me back, she starts crying and apologizing >Still a f------ sub >Beat her almost everyday now I'm so close to the one thing I want and I can't have it. I f------ hate what l've become.

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Aonymous SI231211uej0o.07.07 NO.02070047 Coooo0000om > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying > suddenly she grabs my face and leans close > wispers 'come for mommy baby boy > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, this bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life

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Anon gets stalked by his future dommy mommy | /r/Greentext

File: Dgp1X1_XCAABUQ1.jpg (40 KB, 480x481) O Anonymous 08/28/21(Sat)17:28:18 No.65169112 >>65169136 >>65169158 >>65169286 >>65170060 >>65171013 >>65171630 >>65171713 >>65171754 >>65172656 >>65173107 >>6 >be me >19 yo virgin, working as a popcorn vendor bitch boy at the local movie theater >last friday night >this plastic looking brunette bimbo lady, looks about 35-40, huge plastic t--- and big lips, extremely slutty looking but kinda hot, looks like pic related without the tattoos >she comes to the stall to buy popcorn >instantly clock eyes with her and stare at her huge fake t---, notice her looking at me with this intense thousand c--- stare >she gives me a smile and wont take her eyes off me >start getting nervous and look down pretending to fix something by the till >she walks over and order popcorn >calls me honey in this slow husky southern drawl >dont really look up but can feel her eyes burning into me >she still has this smirk/grin and tries to make conversation with my awkward virgin self >still spilling my spaghetti and ring up her order >she grins at me and says thanks and then leaves >last night >shes back again >still staring at me >calls me by my first name (its on my nametag) asks what im doing later >uuuuuhhhhh make up some extremely cringe excuse about needing to do homework >she giggles and walks off, looks back and waves at me >wasnt working tonight, but my coworker (who thinks this situation is hilarious) told me she came back tonight and asked where i am and seemed sad that i wasnt there, apparently she didnt even go in the screening area and just left So..what the f--- do bros. I may or may not be being stalked by a hot bimbo MILF who wants my virgin d---. But she is honestly so f------ intimidating I cant see me holding a conversation let alone f------ her.

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: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)20:14:53 No.63547853 >see a 18-year-old 6'4 girl with amazing t---, ass and face on Tinder >literal breeding cow >just get depressed realizing you'll never get someone like her GENTLEMEN AND LADES BOYS AND WELL AG Y NAES GATHERNE CHANAEI Why live. I'm a 30yo loser manlet but I demand hot girls, preferrably tall, so it's 111 KB JPG basically over for me. : Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)20:15:34 No.63547867 I can get 40-year-old fat single moms but I JUST DON'T WANT THEM!!!!! >>63548937 #

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OH YOU'RE A FEMBOY! YOU LOOK SO CUUUTE!!! BET YOUR BUSSY GOT POUNDED SO HARD LAST NIGHT. YOUR MoMmY dOmMY MUST BE SO LUCKY WHEN YOU WEAR THE MAID DRESS FOR HER. I BET YOU LOOK SO CUTE WHEN YOU BEND OVER HA HA HA THOSE DRAGON DILDOS MUST BE HARD TO TAKE UWU. FEMBOYS ARE THE BEST, WHO NEEDS GIRLFRIENDS WHEN YOU COULD DATE A CUTE FEMBOY WHO UNDERSTANDS YOUR NEEDS STIT GREAT WHEN THE SKIRT GOES SPINNY. DON'T YOU LOVE BUTCH WOMEN. THEIR MUSCLES ARE SO Bjust want teAN LIFT YOU UP AND DOM YOU INTO MENIT. ALL YOU NEED NOW ARE SOME SISSY hYpNo TRACKS AND YOULL BE THE PERFECT GF HA HA. EVERYONE NES AGAMER BOYFRIEND WHO CAN WEAR THICHCHS THEY KEEP YOUR LEGS/SO WARM

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