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: Anonymous 10/08/22(Sat)23:09:41 No.70509612 875 KB PNG I actually lost my virginity at 15 but I haven't been laid since then >Got a fake ID and alias >Went to a rough neighbourhood in Belfast, Ireland >Found out where the Chavs were having parties >Snuck into one of the parties and waited until the girls got incredibly drunk >Pretended to drink my "alcohol" which was a bottle of whiskey containing apple juice >Everyone thinks I'm drunk so I flirt with girls >The fat emo girl who keeps smiling at me goes to her room with friend >Go up to their room and offer them "weed" which is 90% tobacco and oregano >Then offer then "ecstasy" which is actually asian sugar pills >They get a placebo high and ask for more drugs >Give them "DMT" which is actually just organic sleeping pills mixed with blue raspberry rock >They get drowsy from drinks >When they pass out, I block the door with bed >Take off emo girl's trousers >Get lightheaded from excitement as I lube her p---- and put on condom >F--- her for 15 minutes before cooming >Wipe my sperm on other girl's face as she starts to wakeup all groggy >Throw blanket over them and climb out window Technically they weren't high so it wasn't r*pe. I was also only 15 and they were much older.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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All the articles I've read on depression mentions that porn can have a bad effect on it. I don't know where anon gets his sources. | /r/Greentext

9 KB JPG m----------- is mental suicide all the online articles that say thelp with depression are grade A b------- i thought i'd weaken my depression if i start jerking off and it just did the opposite: >feel horny >go to j------- to pronz >coom >end up feeling empty and weak >all p--- tabs tabs that were on are now disgusting and turn off whats the point? everyone always say that its great and feel good but that 1 second of pleasure is not worth all this crap 07/10/20(Fri) 23:34:57 No.59030307 : Anonymous >>59030287 (OP) # i have never in my life seen something that said jackin it to p---, would help with depression. maybe do it without p---. use your brain, stoopit

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Anon is insensitive | /r/Greentext

#1, No. 70517194 Acum 1 oră soldierpeepee PNG 403x358 79,4 kB > be me > has a brother in the military > I come to visit the base and notice that all flags are at half mast > me: "Did someone die or something?" > him: "Yea, some private accidentally shot himself earlier today during training. > me: "How does one <<accidentally>> shoot themselves?" > him: "One of his bullets ricocheted off a rock back into him, so he died" > Autism kicks in > me: "What, from just one bullet? What a weakling." > mfw I realized what I just said.

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Anon feeds the birds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous KAYTEE Wild Finch KAYTEE Wild Finch 56 KB JPG 10/09/22(Sun)04:06:37 No.70513600 >mom buys picrel to feed the wild finches >tells me to keep the feeder full >it smells good >eat some >tasty but hard to eat >soak 1 cup seed in 1 cup water for 1 hour >it's more edible now >eat some every day >s--- turns to bricks of undigested seeds >tastes good going in >feels good coming out >win/win >mom comments how much seed the birds are eating >must be the darn squirrels >a------ starts to bleed when i poo >decide to give up the seed for good

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It's over for anons friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 4woQhWgp) [ IT'S OVER >be friend with 4'11 dude >he is deppresed all the times and doesnt have many friends >tryed to make him have some interesting hobbies >he gives up after a week >try to get him a gf >all the women reject him even the one who are turned on by short dudes because they feel like they could crush him >tried paying a prostitute to get him laid >"i'd feel like i'd be molesting a minor >tried to take him to the gym >random men and women lifted him for no reason >tried to get him into sport shooting like me >he cant shoot a 9*21 parabellum twice before having to go back to the position and a .223 rem almost pushed him on the ground >tried to bring him to judo so he can defend himself from people bullying him for his height(brought him to a 5'7 at best dude that scared 6'3+ brutes who knew how to fight and have seen him fight multiple guys alone) >he gets put in a lot of painful position and leaves after a 3 weeks 26 KB PNG 10/09/22(Sun)11:26:21 No.16273888 is it over for my friend? is there anything i can do for him? : Anonymous (ID: MDCP+VF1) >>16273897 # 10/09/22(Sun)11:27:50 No.16273891 tell him to crossdress

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Anon turns the tables | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ) 10/09/22(Sun)03:08:45 No.68578434 O 112.png 83 KB PNG >10 year high school reunion tomorrow, on Sunday >I've been working out and body building every day for the past 8 years >high school bully that tormented me for 4 years has gotten skinny fat from not exercising and doing an office job >now I tower 4 inches over him and have about 100lbs of muscle mass over him >he's been posting on facebook about how him, his wife and kids are excited about meeting all of their friends again >coming from another state to attend tomorrow The tables have turned. Now I am the bully.

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Anon made a confession | /r/Greentext

/k/onfession Sunday Anonymous 10/09/22(Sun)11:11:12 No.55553542 >>55553583 >>55553619 >>55553628 >>55553661 >>55553713 >>55553767 >>55553779 Assalamualaikum Anon. Its Sunday. In the name of Allah the most merciful and Prophet Muhammad (pbuh). PLEASE CONFESS YOUR SINS. Anonymous 10/09/22(Sun)11:13:32 No.55553569 ► >>55553599 I fingered my sister in her sleep

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an entrepreneur | /r/Greentext

5m (9/20 9:39)-863436421 2 Re-2 Img JPG 1MB (1080 x 2220) 1 Reply >superglue GPS tracker to bicycle >leave it unlocked infront of my apartment >wait for people to steal it >chase them in my car, get out and kick their ass >take their wallets >repeat I made $800 in a month doing this

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someone please explain | /r/Greentext

162 KB JPG >be me >See a resurgence of that one Greentext story where the boy shows his aunt his penis and says "it suddenly got big, help me" >See multiple versions of this story and loads of references >You're probably wondering why you're seeing it everywhere too Well here's why >It suddenly got big

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Anon has a reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/08/22(Sat)21:42:24 No.886995499 a-ghost-story-ags_field4-copy_rgb_wide- 347a73dab943e9ca6a7ed3ef8f8ecbb61a6f0845-s1100- c50.jpg 42 KB JPG >I made a reddit account a year ago >for fun I write really right winged opinions in comments and wait for people to downvote and reply >when I get the replies I want I switch the comment to something that blends in with reddit narrative >I then watch others downvote the replies and tell the commenters how horrible they are It's not my world kid, I'm just living in it.

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on a date... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 945 KB PNG 03/13/22(Sun)12:02:25 No.67766134 >girl asks for my snap >we talk for a week, it's very nice >I set up a date, she agrees and acts interested >fast forward to today >show up, wait for forty minutes >she's not there >check phone, she blocked me on everything business as usual it seems

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Found this on Twitter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 51 KB PNG 10/21/20(Wed) 23:44:01 No.838359702 >be me >30 y/o now >grew up without a father >mom used to make me dinner and we would watch king of the hill >always admired hank hill >begin to model my life after him in my 20s >have this thing where i ask myself "what would mr hill do" when important decisions come up >generally works out for me >saved me from some costly mistakes thru life >dedicate myself to working hard through my 20s >had plenty saved before covid >multiple high risk factora like asthma >able to go on extended leave without much to worry about >just bought a propane grill Are you proud of me dad?

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Anon gets special treatment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/08/22(Sat)22:44:49 No.70510125 I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHY YOU KEEP BEING MEAN TO ME BUT YOU NEED TO BE NICE TO ME RIGHT NOW! 484DC93B-6408-4C28-A898-96533F1A786A.jpg 642 KB JPG >back in school i was a shy socially awkward kid >there was this one girl who always stood up for me >whenever someone was messing with me she'd whisper something to the bully and they'd leave me alone >this gets to the point where bullies are telling other bullies that i'm off limits and that they shouldn't mess with me >eventually everyone in my year starts being extra nice to me and treats me like a f------ make-a-wish kid I didn't think much of it at the time but looking back on it as an adult, they definitely thought I was a retarded special needs kid didn't they...? like, I can't think of any other reason, it's not like I had a family member in the mafia or anything. i'm literally the most boring guy that ever lived

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: Anonymous 10/08/22(Sat)23:09:41 No.70509612 875 KB PNG I actually lost my virginity at 15 but I haven't been laid since then >Got a fake ID and alias >Went to a rough neighbourhood in Belfast, Ireland >Found out where the Chavs were having parties >Snuck into one of the parties and waited until the girls got incredibly drunk >Pretended to drink my "alcohol" which was a bottle of whiskey containing apple juice >Everyone thinks I'm drunk so I flirt with girls >The fat emo girl who keeps smiling at me goes to her room with friend >Go up to their room and offer them "weed" which is 90% tobacco and oregano >Then offer then "ecstasy" which is actually asian sugar pills >They get a placebo high and ask for more drugs >Give them "DMT" which is actually just organic sleeping pills mixed with blue raspberry rock >They get drowsy from drinks >When they pass out, I block the door with bed >Take off emo girl's trousers >Get lightheaded from excitement as I lube her p---- and put on condom >F--- her for 15 minutes before cooming >Wipe my sperm on other girl's face as she starts to wakeup all groggy >Throw blanket over them and climb out window Technically they weren't high so it wasn't r*pe. I was also only 15 and they were much older.

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