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![[88] File: [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] EM_ZHXBXUAEDdb0.jpg (187 KB, 1579x1800) Maran Nove Anonymous 10/12/22 (Wed)08:04:09 No.70558472 ► >ask girl out and she reject me >ask my Chad BFF to seduce her and f--- her >he ghost her and block her from all social media out of the blue afterwards >he shares her nudes with me >just found out she is depressed and her eating disorder is back. >MFW Chad is truly my greatest ally](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/459/846/a41.png "Chad best friend | /r/Greentext")
![■ Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)12:28:50 No.913027239 [Reply]► >>913030136 >be me >be k--- >for some gay reason I believe I am the son of yahweh himself >live in roman empire >the goyim in the roman government hates me for some retarded reason even tho I literally do nothing but charity work and spew hippie b------- >my f----- of a "friend" betrays me and gets me arrested for a sack of nickles (granted hes a k--- too so it makes sense I guess but still) >gets whipped like a n----- in 1880's missisippi >have to carry a giant "T" shaped piece of wood to the top of a hill >gets nailed to the giant piece of wood (I mean LITERALLY nailed, like a picture. get your mind out of the gutter f---) >die Imao >my followers (who are 99% k---- at this time btw) f------ hate rome because of what they did to me >rome in return decides to treat my n----- like s--- for hundreds of years fast forward >the goyim in italy (you know, the d---- that nailed me to a peice of wood) despite f------ killing me and my followers for hundreds of years decide "you know what? lets convert to this hippie k---'s religion" as if what they did magically didnt happen fast forward even FURTHER into the future >my NEW followers love rome now >so much so that it becomes a stereotype that the LARPers are also massive romaboos >the modern city of rome is now known for holding MY F------ REPRESENTATIVE ON EARTH n---- w-- happened? how do you go from hating my guts, to loving me AND the n----- that slaughtered my people? thats f------ retarded](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/744/864/30f.png "anon just learned curse words | /r/Greentext")
![File: avatars-000340456337-i4hm(...).jpg (106 KB, 1080x1080) ■Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat) 17:51:00 No.79616531 [Reply] >>79618111 >>79618488 >be me back in middle school >have no friends and on my way to inceldom >usually spend lunch time in the classroom with my hot teacher >she tells me we can hang out after school but to tell my mom im going out with friends >tell mom im going to hang out with friends >she knows im a friendless loser so she forces the truth out of me >she goes a------ and i end up changing schools >be now, 15 years later >be feeling nostalgic so start googling about my old school and teacher >find out she went to jail after having sex with one of her students and messaging others >sudden realization ANONS I WOULDNT BE A F------ VIRGIN IRGHT NOW IF MY F------ BITCH OF A MOTHER WOULDNT OCKC BLOCK ME I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/959/827/a34.png "Anon isnt thankful | /r/Greentext")
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