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Anonymous 09/15/15(Tue)08:49:12 No.22343150 >>22343170 >>22343182 >>22343184>>22343186 >>22343205>>22343263 >>22343296 >>22343394>>22343500 >>22343508 >>22343847 >>22344155>>22344496 >>22344623 >>22343061 >>22343062 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drain_fly more stories because you guys asked >every night browse 4chan on phone in bed >drain flies attracted to light so they bounce off phone >get fed up one night and s-- into pillow while drain flies bounce off my head 25 >dining room table is completely covered in old dishware and beyond mummified food >plastic milk container rots and explodes >the smell was the most unpleasant thing i've experienced >as i'm out walking my dog one day (i keep him outside) a neighbor awkwardly asks why my windows are so dirty and why i still have christmas stickers up from like four years ago >j-just forgot, haha' >get sick once and puke all over toilet >fall asleep and it's sticky and s--- when i wake up so i leave it >it's still there and i hover on the toilet now >fridge won't shut so it gets filled with bugs and rotten s--- >shove it into a comer and use minifridge for a month >eventually take a discarded fridge from neighbor's curb while it's night >old fridge is still there the only time i talk to people is when my neighbors say hello while i'm walking my dog every now and then i have no real friends and no family and i am going to be found a rotten husk in my computer chair surrounded by filth when a government worker comes to see why i haven't picked up my neetbux check for the month yet anybody want some pictures >get sick once and puke all over toilet 4/15/16 >>22343687 I gagged a lil tbh 1 >>22343780 lived like this all my life, pretty much used to it Great omon Together with Eco system out nuclear war You are doing >>22345805 NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING It is its that started betting that achieves a self reliance. mull Great >>22343780 lived like this all my life, pretty much used to it SARP CHEDDAR K--&G its own Immunity that would serve as KILL >>22345432 OPEN IT I'm so scared right now Anonymous 09/15/15(Tue)11:08:47 No.22345004>>22345053 >>22344668 It's not ruined, it's got an Eco friendly patina preserving the structure. Mold and fungus are basically the structural backbone of the house, it lives and breathes, and on a hot day outside the temperature is 12 degrees cooler outside and the air 80% more moist. >every once in a while i'll boil some water and scrub myself Dais BRAND SOUR CH Pure & Na LARGE own ecosystem of some very niche organisms that have all come together to form a wonderful symbiosis a sealed system of ecology. It's quite amazing really, the whole thing is one giant organism. I am the organisms living there have evolved a defence mechanism to any new intruding life form, so it KILL Ma M R or asteroid impact. your part to ensure some form of survival for life. UR K--& FLARES AM SOUR REVEAL THE CREAM I CANT TAKE THE SUSPENSE ANYMORE Marionan Ramen I am willing to bet that by adding a source of food you can grow a self sustained WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MAD MAN This f------ thread Me a repopulation nucleus in the case of a full on doomsday scenario such as an all Muchan Ramen PLS OPEN AND POUR ON YOUR FACE please just post the inside of it JUST DRINK IT! M open sour cream the sourest of them all OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT mand >>22345511 PLS OPEN SOUR CREAM ਅVਤਖਤ ਬnos Asied Daisy SOU Nat this will get 5k upboats on reddit NO MORE TEASES CHAD I NEED THE CREAM Aste W Jy Dany Daisy SOUR CREAM Pare & Na P Shut PLEASE OP THINK OF THE CHILDREN YOU WOULDN'T >>22345675 JUST SHOW IT ALREADY TH SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU trying to do >>22344080 ΟΡΕΝ THE SOUR CREAM Nuclear fusion imminent Is it on fire or expanding? Did the smell get worse? Can you describe the smell as specifically as you can? ABORT I REPEAT ABORT >the microwave shows the reflection of what was once a man. OP is merely a shadow of humanity. Wwwwwwwwwwwwrrr Fridgebro pls. Enough. Are you okay, fridgebro? This is worse than any horror movie could ever dream of being. OP is kill. OP YOUR SACRIFICE WILL NOT BE IN VAIN 130

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9 Anonymous Sat 02 May 2020 23:09:33 No.24864120 Quoted By: >>24864171 >>24836558 I've had repeated contact with an "alien" visitor or entity since I was a kid. I don't know any other way to explain what I've seen, or what I remember seeing. >be me, little kid >get a drink of water >see bob the builder digging around in my garden through the window >because im just a kid this doesn't phase me somehow, I pop outside to say hi >ask him what he's building >he smiles and says he's making a sandbox for me to play in >next day my dad says he's going to start building a sandbox in the backyard for me and my brothers to play in >thankyoubob.jpg >grow up a bit, don't see bob for many years >one day adults are very worried and all in the TV room talking, I think it was when 9/11 happened >go outside because bored/scared >It's f------ Zoboomafoo from the Kratt brothers swinging on my swingset >But I can tell it's based Bob >sit on the swing next to him, ask where he's been >he points up to the moon and give me a cheeky lemur puppet smile >ask why he's here now >said he wanted to check up on me because some stuff happened >thank him for the sandbox >he laughs and swings away into our tree like a retard until I can't see him anymore >>24864120 >Long time, many years pass with no visits from based bob >begin to think it was all a dream/my imagination >parents think it's a cute story when I tell them >Finally learning to ride a bike >I'm slow at learning things and I really should have learned years ago and I'm still bad at it >Dad always telling me to check both ways before I cross a street, keep forgetting >crossing street back to my house, hear a noise out of nowhere and all of a sudden I'm on the ground >Based bob is wearing an Iron Man suit (The silver one) and has gently lowered me to the ground >my bike is completely mauled to shreds under the car >thankyoubasedbob.jpg >>24864171 Okay, time for a little bit of sad s---. I was trying to keep it light but there's some not so fun stuff in here. My parents abused me and all my siblings when we were growing up. They were pretty religious and crazy about a lot of things, it changed in what aspects over time but they definitely followed the whole "spare the rod spoil the child" mentality. I somehow ended up being the black sheep of the family because I'm kinda slow and stupid and stubborn and I daydream too much. So I got beat way, way more than any of the other kids. Anyway, back to the story. >Dad finds out about accident and destroyed bike >asks if I looked both ways >lied and say I did >he knows I didn't >not sure if he's mad about me being in danger or the bike being f-----, but he's P----- >getting the ass beating of my life >hurts so f------ much and is going on forever, I'm just screaming at this point >Begin to scream and beg for jesus to help me >All of a sudden my dad stops hitting me >cry into the bed for a few minutes before looking back >My dad is frozen in place looking terrified as f--- >It's based bob, hovering in front of him, looking like his OG builder self again >The spoon my dad was using to beat me literally disintegrates into a million pieces >dad's eyes are bulging as his wrist begins to bend backwards >Snapcracklepop.jpg >Bob looks at me >Says he's sorry for not doing something sooner >can almost see tears in his eyes >he floats through the ceiling and f---- off >dad never beats me again If you're watching out there based bob, thanks for the help. come back and visit sometime.
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