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SOVIET ATHLETE ANGRY UKRAINIAN TRAVELING PARTNER WHITE SUPREMACIST AZOV BATTALION Matron of my Kyiv hostel Went with him to Roommate in Ukraine He invited me to have cognac and sausage with him rather insistently Ukraine the second time Fought in the Soviet Army in Afghanistan Then became some track and field star, I couldn't really understand him he had no teeth SPANISH MOOCHER Used her looks to get everyone else to buy her food I don't think she ever paid for a meal the whole time she was there I did understand when he told me he misses Brezhnev Pretended to be drunk so boys would hit on her # Slept together in my Krakow hostel room Despised the Russian people and wanted to get back to the war as soon as possible 34-YEAR-OLD BRO American expat living in Ukraine when the war started We met each other in the retreat and became best friends for six days Ultra-liberal, compares Trump to Hitler We're gonna leave the discussion there I had a flight at 5 AM and they got Kept telling me to turn off the lights and take showers shorter than five minutes SUON WOUNDED UKRAINIAN BRITISH JOURNALIST ANXIOUS AMERICAN Had been Had shrapnel in his leg and was on crutches 25 but looked about 17 embedded with the Spent the first day of the Russo-Ukrainian War with me Was in his mid-40s but in a hostel room with teenagers and 20-somethings Taliban in Pakistan and Afghanistan up in the middle of the night to help me pack, then drove me to the airport W-- STUDY ABROADER HITCHHIKER 21-year-old American, met him in a bathhouse in Budapest INSANE FRENCHMAN Met him in a He had no money Slovakian drug den and claimed he hadn't slept in three days, and he stank like s--- He said he needed me to buy his ketamine now, I -narrowly escaped 1100 CLA THE FINN We roomed together for two days but he never spoke to me NATIVE AMERICAN On honeymoon with his new wife Asked me for advice about local sights Treated the place like it was Disneyland GAY FRENCH COUPLE BRITISH BLOOMER By complete coincidence we had almost Very cute and friendly with everyone the same itinerary so we ran into each other in four separate counties The madman had spent the last six weeks hitchhiking from Normandy to Bulgaria Was extremely poor and had only one small backpack Nonetheless appeared happy On the fourth time we did drugs together and had a great time Always happy, genuinely fascinated with the world, never saw him frown He was actually a really nice guy I feel bad for putting him -in auth left She hated non- Ukrainians and it was well apparent SCOUSE Simpleminded Liverpoolian who by misfortune ended up in a hostel room with people who had just escaped Ukraine Asked too many questions and caused the Doomer Expat to cry Suddenly a Swede walked in and he opened up, and to an Estonian too Bought us all McDonald's as an apology gesture Turns out he only talks to fellow Scandies DISILLUSIONED AIR FORCE VET Worked in intelligence and was recently divorced Lost his life savings trying to short the housing market Now wandering around Ukraine in a state of intoxication Had a nice dinner with him TRAUMATIZED MARIUPOL GIRL Met her on the day Mariupol fell She had friends and family in that steel plant that got napalmed Her mom is an active Putin supporter and now they don't speak to each other Worker at my Bratislava hostel who sold me shrooms and taught me how to brew a tea with them Me and two others tripped hard and he was our spirit guide He didn't speak Russian and had no street smarts but insisted on making all itinerary decisions HH 80 FRONS MISANTHROPIC GERMAN ROMANIAN MERCENARY CALIFORNIAN Was only a year older than me but acted like he couldn't relate to anyone our own age Tried to convince me into partnering with him to make a documentary about his unit Very wholesome experience Spent our time there sitting in cafes drinking American coffees He didn't explicitly tell me he was a deserter but he was wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a mask and had Ukrainian Army paraphernalia in his backpack Everyone tried to convince him to go out and he looked at us like we were degenerates Gave me some patches and told me they were a gift, then got off the bus and walked into the woods He was cool but a little condescending Super neurotic and stuck out like a sore thumb Not even sure why he was there DOOMER EXPAT Worked in IT in Ukraine His apartment was destroyed in the initial bombing He watched a kid die during the escape and he was shaken up about it DRUG SHAMAN RUSSIAN ON THE RUN Was studying in Stockholm when the war broke out, now she can't go home He cried CONGOLESE MIGRANT He spoke no English or Russian, so we communicated in a French pidgin He was happy to work in Ukraine despite the conditions Sent all his money back home Hides the fact that she's Russian for fear of discrimination THE DESERTER AMAZING NOMAD Met him on a bus on Z-Day We hooked up in Krakow even though she's nearly a decade older than me Coolest guy I met on the trip, had worked in Zanzibar, Indonesia, and other amazing places Slept with beautiful women around the world WALKED across Slovakia to meet me when I told him where I was 22 Currently herding sheep in Kyrgyzstan 1488 t Had a big swastika tattoo on his neck Had no idea I was wearing a Star of David under my shirt Very cordial "because we're the same race" Fighting for Ukraine, obviously really enjoyed it He seemed kinda crazy so I declined RELUCTANT CONSCRIPT Ukrainian who was born within a couple months of me, so I related to him We had a long conversation on Z-Day He had a loving family and girlfriend but he was conscripted, I'll miss him BBC CAMERA CREW We spent a day together in Poland and they interviewed me Cool guys, salaried to do what I did for free Paid me £150 for my time, sweet ROBLOX BOY 12-year-old Ukrainian I sat next to on a refugee train He buried his head in his phone and didn't talk to me but collected my Insta information and now we follow each other? DOUBTFUL DUTCHMEN Met them the morning before Z-Day, they were sketched out Spent the time encouraging me to drink more and prying information from me They kept talking about fleeing the country but they wanted to buy cheap trousers first Strange but ok MAKE AMER GREAT AGA Told me in colorful detail that he'd like to see ethnic Russians rounded up and hung When I asked if he wanted to be interviewed for a western audience he suddenly got quiet and told me to leave ALBERTANS Canadian brothers I met in Poland PROUD RUSSIAN Huge surprise, he was a hardcore Republican Guy in his 30s, built, former Russian soldier Roommate in the hostel one night We had based conversations about 2A and wokeism We were the only ones in the room and I was terrified Hardest partiers I've ever seen God We hung out in Austria and Poland and he envied me going into Ukraine BRAZILIAN SUGAR DADDY Runs a clothing business in Ukraine I asked what he thought of the war and he thought Extremely chill, we got along well I was a spy Supermac's Really friendly guys, gave me a good sendoff for Ukraine Gaillimh Sleeps with the models CANADIAN BRO Hockey and lacrosse player I met on the first day of the trip Brags that he has 11 Ukrainian girlfriends Several weeks later he met me in Italy and we climbed Mt. Vesuvius together We still talk weekly and might work together in India in 2023 FRENCH-AMERICAN Met him in a hostel in Bratislava and we clicked, instant best friends He was a bodybuilder and a Mormon then moved out to France and changed completely PROBABLE GLOWIE American expat I met in Ukraine, lived in a flat overlooking the square and had a crew cut and dressed business casual Insisted he ran a business but I never saw any evidence of it Drove around in a Land Rover and texted me two days before the invasion telling me it was about to happen and to get out I didn't but how did he know 5 adidas adidas I wonder what happened to him US MARINE Met him in a transit area in Poland Warned him not to go into Ukraine, he took offense land told me it was his moral duty He seemed extremely committed to the task and I admire him ARMS SALESMAN Met him in Ukraine, he had a backpack full of loose cash He offered to take me and my friends out to dinner but I was leaving that day He was giddy with happiness TAIWANESE MERCENARY Mercenary on leave from the front Hated totalitarianism in all forms Told me that this war is just practice for when China invades Taiwan Admitted that he liked killing Russians HANNOVERIANS Two skeevy Germans I met in a casino They had prison tattoos and blackened teeth and were whispering to each other Very, very obvious mob connections Small world, I met them again a week later in a refugee camp, we shared cigarettes and vodka

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