princessofkazakhstan Follow will-x-vi Follow Weirdo little kids are my favorite kinds of people cocogarapinao Follow She should lie face down on a skateboard and slide at people joanhello2 Follow Imagine you're an adult sitting at your front door handing out treats to the usual little vampires and witches and trademarked superheroes and this giant horseshoe crab comes rolling up the front walk and then it stands up and there's this little girl inside it.

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princessofkazakhstan Follow will-x-vi Follow Weirdo little kids are my favorite kinds of people cocogarapinao Follow She should lie face down on a skateboard and slide at people joanhello2 Follow Imagine you're an adult sitting at your front door handing out treats to the usual little vampires and witches and trademarked superheroes and this giant horseshoe crab comes rolling up the front walk and then it stands up and there's this little girl inside it.

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GrayVBoat

GrayVBoat

Oct 31, 2022 at 03:09AM EDT

honestly i'd be tempted to give them the rest of my candy

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Kenetic Kups

Kenetic Kups

Oct 31, 2022 at 01:20PM EDT

That's adorable
and props to her parents for making her such a good costume too

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