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Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)19:37:53 No.74942969 >watch news >hatsune miku >go on youtube >hatsune miku >go on reddit >hatsune miku 2.04 MB PNG >go on 4chan >hatsune miku What kind of psyop even is this? Why are all the wealthiest and most powerful organisations in the world all working in unison to promote Hatsune f------ Miku?

Anonymous how do i survive this is span Motan O 529 KB JPG >no greentexts 01/27/25(Mon)21:20:58 No.930562186 >be me >redditfag >be left economically but also racist >r/shitposting deletes any memes about anyone but whites >find r/Fardballsland >not every meme is a repost >actual humans post there >and finally memes about pajeets, asians, blacks and whites >freespeech.png >have a source for good memes, racist memes, good reaction images and like-minded people >sub gets banned for spreading hate >every replacement gets banned >see post about it getting banned >redditfags in the comments are racist against whites >none of them get banned or even deleted /b/tards what the f--- do i do? I cant use 4chin because either its just p--- or s----- conspiracy posts, no memes or real engangement. Twitter is a f------ fake news circlejerk and I am not using that. Is there any subreddit I can use without getting aids from those cucks?

: Anonymous (ID: Avnkis08 ) False R--- Accusation 593 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)07:35:02 No.49557226 >be brother >go to university on scholarship to become a cyber security something >has sex with girl at party apparently high on ecstasy >a week later claims he r---- her because she was high he had no idea and she according to the police report didn't tell him she was high but it was still according to her because she wasn't in the right state of mind >police dropped the case immediately >brother loses all his friends and becomes a social pariah overnight >brother gets the s--- beat out of him twice to the point of needing to go to the hospital >brother loses scholarship and goes to local college and they kick him out of that too because of the accusation >brother works retail for a few years and tries to go into a trade but apparently they can see it on your criminal history even if the police never took the case >brother works retail for a few years then quits and neets >w---- who ruined his life ODed on heroin at some point and her family is now fishing for sympathy and money on Facebook TLDR lying w---- ruined my brothers life How are people just ok with this? That w---- ruined my brother life for no reason and everyone did everything to play along with her victim fantasy. 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 87 KB PNG 10/03/21(Sun)11:22:39 No.65618916 >keep getting into more and more extreme p--- >end up having to choose between cheese pizza and white genocide >fap to white genocide for a few years >end up trooning out This happen to anyone else? 2 Replies Anonymous View Thread 10/03/21(Sun)11:23:55 No.65618924 >>65618916 Feels like a bot wrote this thread. I have no idea what the f--- you're talking about.

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SEASON 2 OF THE ANWILL START AIRING IN JANUARY 2021. Psy 長灘水 FED Anonymous 12/06/22(Tue)12:49:19 No.71286470 >drank 2 coffees and 2 energy drinks within an hour My heart is going a million beats a second. I might actually die today

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13m (7/7 14:22) 605057074 20 Re 6 Img JPG 12KB (680x282) 5 Replies >Have a heated debate on /v/ >Opponent deflects any argument made against him >Post irrefutable high-effort evidence supporting yourself >Opponent stops replying >Can't ever know if he ran away from embarrassment or if he just forgot about you because it took too long for you to reply and now thinks he won ...

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Anonymous (ID: fiLk5lmb) 12/07/22 (Wed)08:36:04 No.407441191 >>407441652 >be me >born 1991 >literal boomer parents who neglect me >act up in school all the time, have no friends >get a computer >check out and ignore school all day or get suspended and sent home >spend all my time on the computer >surfing angelfire sites, geocities, checking out random personal sites >find image repository hosted by a swinger's club and j------- to all the MILFs for literally YEARS >lots of cool games on Newgrounds to play and cartoons to watch >read tons of awesome webcomics like Nowhere Girl, Miss Dynamite >YouTube doesn't even exist >go on Ebaumsworld, Muchosucko, I-Am-Bored.com, literally any and all cool content sites before they were all obliterated by social media >play MUDs, Morrowind, and Diablo 2 for countless hours with people who don't think I'm just a retard >able to go into truly anonymous chatrooms and meet cool people >go on Worlds and explore, sometimes find rooms with actual girls in it who had links to pictures of themselves naked who WANTED you to see them naked, and they didn't care that you were 13 >cool indie rock music to listen to like Franz Ferdinand and Arctic Monkeys >able to play WoW when it still had a soul >smartphones invented >social media invented >YouTube starts selling out it all went downhill around 2009 I wish I could go back, boys if only to relive that magic for a single day being a kid sucked. I hated it. but the years 2001-2008 were f------ awesome for the Internet.

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: Anonymous 69 KB JPG 12/07/22(Wed)21:30:32 No.71298785 >be me >at a family gathering >don't really talk to anyone so usually just play pokemon on my switch >cousin who I've never spoken to in my 26 years of life is there >she's younger so always saw her as a little child >she's alone too so she starts talking to me >ohgodwtf.jpeg >know unlike my based republican family she's a liberal (gen z so of course) so be wary of her >we both walk down the basement to play some pool >she says she wants to get to know me and says she thinks she actually knows me more than I think >ask her w-- does she mean >turns out she believes im a f----- but im hiding it from our based family >be offended but know its probably a compliment to degenerates from her generation >tell her im actually straight and she apologizes and asks me what kind of girl am i looking for and why she never sees me with anyone >be f------ annoyed but also feel like shes coming on to me >idea.wav >start describing her as my ideal girl to see her reaction, just for the lolz >she says my ideal girl sounds beautiful and she's sure she's going to like me back >idea2.wav >be locking eyes and lean in for a kiss >bitch pushes me back and asks w-- is wrong with me >literally never heard her swear before so be a little shocked >she says no wonder why no one talks to me >f------ rubs salt into the wound and leaves >be that night ashamed and crying >be today >still a bit sad anons we are going to get together for christmas idk how tf to react when i see her or what to do 16 Replies / 2 Images View Thread 12/07/22(Wed) 22:33:15 No.71299386 : Anonymous >>71298785 (OP) # Why didn't you play it off as a joke? You should had laughed your ass off at her and then tell her not to pry into your personal struggles 12/07/22(Wed) 22:37:17 No.71299423 : Anonymous >>71298785 (OP) # Ngl this made me think about one of my female cousins. She's a hot hoe and her bf is a cuck for staying with her, but I'd likely f--- the s--- outta her, given the chance. Plus, we're third cousins. : Anonymous 12/07/22(Wed) 22:37:32 No.71299428 It's not hard to avoid f------ up family relationships that bad you absoloute 'tist. Just be honest and explain that you were only toying around 12/07/22(Wed)23:08:31 No.71299783 : Anonymous >>71298785 (OP) # Wow, major f--- up dude, even if you were the biggest chad on earth, chads don't f--- cousins who they barely know and saw them growing up. She'll always remember you as the perverted old basement dweller, and will associate men who look like you from your generation with you. Best thing is to apologize, simple quick apologize and f--- off, let her be for the rest of her life if you don't want more trouble for you. I know that lack of intimacy and love f---- the mind up, and makes you believe that the smallest drop of attention seems like she's into you, but that's not the case. Sex and love respects serious rules, such as: are you a good candidate for sex? Do you have the looks and hygiene? And so on, good luck robot, please don't f--- up even more, think with your head, not your c---. : Anonymous >>71298785 (OP) # try to f--- her under the christmas tree 12/08/22(Thu)00:12:16 No.71300532

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: Anonymous £ 749 B PNG 12/06/22(Tue)14:09:56 No.71281872 pic unrelated > be me > gay, possibly tranner > sperg, OCD and ADHD > f------ hate myself for incompetence and being unlucky n s--- > cope by hating everyone i see myself in > believe that the incompetent are used as fodder for the great to take over and become successful > get bored and depressed > watch the stupid ass fingers in his ass music video because i need funny and occasionally play danganronpa > suddenly find nagito interesting > look him up > nagito komaeda is a gay man who f------ hates himself, projects by hating those who are worse than him, and believes those like him are stepping stones for the talented to become great > realize i relate to a danganronpa character > want to kill myself I love being a Danganronpa fan

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: Anonymous 12/07/22(Wed)14:42:32 No.71297680 >talk to girl I met off soc. >Says she wants genuine love and affection from someone that's emotionally mature. >We both go off about our struggles trying to find genuine conversation. >We have one more solid Convo but radio silence after. >Send her a message about how I'd rather her tell me if she's disintested in talking because that's the respectful way to go about it and we can go our separate ways. No harm no fowl. >She never replied back. Why do you people do this? 9 Replies / 1 Image 10 20 KB JPG View Thread

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>be me >stoned with friend >heart randomly starts racing and I feel like I can't breathe >look over to my friend and say I think I'm having a heart attack and we should call 911 >friend grabs me tells me to stay calm and takes me to the shower >turns on the cold water, tells me to get in and put my face under >hands me a towel and tells me to trust him >he leaves >I do as told >hearts slows down almost immediately after I put my face into the water >finish up, dry off, and get out >he hands me a glass of milk and turns on some looney tunes >lights a nice smelling candle and chats with me to free my mind >instantly mellow out >glad I have a good friend

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