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Anonymous 850189907 127.0 kB JPG 1 REPLY 2 IMAGES 61.3 kB JPG Alright boys, here's a quick story about the time one of my dearest friends almost died Anonymous| 850189977 460.9 kB PNG 9 min. ago... >Be me, 17 >Play tf2 a lot >One day meet another guy, about 21 or so >We start calling an annoying kid a n----- in chat until he leaves >Laugh a lot then become friends >Didn't expect it to last as all tf2 friendships are casual >Thing keeps going, he messages me everyday and we eventually trade instagrams I know, f----- up right there REPLY 8 min ago (continuation) >Turns out he is actually 22, reverse search pictures, no result, this guy seems legit You can probably see where this is going >Everything goes fine for about a year or so, we talk a lot and become great friends >Tells me about how he got a trad gf and was planning on having kids and everythingi went well for him >He sent me some money at one point to help me fund my studies >At some point realize this guy is pretty rich. >Ask him how he is so rich at such a young age ... >Reluctant, keep asking but dodges question >Tells me about how he likes to iron naked in front of the tv because f--- all >I remember that in particular because it made me laugh my ass off >Eventually go to Uni, guy wants to fund everything Anonymous | 850190055 >I tell him that I really don't want free money, it makes me feel bad but I needed a roommate to help me pay for an apartment >Out of the blue offers himself SON >Not even surprised, that's the kind of s--- he does >Say: what the hell, ok, let's do it >Tell him about my apartment on friday >He comes on sunday, first time meeting in person >Open the door >The dude is 6.3, super fit, wearing a hawaiian shirt, shorts and with a huge smile on his face 7 min. ago >Guy brings with him his iron >Immediately recall that I still don't know what he does for a job >Eventually gives in and tells me >He works as a hitman >A f------ hitman ... >ANOOOOON! >hug him, we had waited for the day we could meet for years, never really could cause complications. >Don't believe him at first >Shows me his computer, and photos he has in his phone for some reason >Beautiful house, illegal guns, 9/10 qtn >This guy is f------ amazing >Help him unpack his things >At one point ask him about other hitmen >Tells me that actually, it's fairly common for hitmen to hunt eachother, some thing that has to do with competition, sometimes contracts and sometimes even revenge >Tells me they actually tried to kill him multiple times but he always came on top >Also tells me I might have to hide him because he believes a guy nicknamed "The ranger" is looking for him >Mfw >Ask him why he came here then >Tells me it was just a slight suspicion, plus he was well covered and he really wanted to meet me >Not a p---- and love risky things so I just answered with risky things >Fast forward a couple days >Just got out from school, >Three calls lost from friend >Call back, answers yelling >He found him >Hear gunshots through the call >Tells me he's having a shooting inside my apartment with this guy >Automatically connect to a smart tv that has the function of camera >See everything >Fat guy, about 40, behind a counter >See friend grab the iron >He just throws it at the fat guy >Hot, he was ironing, remember when he told me about his hobby, look down and see him naked >He is having a shootout naked inside my apartment >Iron lands on fat guy's leg burns the s--- out if him and sticks >Friend tells me not to worry >Twenty men had tried to kill him >Twenty men had made a slip >Twenty one would be the ranger with >The big iron on his hip >Pic related

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack
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Anonymous 850189907 127.0 kB JPG 1 REPLY 2 IMAGES 61.3 kB JPG Alright boys, here's a quick story about the time one of my dearest friends almost died Anonymous| 850189977 460.9 kB PNG 9 min. ago... >Be me, 17 >Play tf2 a lot >One day meet another guy, about 21 or so >We start calling an annoying kid a n----- in chat until he leaves >Laugh a lot then become friends >Didn't expect it to last as all tf2 friendships are casual >Thing keeps going, he messages me everyday and we eventually trade instagrams I know, f----- up right there REPLY 8 min ago (continuation) >Turns out he is actually 22, reverse search pictures, no result, this guy seems legit You can probably see where this is going >Everything goes fine for about a year or so, we talk a lot and become great friends >Tells me about how he got a trad gf and was planning on having kids and everythingi went well for him >He sent me some money at one point to help me fund my studies >At some point realize this guy is pretty rich. >Ask him how he is so rich at such a young age ... >Reluctant, keep asking but dodges question >Tells me about how he likes to iron naked in front of the tv because f--- all >I remember that in particular because it made me laugh my ass off >Eventually go to Uni, guy wants to fund everything Anonymous | 850190055 >I tell him that I really don't want free money, it makes me feel bad but I needed a roommate to help me pay for an apartment >Out of the blue offers himself SON >Not even surprised, that's the kind of s--- he does >Say: what the hell, ok, let's do it >Tell him about my apartment on friday >He comes on sunday, first time meeting in person >Open the door >The dude is 6.3, super fit, wearing a hawaiian shirt, shorts and with a huge smile on his face 7 min. ago >Guy brings with him his iron >Immediately recall that I still don't know what he does for a job >Eventually gives in and tells me >He works as a hitman >A f------ hitman ... >ANOOOOON! >hug him, we had waited for the day we could meet for years, never really could cause complications. >Don't believe him at first >Shows me his computer, and photos he has in his phone for some reason >Beautiful house, illegal guns, 9/10 qtn >This guy is f------ amazing >Help him unpack his things >At one point ask him about other hitmen >Tells me that actually, it's fairly common for hitmen to hunt eachother, some thing that has to do with competition, sometimes contracts and sometimes even revenge >Tells me they actually tried to kill him multiple times but he always came on top >Also tells me I might have to hide him because he believes a guy nicknamed "The ranger" is looking for him >Mfw >Ask him why he came here then >Tells me it was just a slight suspicion, plus he was well covered and he really wanted to meet me >Not a p---- and love risky things so I just answered with risky things >Fast forward a couple days >Just got out from school, >Three calls lost from friend >Call back, answers yelling >He found him >Hear gunshots through the call >Tells me he's having a shooting inside my apartment with this guy >Automatically connect to a smart tv that has the function of camera >See everything >Fat guy, about 40, behind a counter >See friend grab the iron >He just throws it at the fat guy >Hot, he was ironing, remember when he told me about his hobby, look down and see him naked >He is having a shootout naked inside my apartment >Iron lands on fat guy's leg burns the s--- out if him and sticks >Friend tells me not to worry >Twenty men had tried to kill him >Twenty men had made a slip >Twenty one would be the ranger with >The big iron on his hip >Pic related

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