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File: Dgp1X1_XCAABUQ1.jpg (40 KB, 480x481) O Anonymous 08/28/21(Sat)17:28:18 No.65169112 >>65169136 >>65169158 >>65169286 >>65170060 >>65171013 >>65171630 >>65171713 >>65171754 >>65172656 >>65173107 >>6 >be me >19 yo virgin, working as a popcorn vendor bitch boy at the local movie theater >last friday night >this plastic looking brunette bimbo lady, looks about 35-40, huge plastic t--- and big lips, extremely slutty looking but kinda hot, looks like pic related without the tattoos >she comes to the stall to buy popcorn >instantly clock eyes with her and stare at her huge fake t---, notice her looking at me with this intense thousand c--- stare >she gives me a smile and wont take her eyes off me >start getting nervous and look down pretending to fix something by the till >she walks over and order popcorn >calls me honey in this slow husky southern drawl >dont really look up but can feel her eyes burning into me >she still has this smirk/grin and tries to make conversation with my awkward virgin self >still spilling my spaghetti and ring up her order >she grins at me and says thanks and then leaves >last night >shes back again >still staring at me >calls me by my first name (its on my nametag) asks what im doing later >uuuuuhhhhh make up some extremely cringe excuse about needing to do homework >she giggles and walks off, looks back and waves at me >wasnt working tonight, but my coworker (who thinks this situation is hilarious) told me she came back tonight and asked where i am and seemed sad that i wasnt there, apparently she didnt even go in the screening area and just left So..what the f--- do bros. I may or may not be being stalked by a hot bimbo MILF who wants my virgin d---. But she is honestly so f------ intimidating I cant see me holding a conversation let alone f------ her.

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File: Dgp1X1_XCAABUQ1.jpg (40 KB, 480x481) O Anonymous 08/28/21(Sat)17:28:18 No.65169112 >>65169136 >>65169158 >>65169286 >>65170060 >>65171013 >>65171630 >>65171713 >>65171754 >>65172656 >>65173107 >>6 >be me >19 yo virgin, working as a popcorn vendor bitch boy at the local movie theater >last friday night >this plastic looking brunette bimbo lady, looks about 35-40, huge plastic t--- and big lips, extremely slutty looking but kinda hot, looks like pic related without the tattoos >she comes to the stall to buy popcorn >instantly clock eyes with her and stare at her huge fake t---, notice her looking at me with this intense thousand c--- stare >she gives me a smile and wont take her eyes off me >start getting nervous and look down pretending to fix something by the till >she walks over and order popcorn >calls me honey in this slow husky southern drawl >dont really look up but can feel her eyes burning into me >she still has this smirk/grin and tries to make conversation with my awkward virgin self >still spilling my spaghetti and ring up her order >she grins at me and says thanks and then leaves >last night >shes back again >still staring at me >calls me by my first name (its on my nametag) asks what im doing later >uuuuuhhhhh make up some extremely cringe excuse about needing to do homework >she giggles and walks off, looks back and waves at me >wasnt working tonight, but my coworker (who thinks this situation is hilarious) told me she came back tonight and asked where i am and seemed sad that i wasnt there, apparently she didnt even go in the screening area and just left So..what the f--- do bros. I may or may not be being stalked by a hot bimbo MILF who wants my virgin d---. But she is honestly so f------ intimidating I cant see me holding a conversation let alone f------ her.

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