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: Anonymous be patient I'm doing my best Embarassing school stories thread? >Be me >2nd or 3rd grade >gym class >days almost over just one or two more classes to go 11/26/22(Sat)18:44:01 No.71146659 135 KB JPG >teacher has us all line up and sit on the floor along the wall because she has to put us into teams and is writing things down on a clipboard >the floor is hard wood and the entire gym is empty >everyone is silent and teacher is taking a while to get things set up >sitting next to an ugly girl and I'm at the end of the line >suddenly feel an enormous pressure building up in my stomach that moves >gym was right after lunch >feel the enormous urge to fart >hold it in until the urge subsides >it returns >this continues for some time >begin sweating visibly because it's beginning to hurt >teacher is taking a very long time to come up with stupid teams for the stupid game >I fail >a very loud fart explodes out of me, vibrating the floor and echoing on every surface >teacher shakes her head but doesn't look up from her clipboard >ugly girl turns to me and asks 'was that you?' >i begin to use the tactic known as lying and tell her no >hear kids start whispering and laughing >realize that it was so loud that it was impossible to decide where it came from >go through gym class >on the way out I hear kids accusing each other of being responsible for the fart >this continues for the entire next class too, tales begin spreading that day about the biggest fart anybody had ever heard >Nobody ever knew it was me >not caught to this day

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous be patient I'm doing my best Embarassing school stories thread? >Be me >2nd or 3rd grade >gym class >days almost over just one or two more classes to go 11/26/22(Sat)18:44:01 No.71146659 135 KB JPG >teacher has us all line up and sit on the floor along the wall because she has to put us into teams and is writing things down on a clipboard >the floor is hard wood and the entire gym is empty >everyone is silent and teacher is taking a while to get things set up >sitting next to an ugly girl and I'm at the end of the line >suddenly feel an enormous pressure building up in my stomach that moves >gym was right after lunch >feel the enormous urge to fart >hold it in until the urge subsides >it returns >this continues for some time >begin sweating visibly because it's beginning to hurt >teacher is taking a very long time to come up with stupid teams for the stupid game >I fail >a very loud fart explodes out of me, vibrating the floor and echoing on every surface >teacher shakes her head but doesn't look up from her clipboard >ugly girl turns to me and asks 'was that you?' >i begin to use the tactic known as lying and tell her no >hear kids start whispering and laughing >realize that it was so loud that it was impossible to decide where it came from >go through gym class >on the way out I hear kids accusing each other of being responsible for the fart >this continues for the entire next class too, tales begin spreading that day about the biggest fart anybody had ever heard >Nobody ever knew it was me >not caught to this day

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