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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous 99% GET THIS WRONG : Anonymous If it takes me 10 minutes to saw a log into 2 pieces, how long will it take me to saw an identical log into 3 pieces? 20 >>887022147 # 10/09/22(Sun)10:24:47 No.887022039 hq720.jpg 101 KB JPG 1 piece = 5 minutes 2 pieces = 10 minutes 3 pieces = 15 minutes 10/09/22(Sun)10:25:40 No.887022089 : Anonymous >>887022089 # The correct answer is actually 15 minutes. 10/09/22(Sun)10:26:49 No.887022147 >>887022210 # >>887022218 # >>887022288 # >>887022313 # >>887022340 # >>887022385 # >>887022420 # >>887022984 #

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Anon works at a fast food restaurant | /r/Greentext

Anonymous is it time to an hero? 47 KB JPG 10/09/22(Sun)06:50:52 No.887007919 >working s--- job (fast food lol) >relationship with gf at an all time low, barely talks to me and all we do is fight >my friends barely talk to me, every time they do it feels forced >my old man doesn't even talk to me anymore and whenever he does it's about my siblings >used to work construction so my body barely f------ works now is there a point to keep going? it just seems pointless

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Femanon asks for advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Slut tips 7 KB JPG 6 Replies 10/10/22(Mon)03:13:43 No.887019356 How do I become an absolute slut. I have an unending hunger for c--- but no idea how to get any View Thread 10/10/22 (Mon)03:26:43 No.887019783 : Anonymous dress nice, to go clubs, get railed by everyone in the bathroom stall

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anon's lifehack | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 24 KB JPG No.874844894 03/21/22(Mon)23:01:54 >Food ordering website displays incorrect information about a meal >Says it comes with an item it doesn't >I know it doesn't, but the website doesn't know that I know that item doesn't come with the meal >Order meal, intending to get a refund for the "missing item" >Food arrives, as expected it's missing one of the items in the description >Message websites support >15 minutes later I am given a full refund >Basically free food Should I feel bad for doing this? I don't feel bad to be honest, plus I'm low on cash so free food is great

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Anon joins a woke company | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: hiLtEpYE) Company mandated Homosexuality BOSCH National Coming Out Day (NCOD) A 2002 Tact biproud rent Transa COD varo, Tanz 100 KB PNG 10/09/22(Sun)17:41:31 No.398994389 >Be me >Finally stopped being a Neet and good a decent job at a good Company >Get an Email from the Company >MFW >I have to go to an Seminar and educater myself about the struggles of Homosexuals and Trannys at the Workplace What kind of B------- is this?

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Finnish anon has successfully solved world peace | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: peGy003i) + 10/09/22(Sun)13:43:34 No.398983698 Fact is, the way out for Russia is >Putin resigns >Hot russian milker mommy takes her place >Everybody calms down In USA >Biden resigns >Tulsy Gabbard takes the presidency In China >Xi resigns >chinese milkers takes his place >>398983800 # >>398987036 # >>398987264 # >>398989534 #

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Anon give advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 313 KB PNG 10/08/22(Sat)19:57:27 No.68582036 How do I make friends at the gym? How do I strike up conversation like all of the normies do? Anonymous >>68582036 (OP) >nice c---, bro works every time 10/09/22(Sun)00:21:32 No.68583843

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Anon had sex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/08/22(Sat)23:09:41 No.70509612 875 KB PNG I actually lost my virginity at 15 but I haven't been laid since then >Got a fake ID and alias >Went to a rough neighbourhood in Belfast, Ireland >Found out where the Chavs were having parties >Snuck into one of the parties and waited until the girls got incredibly drunk >Pretended to drink my "alcohol" which was a bottle of whiskey containing apple juice >Everyone thinks I'm drunk so I flirt with girls >The fat emo girl who keeps smiling at me goes to her room with friend >Go up to their room and offer them "weed" which is 90% tobacco and oregano >Then offer then "ecstasy" which is actually asian sugar pills >They get a placebo high and ask for more drugs >Give them "DMT" which is actually just organic sleeping pills mixed with blue raspberry rock >They get drowsy from drinks >When they pass out, I block the door with bed >Take off emo girl's trousers >Get lightheaded from excitement as I lube her p---- and put on condom >F--- her for 15 minutes before cooming >Wipe my sperm on other girl's face as she starts to wakeup all groggy >Throw blanket over them and climb out window Technically they weren't high so it wasn't r*pe. I was also only 15 and they were much older.

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All the articles I've read on depression mentions that porn can have a bad effect on it. I don't know where anon gets his sources. | /r/Greentext

9 KB JPG m----------- is mental suicide all the online articles that say thelp with depression are grade A b------- i thought i'd weaken my depression if i start jerking off and it just did the opposite: >feel horny >go to j------- to pronz >coom >end up feeling empty and weak >all p--- tabs tabs that were on are now disgusting and turn off whats the point? everyone always say that its great and feel good but that 1 second of pleasure is not worth all this crap 07/10/20(Fri) 23:34:57 No.59030307 : Anonymous >>59030287 (OP) # i have never in my life seen something that said jackin it to p---, would help with depression. maybe do it without p---. use your brain, stoopit

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Anon is insensitive | /r/Greentext

#1, No. 70517194 Acum 1 oră soldierpeepee PNG 403x358 79,4 kB > be me > has a brother in the military > I come to visit the base and notice that all flags are at half mast > me: "Did someone die or something?" > him: "Yea, some private accidentally shot himself earlier today during training. > me: "How does one <<accidentally>> shoot themselves?" > him: "One of his bullets ricocheted off a rock back into him, so he died" > Autism kicks in > me: "What, from just one bullet? What a weakling." > mfw I realized what I just said.

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Anon feeds the birds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous KAYTEE Wild Finch KAYTEE Wild Finch 56 KB JPG 10/09/22(Sun)04:06:37 No.70513600 >mom buys picrel to feed the wild finches >tells me to keep the feeder full >it smells good >eat some >tasty but hard to eat >soak 1 cup seed in 1 cup water for 1 hour >it's more edible now >eat some every day >s--- turns to bricks of undigested seeds >tastes good going in >feels good coming out >win/win >mom comments how much seed the birds are eating >must be the darn squirrels >a------ starts to bleed when i poo >decide to give up the seed for good

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It's over for anons friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 4woQhWgp) [ IT'S OVER >be friend with 4'11 dude >he is deppresed all the times and doesnt have many friends >tryed to make him have some interesting hobbies >he gives up after a week >try to get him a gf >all the women reject him even the one who are turned on by short dudes because they feel like they could crush him >tried paying a prostitute to get him laid >"i'd feel like i'd be molesting a minor >tried to take him to the gym >random men and women lifted him for no reason >tried to get him into sport shooting like me >he cant shoot a 9*21 parabellum twice before having to go back to the position and a .223 rem almost pushed him on the ground >tried to bring him to judo so he can defend himself from people bullying him for his height(brought him to a 5'7 at best dude that scared 6'3+ brutes who knew how to fight and have seen him fight multiple guys alone) >he gets put in a lot of painful position and leaves after a 3 weeks 26 KB PNG 10/09/22(Sun)11:26:21 No.16273888 is it over for my friend? is there anything i can do for him? : Anonymous (ID: MDCP+VF1) >>16273897 # 10/09/22(Sun)11:27:50 No.16273891 tell him to crossdress

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