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File: Domino.png (785 KB, 640x702) Marriage is so easy Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri)22:05:00 No.69973040 [Reply] >be me, 14 >virgin >had massive crush on Zazie Beetz since Deadpool 2 dropped (pic related, she plays Domino in Deadpool 2) >years go by >18 now, still virgin, but can legally get married >talking about her with my brother one day >brother tells me I'm actually already married to Zazie Beetz, she just doesn't know it yet >agree with him >suddenly I'm married to Zazie Beetz I just won the f------ game, didn't I? Why haven't you taken the marriagepill yet, anons?

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 7 KB JPG 09/12/22(Mon)12:56:49 No.885515025 >Be me, finest example of the A---- Master Race >6 ft 3 inches tall, toned physique, blond hair, blue eyes, and fair skin >Excel at all sports >University education >Only copulate with A---- women >Our leader is short, brown hair, poor physique, one testicle, looks Jewish >His chief of propaganda, dark features, club foot >Head if Luftwaffe, morbidly obese drug addict >They tried to lead us to a Thousand Year Reich, but these degenerate subhumans only deserved liquidation >We were beaten by a Slavic race and Anglo- Saxonspeople that allow Rassenschande if you are discrete >MFW we deserved to lose. Next time meine Brüder

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: Anonymous A pegger gets plugged 284 KB PNG 09/12/22 (Mon)17:01:23 No.885525855 I had the best sex a while ago >be me >virgin >girl comes up to me >a solid 8.67/10 >"hey anon, I know you're a virgin still, mind if I change that" >cha-ching >"yes baby" >fast forward to her place >it's her and her 8 friends >wait for them to leave >they all stand up around me and pull their panties down >hell yes >each one of them fucksme >my c-- all in their vaginas >the girl who invited me was recording it also >uploads it to pornhub >250k views in under a month >sends it to my family, employers and friends >im cut off and disowned for being a "w----" >fired from job >currently homeless >today I learned I got genital warts from all of that >all of them got pregnant Best. Sex. Ever!!

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Anon speaks about the trannies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7 hours ago 3 REPLIES 68296930 >>68296640 (OP) I like how they used fish skin to graft over the chunk of leg taken out Pretty lynchian body horror >mutilated genitals and limbs to create new cheap imitation knock off genitals >patched up with fish scales >pumped full of hormones to give you unnatural body hair >breast removed by removing the n------ sucking out the fat and then sewing the n------ back on >somehow this is all very natural and you're a hateful bigot for not thinking this is beautiful and brave to look at a h---- that will be staring your children in the eyes from the magazine rack and the grocery store

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Anon has a supportive girlfriend | /r/Greentext

File: daniellawang.png (1.98 MB, 1231x1278) + 5 replies omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 09/12/22(Mon)23:28:01 Anonymous 09/12/22(Mon)23:21:54 No.885517175 [Reply] I'm a 27 year old who got fit and lost my virginity to my current GF. She wants to be super supportive during sex, but she says weird stuff during sex like >You're doing great! >You're technique and fundamentals are really good (while going down on her) >Yes! Keep going! You can do it! >That's really good. You've reached your goal and I'm going to c-- (This is an EXACT quote!) >Wow! That's good. You must have been practicing! >That's IT! You're doing beautifully >You did very well. I came really hard. I know you could do it >I'm very proud of you >>885518292 The other thing other than this being really f------ weird is she's clearly faking it along with her orgasms. Like she doesn't shake or squirt or get flushed at all or have like involuntary twitches/movement. Also, she's Korean with b------- so I don't know if this is a cultural kinda thing No.885517425 Lmfao this is gold, add me in the screenshot plz

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55m (7/29 21:30). 171817799 33 Re 3 Img JPG · 57KB · (400 × 387) 10 Replies >there are zoomers on this board RIGHT NOW who've never seen Back to the Future 54m (7/29 21:31) · 171817848 2 Replies >>171817799 (OP) more like back to your rocking chair old man lmao ...

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Anon's spider pet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 79 KB JPG 09/12/22(Mon)20:56:19 No.70185496 >be me >s------- one day at home >notice spider in gap under door frame >huh.jpg >spider bro just watchin me >alright then >finish s------- >come back for business next day >spider bro is there again >guess it's his home now >always peeks out from under when >s--- guardian watches over me for next two years >one day notice he's not there anymore >that's odd >don't see spider bro for weeks, >check under door frame >find his body >rip >you'll be missed my s------- buddy

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: Anonymous 115 KB JPG 03/13/22(Sun)20:26:44 No.874372800 >Be me >Two years ago >Friend has his first kid >Friend is white Worth it >Baby comes out black with nappy hair >Everyone is uncomfortable as it's obvious his wife cheated >People ignore it like king of the hill >He had a barbecue celebrating his first born" >Show up >Autism over 9000 >"Did you overcook that one?" >Punches me in the face

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: Anonymous 10/10/21(Sun)08:18:32 No.65699292 91 KB JPG >In 8th grade on Washington D.C. school trip >At some monument >If you go to the bathroom you have to bring a partner so you don't get lost >Go to the bathroom with some guy >I get done in 30 seconds and wait for him to finish s------- >Been more than 5 minutes so I leave without him >Everyone is starting to board the bus to leave the monument >Get on the bus and the teacher is taking attendance >Say here for him when his name is called >Leave What are your field trip stories?

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Anon fumbles with the mommy-pill dosage | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 133 KB JPG 09/12/22(Mon)21:07:36 No.885511879 God damn it, /b/ >be 30 year old attractive male >relatively successful, making almost 6 figures >I hire mostly attractive people in their 40's and 50's because they help bring my furniture business the most money >49 year old absolute stunning milf accidentally farts by me >she gets really embarrassed so I wink and say "some guys like that" >I'm not that turned on by farts, only if I'm really into the f------ and its odorless, then it's kinda hot >the next day she let's the nastiest f----- ripper out by me and I can smell it in my clothes >she grins and I try to hide my disgust and smile and pretend I have matters to tend to >another hot employee gets suspiciously close to me when asking about her metrics and commissions >I start to notice it smells like s--- >she f----- unloaded a nasty silent fart >a third employee does it >mfw I hired all these milfs and now they just walk around smelling like s---

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Anon with math | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The most important thing to ge(...) 124 KB JPG 09/11/22(Sun)07:37:11 No.14838777 Anonymous No one talks about this, but the most important thing to get better at math is: >exercising early in the morning >cold shower >lots of red meat and liver >sleep when you feel sleepy, wake up without alarm Ever since I started doing this, my brain fog completely disappeared, and I haven't had any reason to check the solution. I now feel like I can prove every theorem (and conjecture) in Analysis. 29 Replies 1 Image View Thread 09/11/22(Sun)14:50:17 No. 14839863 >>14839810 # Nope, art is hardest to nail. There is pretty much zero definition of what makes good art good art, and there is zero way of telling why you're good at art. Go to a math grad school, you will find plenty of people good at math, go to any prestigious art school, chances are you will find none. Art is pretty much like publishing a completely original and new math paper every time. Math is one of the least genetic skills, because all it requires is logical thinking which is a fundamental property of a sapient brain. The problem is most f--- never use their brain, but pretty much everyone who is interested in math is almost always good at math, or at least far better than average. This is literally the only filter there is for math: lack of interest. 99% of people who are interested in art suck at it.

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Anon has poop salad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Guys it's the end... >Yesterday mom cleans my room >Cleans more than ever before >Starts moving around my stuff >She finds the poop salad >Mfw Her and dad decided to kick me out... I'm 20btw. 211 KB JPG 03/08/21(Mon)03:56:35 No.62653679 4 Replies View Thread

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File: Mona Pissa.jpg (30 KB, 600x600) ☐ Anonymous 09/12/22(Mon)12:46:53 No.70182424 why cant any of the "good news" sources realize that showing the same story of a suicidal man becoming friends with the cop that saved him wont ever make up for the fact that the world is going to s---. I cant fathom how anyone can have hope in hummanity after seeing some photos of firemen saving puppies, and not realizing that at that same time, somewhere in africa they are frying dogs to survive droughts. Hummanity as a whole has gone to s---, there is no such thing as "undefeatable human spirit" there is only greed. while he media is talking about another f----- getting assaulted for being a f----- some kids in africa are starving to death because the journalists need their f------ double shot of espresso caramel latte. we live in a dystopia, f--- you. im killign myself the moment the tomfoolery of the west comes to bite it in the ass. I bet some redditfag and tiktok f-- are going to steal this for some reddit updoots and leve this sentecene cus "teeheehee meta" f--- you

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File: Domino.png (785 KB, 640x702) Marriage is so easy Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri)22:05:00 No.69973040 [Reply] >be me, 14 >virgin >had massive crush on Zazie Beetz since Deadpool 2 dropped (pic related, she plays Domino in Deadpool 2) >years go by >18 now, still virgin, but can legally get married >talking about her with my brother one day >brother tells me I'm actually already married to Zazie Beetz, she just doesn't know it yet >agree with him >suddenly I'm married to Zazie Beetz I just won the f------ game, didn't I? Why haven't you taken the marriagepill yet, anons?

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