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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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Anon goes to war | /r/Greentext

12/12/22(Mon)22:42:13 No.71366293 An army of gnomes have written a declaration letter of war to me. What the f--- do I do? I'm not going to protect my house. The gnomes have already tormented me for months. Stealing my s---, laughing at night, trying to scare me and s---. I have no guns because of my criminal record. What the F--- DO I DO Anonymous 141 KB JPG 4 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous View Thread 12/12/22(Mon)22:44:06 No.71366303 Anonymous Anonymous >>71366293 (OP) # OK, so here's how you're gonna do this s---. These little f------ are essentially midgets, right? So here's what you do. You grab some pills, could be any pills, meds, vitamins, whatever. Then, you kneel near these little f------ and place two pills on the ground. As they watch, you make a show of taking one of the pills and get up. In their deformed little gnome freak brains, this looks like you grew after taking the pill. This is when they'll rush you for the remaining pill, but their pitiful midge waddle shouldn't prevent you from running circles around them with your normal legs. They'll start screaming and begging for the pill, so you'll tell them only one of them can have it. They will start tearing each other apart immediately, guarantee it. Biting into each other with their diminutive needle teeth and clawing each other with their filthy midge nails. You can laugh as they spill their gnome blood and guts in vain. Then, when only one remains, you can fry his nerves by revealing the pill's "effect" to have been fake all along. He'll be crying lilliputian tears in frustration. Or maybe you can play with him a little bit, run from him when he demands the pill so he has to chase you, shrieking in impotent fury as his stunted legs fail to match your stride. Maybe you can even give him the pill and watch him choke to death on it, dying with the realization he killed his fellows for nothing. 12/12/22(Mon)22:44:08 No.71366304 12/12/22(Mon)22:53:09 No.71366364

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Anon is fucking stupid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 102 KB PNG 12/12/22(Mon)09:16:53 No.890638921 >currently in a zoom orientation for new job >they were going around person to person asking for introductions >didn't really want to talk >my turn comes >unmute mic and pretend to talk but don't say anything so they think my mic is broken >car honks right outside my apartment and the little window on zoom lights up >so now everyone thinks I'm retarded >great way to start the new job

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Anon doesn't like One Piece | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago モニタ 14 REPLIES 246221441 one piece f------ sucks >"dude you should totally read one piece its so good" >"nah thanks" >YEARS of this >finally read it >read 620+ chapters >it's literally one of the worst things i've ever seen i hate every single one of you tasteless one piece readers

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Anon is straight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >Straight >No friends >Never had a gf >Go to college >New guy in class comes in >He's openly gay and kind to everyone, including me. Literally an angel who could do noting wrong >We become good friends over time >A few months roll by >He confesses to me Britis 1.82 MB PNG 05/10/21(Mon)00:04:09 No.63597231 >Says he always felt like this since he first met I don't know what to do anons, I don't want to break his heart and having a lover would be nice, but I don't know how people will view me. I don't want to be made fun of : Anonymous 13 KB PNG 05/10/21(Mon)00:06:04 No.63597256 >>63597231 (OP) # Go get topped OP

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anon likes to stay safe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 150 KB JPG 12/12/22(Mon)13:02:39 No.890627913 >be 16 at the time >friend bullies me for wearing helmet while skateboarding >be sad >4 years later he died after hitting his head after a skateboard fall >would have survived had he wore a helmet haha, dumb retard. don't shame people for being safe, a------. I used to skateboarded while high on xanax. I wore a helmet so i didn't die. wear your helmet, retards.

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Anon is asking spicy questions | /r/Greentext

File: Thicc Austria.png (30 KB, 250x250) Native australians explain me this Anonymous >you have an entire continent only for you >white colonization only begins in XIX century >you have 35,000 years do develop an entire ethno-civilization in peace >when white bois discovered you, you still living like in Stone Age How? I mean, HOW?!

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Anon hates translations | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)15:09:47 No.226150995 I refuse to read translations, I read everything in its original language even if I don't speak it. I have read the entirety of Les misérables in French, Divine Comedy in Italian, Don Quijote in Spanish and Brothers Karamazov in Russia, without understanding a single word. f--- translations and f--- english, that is all I have to say >>226151266 # >>226151772 # >>226151934 # >>226154040 # >>226154243 # >>226154922 # >>226156597 # >>226156696 # >>226157786 # >>226158226 # >>226158249 #

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Anon loses "closest thing to teen love" in his early 20s | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 128 KB PNG 12/12/22(Mon)00:30:14 No.71363838 >Missed out on teen love >14 yr old teen starts hanging out with me in my early 20s >calls me everyday >play vydia >watch cartoons >Even playfully reminded me that she loved me >This went on for years >caught feelings for her >suddenly stopped >found out shes hanging out with a senior classmate >taller than me but I could kick his ass, but would still make me look like a punk >facebook status changes to inna relationship couple of months after It was the closest thing Ive got to teen love, but in the end, it was all in my head

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Anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

10h (12/12 10:08) 71360819 PNG 102KB (860 × 723) devilish apu.png 3 Replies >Be me a few weeks ago >walking home from my night course >Girl ahead of me walking home >Shes walking home along the same route >Purposefully shadow her >Make it look like I'm stalking her. >she turns a corner >I speed up to catch up with her just enough to creep her out >Continue doing this for like 10 minutes clearly freaking her out >She crosses the road to the other side >l purposefully keep pace with her just a meter or so behind. >She stops behind a car and uses her phone to check where I am >She thinks I dont see what shes doing >Continue on walking and make her think I was never stalking her and that shes just paranoid by stopping at my friends house who is on that road.

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Anon hates white people | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 127 KB JPG : Anonymous >>71323664 # : Anonymous : Anonymous 12/09/22(Fri)19:16:33 No.71323087 i hate white people. heres why >pet obsessed freaks >karens >police >trannies 12/09/22(Fri)19:17:37 No.71323098 12/09/22(Fri)19:18:02 No.71323104 12/09/22(Fri)19:18:21 No.71323107 : Anonymous 12/09/22 (Fri)19:18:35 No.71323108 so go back to the jungle, stop ruining civilization for the civilized : Anonymous >>71323087 (OP) # I love mosquito burgers. 12/09/22(Fri)20:29:10 No.71323649

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Wagmi anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 111 KB JPG That is all. 09/15/20(Tue)01:11:00 No.57444444 We're all going to make it, gentlemen. Stay strong, keep lifting, pursue your goals, eat clean, and remember that no matter what, we've got each other.

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Anon has a problem with white people having a dog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ⒸRSPCA 12/09/22(Fri)19:54:15 No.71323360 159C330A-4445-432F-8236-CDDF28A0C6A8.jpg 53 KB JPG what is with white people and dogs? >live in a white neighborhood >every single person has a dog thats barking, s-------, pissing everywhere every owner is a p------------ >go to my friends apartment building thats 6 stories tall >every single person has a dog >every person is standing in the lobby with dogs on leashes and holding dogs in their arms >all trapping them in small apartments making them go in and out of elevators to s--- and piss all over outside >every time you go to someones house you get tackled by idiot shitbeast and they have to yell the entire time >pissing puking s------- on their bed and all over their house >have idiot dogs barking the entire time you hang out some try to attack you >have to dodge piles of dog s--- everywhere to go >getting their children mauled in the news every week >they have zero self awareness ive lived in ethnic neighborhoods and its not like this. its quiet, you dont have to dodge s---, have some retarded monster try to kill you for walking around

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