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File: 1358598745671.jpg-(67 KB, 800x600, For4Chan01.jpg) >All our friends joke about us getting married one day >She knows I'm into her and she says she feels same way but "doesn't want to label it >Get her to make out but really not much more >Says she likes me too much and is afraid we'll go all the way if we do anything more >Resigned to being a virgin til I eventually marry this girl >Both of us mainly hang out with two other guys (lets call Eric and Dave) >Mainly consists of playing Halo at my house >Sometimes smoke weed when Eric can get it >Talk about parties but never get i invited >Eric starts hanging out with his oldfag cousin sometimes >Make fun of him for hanging out with 37 year old >Says cousin buys beer and lets him smoke at his place >wellwhy didntyousaysointhefirstplace.jpg >Start going to his cousins place to drink and play halo once a week when his wife and kids are gone visiting wife's parents >He buys the beer, has food, videogames, not bad situation >He can have a pretty annoying bossy attitude and thinks hes the king of our weekly hangs but whatever >Start bringing the pseudo-gf to these things >Cousin is always eyeing the f--- out of her but she's used to being the only girl at our hangs so whatever Continued >> Anonymous (ID: YiLxdjUe) 01/19/13(Sat)07:36:20 No.452153414 >>452153060 (OP) Anonymous (ID: hYpqmQGj) 01/19/13(Sat)07:32:25 No.452153060 Replies: >>452153414 >>452153772 >>452154186 >>452157264 >>452157960 >>452161987 >>452162321 >>452162418 >>452162608 >>452163065 >>452163220 >>452163858 >> Anonymous (ID: hYpqmQGj) 01/19/13(Sat)07:50:03 No.452154764 Replies: >>452155342 >>452162321 >>452162508 >>452163698 File: 1358599803376.jpg-(68 KB, 800x600, For4Chan02.jpg) Sorry I suck at typing. What to do /b/? I've been in love with the same girl for basically all my life but the situation is all f----- up now and I don't know how to stop f------ caring about her. Pic related, it's her >Be crushin on same girl for all my life >Knew her since kindergarten >Her parents are poor and live in a one bedroom with four kids so they don't care she sleeps over most nights >Hang out almost everyday for years when she says "Oh he's more like my best friend than anything" >seething anger when he says "Man you gotta lock that s--- down bro, she's banging >Only really see this cousinfag once a week and she still sleeps over all the time so thinking whatever nothing will come of it >I keep telling her he's an a------ >She agrees but tells me "you know me, I don't even know how to be rude" >Besides not like we can really stop going, ritual is pretty ingrained at this point >Eventually start combining Halo and drinking, halo drinking games >We're retards we didn't think of this sooner >Old cousinfag instates random different rules all the time >House rules he esn't really play, he sometimes has rules involving her says >Since pseudo-gf Panc >She has to get the beers if theres a multikill, s--- like that >Even though this cousinfag knows that this girl should be off limits he is always f------ hitting on her >Worst part is she doesn't seem to mind >One day he proposes she has to sit on lap of the guy who wins for the next game DO >Randomly this oldfag is the best of us so rule is obviously for him >One day he asks her why it doesn't say I'm her boyfriend on facebook >mfw 2 >I start to say, "Dude I don't think she wants..." >When at the same time she laughs and says "You boys.. implying okay >Feel like a huge f----- for being too protective, get red and just go with it >She spends the majority of the next couple of hours on his lap >Raging as we go home, get in a fight with her, make up as we always do continued >> Anonymous (ID: hYpqmQGj) 01/19/13(Sat)07:51:26 No.452154902 also harder than i thought for me to relive all this s--- so sorry for the slow pace, i'll try to be faster un to view viny umm >> Anonymous (ID: hYpqmQGj) 01/19/13(Sat)08:01:19 No.452155892 Replies: >>452156101 >>452156116 >>452156329 >>452156350 >>452156363 >>452156429 >>452162321 >S--- continues like this for the next few times >Mostly lap sitting >Sometimes they get her to do a joke sexy dance >Nothing I can get publically too mad about >My uncle has a wedding on the same day one of these hangs happens >Ask her not to go she probably won't >She says >Ask her again, basically begging this time >She says she'll >Both true statements, but I get mad at her telling her to have a spine >Get in a fight again >Don't have time to make up before leaving for wedding >ihaveareallybadfeeling.jpg >Fidgeting entire weekend >Text with her on ride back with the parents, she says to call her once I get back, by the tone I know she feels guilty Il try to get out of it but that the guys are pushy and she's bad at saying no >ohfuck. png >Turns out she had gotten too drunk and they incorporated stripping into the game, cousin, Eric and Dave all saw her completely naked >Whattheflyingfuck.jpg >get in another fight >mfw i realize that they've gotten more sexual pleasure out of her than me at this point >think its basically over, have to find a new social life >she calls me really late and comes over > cries apologizing, says she has a really big problem saying no and will try to fix it >forgive her and go to bed cuddling continued >> Anonymous (ID: PVdqgKy3) 01/19/13(Sat)08:03:30 No.452156101 >>452155892 aiso flore pics please >> Anonymous (ID: hYpqmQGj) 01/19/13(Sat)08:11:55 No.452156963 Replies: >>452157229 >>452157609 >>452162321 >Really awkward with Eric and Dave the next time I see them >Don't really address it for a while but eventually we have an awkward apology talk since I'm clearly p----- >She stops going to the cousinfags for a while >Eventually starts going again > to repair all our broken friendships" she says >Things >I know I gotta put a stop to this >Realize booze is really the main difference between my place and oldfags s slowly but surely evolve back to where they were >Start taking booze out of parents cabinet when we play halo at my place >Didn't really know what the f--- I was thinking since we still went to cousinfags as much as we used to >Eventually parents find out 00 >no0000000000000000.jpg >My grades also been going down also >Combination gets them megapissed Seddo-gr can't sleep over and I can't go out for a week >pseudo-gf and I fight over this can't even remember why the f--- we did >Get text couple of days later from cousinfag telling us he has the place to himself so to come over LOGO >Try to sneak out out but get caught >Frantically try to call her but she's still p-----, not picking up >Next day still no contact, weekend so don't see her at school >whatthefuckwhatthefuckingfuck.jpg >freak the f--- out, basically having emotional breakdown continued >>452157730 I want to believe OP wouldn't do that. >> Anonymous (ID: 1n00t0ik) 01/19/13(Sat)08:11:59 No.452156969 Hurry the f--- up op -------- >> Anonymous (ID: YSFAhA2+) 01/19/13(Sat)08:20:31 No.452157818 >>452162616 >> Anonymous (ID: hYpqmQGj) 01/19/13(Sat)08:22:01 No.452157949 Replies: >>452158091 >>452158459 >>452158483 >>452158492 >>452158501 >>452158745 >>452162321 File: 1358601721575.jpg-(56 KB, 800x598, For4Chan03.jpg) >really y f------ f------ awkward but basically tell me that they played strip halo again >Eric quickly leaves but Dave tells me later that Eric and cousin f-- were feeling her up while she was half passed out >says hes sorry and he tried to stop it >have no one else to be mad at so flip out at dave of course >eventually she texts me back eventually saying "you're acting like there's something to end >get this in front of dave and start crying, run away >so f------ embarrassed to even remember this f------ s--- >thinking life is over >Never had Prev --- >see her at school when Monday finally f------ comes >she avoids me all day >she leaves before I can track her down afterschool >she comes over that night, no text no call no nothing >is sobbing at the door >don't even know how to be mad at her >I tell her its okay, I heard what happened and I forgive you >she just keeps crying and we go to bed continued >text her a zillion times, tell her grounding is over and I really want to talk to her, if its over she can at least tell me >find Eric and Dave, too freaked out to be subtle ask them what the f--- happened >> Anonymous (ID: qwj4zea5) 01/19/13(Sat)08:22:11 No.452157960 Replies: >>452158646 >>452159762 >>452153060 (OP) I don't doubt OP is beta, but those two can't be the only parameters. I don't want to be either of them. >> Anonymous (ID: hYpqmQGj) 01/19/13(Sat)08:32:22 No.452158975 Replies: >>452159150 >>452159216 >>452159237 >>452159303 sorry I'm so slow, recanting is really affecting me >middle of the night, she randomly says "I love you" >unexpectedbestmomentomylife.jpg >don't even hesitate, say "I love you too" >"no matter what?" she says >I say or >asking no matter what continues for a while >I don't even have to ask but I do >eventually get bad feeling >she tells me that she had no where to go once my parents didn't let me have her over >that she hated staying at her house and how I knew how much she hated her parents >eventually admits she was telling oldfag this by text on her way home Friday night (when stripping happened) >he tells her his house is free until Monday, invites her to stay over >I am shaking while she tells me this >The way she was acting all clicks and makes sense in my mind la moment of clarity like this a >see her >Still p----- Med >MFW They >I don't even m >I say I'm not going >when >She tells me they went all the way >Not even sure why I asked the details but I had to Show many times? >she says I don't know a billion times and then settles down on five >did you >she says >what positions? what posi >missionary and doggy >condom? >pause, no >we're both crying this entire time >still in state of shock in the morning, get morning after pill though at least enjoy it? no but I press her and she says she orgasmed continued VCHILIC Utlacilan 15 itachieu now, i velis cursurutany mis orcicion puppeu vuuveraino Unoauicuntu milu a utaisell >> Anonymous (ID: hYpqmQGj) 01/19/13(Sat)08:46:24 No.452160373 Replies: >>452160525 >>452160559 >>452160612 >>452160617 >>452160628 >>452160654 >>452160657 >>452160685 >>452160689 >>452160701 >>452160703 >>452160713 >>452160718 >>452160721 >>452160779 >>452160801 >>452160890 >>452160943 >>452160950 >>452161031 >>452161065 >>452161086 >>452161274 >>452161301 >>452161327 >>452161384 >>452161465 >>452161486 >>452161770 >>452162138 >>452162321 >>452162589 >>452162670 >>452162862 >>452162975 >>452163457 >>452163786 her with Eric and Dave >We're still really weird the next few days but I'm still oddly positive >She says I love you all the time from never saying it at all >actually go facebook official >everyone at school has heard about what happened but I don't give a s--- >hold hands everywhere, we tell each other as long as we have each other it'll be okay >Finally catch up to yesterday >Get a text from oldfag saying to come over >Almost laugh that he thinks we're still going >After school look for real-gf now ask her if she's at Eric, so already in bad mood say they are on way over to cousinfags know what to say it's clear they are going to go with or without me I go with them >just play halo and drink for a while >so mad but don't even know what to do of awkwardness is even worse >se >feel like I'm not even in the room sto >try to get her to go home multiple times, eric and cousin convince her to stay >she's on my lap the entire time with my arms around her >end up watching Prometheus >dave has gone home at this point make the mistal >make the mistake of getting up to get a beer de he >when I'm I'm back she's on oldfags lap okay >I Labe >she says yes >halfway through oldfag and her start kissing >eric goes "dude chill out" >mfw when she says, "don't worry he knows >I tell her that I'm leaving >She says she's going to stay This was last night and I haven't talked to her since 1

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Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon) 18:13:14 No. 197128712 file.png 476 KB PNG >over the top, but fun action slop >good cinematography >pacing on point >good acting >certified kino >somehow flops this is why we can't have good things
Anonymous 66 KB GIF 03/27/25(Thu)16:49:03 No.80769630 >You hate women, yet you seek validation and love from them >You hate normies, yet you desire to be just like them None of you are true anti-normies, you're just failed normie outcasts. A true anti-normie such as myself, does not need the validation of others in order to live their lives, and such a concept or way of life is incomprehensible to you. I am capable of being alone without being a whiny, depressed, pathetic, weak useless s------ such as yourself. You on the other hand are no different than the normies by desiring to fit in within the crowd, to have friends, to have sex, to increase their social status, and to live the normie life, the only difference is that you're just a failed normie. I will never be affiliated with you miserable jackasses and I always find it funny to see how much you suffer in the mental prisons you create for yourselves while you reject any alternative perspective. Enjoy needlessly suffering for the rest of your life then be casted into hell for all of eternity for being a degenerate p--- addicted retard.
Anonymous entire friend group got BTFO'd 570 KB JPG 03/26/25(Wed)12:35:14 No.80761923 >have same group of friends since middle school >we all go to the same university >in our first year a new guy starts hanging out with the group >seems really funny and sociable at first >turns out all he really does is talk s--- about people, pull "pranks" that are really just mean, and be an all-around a------ >he really starts to get on my nerves within a few months >notice my friends are starting to act more like him, overall dickishness is widespread >talk to the rest of my friends and say i think the guy is an a------ >"bro relax it's just fun, there's nothing wrong with it" >ifyousayso.png >by sophomore year the entire group is just constantly annoying >sending videos to the group chat of them yelling at drive thru workers and making fun of random people on campus >one guy gets in deep s--- for calling his teacher a n-----, got heard and almost lost his scholarship >talk to the group again >"dude quit being such a p----, you're just killing the vibe" etc >by junior year i hate basically all my friends >slowly just stop hanging out with them >lonely but i don't feel like s--- anymore lol >by graduation (last year) i don't talk to any of them >none of them graduate with me >find out last week that the entire group fractured when they found out that the guy was f------ one of my friend's gf >half of them knew and just thought it was funny >3 of my friends haven't even graduated yet because they skipped so much class >the a------ guy graduates this semester and already has a job with his daddy's business i feel like i watched a train wreck happen in slow motion, didn't things were that bad but h--------
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