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: Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)05:36:02 No.891006561 oppenheimer.jpg.jpg 291 KB JPG > "oh im building a weapon that could destroy the planet" > builds a weapon that is able to destroy the planet > "oh no im sorry aaaahhhaa oh noooo" Robert Oppenheimer is a f------ idiot

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jay bauman.jpg 26 KB JPG >sees a pair of t--- in a movie >instantly starts projecting his own fantasies about how uncomfortable the woman must be, how creepy and gross it is, how it's demeaning and exploitative >sees a person get cut in half >absolutely amazing, 10/10, greatest thing ever Anonymous >>207888330 (OP) # 01/15/25(Wed)00:37:53 No.207888362 The difference is that violence in movies isn't real. No one is actually being cut in half in a movie. Whereas nudity is real, you're looking at an actual human being fully exposed.

Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)19:37:53 No.74942969 >watch news >hatsune miku >go on youtube >hatsune miku >go on reddit >hatsune miku 2.04 MB PNG >go on 4chan >hatsune miku What kind of psyop even is this? Why are all the wealthiest and most powerful organisations in the world all working in unison to promote Hatsune f------ Miku?

Anonymous how do i survive this is span Motan O 529 KB JPG >no greentexts 01/27/25(Mon)21:20:58 No.930562186 >be me >redditfag >be left economically but also racist >r/shitposting deletes any memes about anyone but whites >find r/Fardballsland >not every meme is a repost >actual humans post there >and finally memes about pajeets, asians, blacks and whites >freespeech.png >have a source for good memes, racist memes, good reaction images and like-minded people >sub gets banned for spreading hate >every replacement gets banned >see post about it getting banned >redditfags in the comments are racist against whites >none of them get banned or even deleted /b/tards what the f--- do i do? I cant use 4chin because either its just p--- or s----- conspiracy posts, no memes or real engangement. Twitter is a f------ fake news circlejerk and I am not using that. Is there any subreddit I can use without getting aids from those cucks?

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Anon is a great dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)00:19:20 No.359600273 ► >>359600448 >>359600491 >>359600539 >>359600560 >>359600601 >>359600602 >>359600625 >>359600764 File: Spoiler Image (82 KB, 528x960) >>359599614 Its not much of a story anon ill give you the quick green txt version. >Be about 6 yrs ago >Meet a grill on FB >We hit it off and date >Few months into it she gets pregnant >We decide on adoption >Fast forward to delivery day >As my daughter is born I decide I cant/wolnt give her away >Baby momma tells me she doesnt want her and if I want to keep her its all on me >I say alright take the child and move back in with family >Raise the child for 4 years on my own with no help from her mother >My family helps out here and there >Finally save up enough to get a place for us and pay rent a year in advance >We move into a one bedroom >She gets the bedroom I sleep on the pullout >She is 5 now her bday is on the 17th >Ive worked as much as I can so she will have stuff for her bday and christmas >pic related its last xmas hoe

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Anon wants to know the deeper meaning | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/17/22(Sat)13:21:10 No.21396795 THE TURNER DIARIES EQUALITY POLKE Andrew Macdonald 481368E1-759B-448B-BE33-A6265CBA477A.jpg 50 KB JPG >book is about a Jewish conspiracy to eradicate all whites and promote minorities >protagonist leads a group of righteous whites to kill all minorities, Jews, and liberals What did the author mean by this?

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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 79 KB JPG 12/18/22(Sun)20:51:56 No.71449687 >be me >live in a college dormatory >share a room with an even worse robot than me >face and body are on the same level >roommate is always moody and untalkative, to the point that i havent talked to him for months >he still has friends in the dorm >girls talk to him in the corridor >i havent made any friends here in 1.5 years >sometimes make a small talk with people in the kitchen >still, nobody initiates an interaction with me, i have to start the conversation every time >never get invited anywhere what the f--- is wrong with me am i f------ dead thats the only explaination that makes sense

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Anon hates Cherrie Lorraine | /r/Greentext

File: pepeee.png (89 KB, 615x595) >this is too easy >it arrives f--- Cherrie Lorraine Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)17:05:39 No.890967606 [Reply] >be me >feeling lonely lately >decide to listen to asmrs on yt >heaven.jpeg >feels like real human being >feel loved >feel good >listen to Cherrie Lorraine >feeling really good and wanted. >win.jpeg >find out that she is f------ modelling and using her body for money >don't listen to her s--- anymore >loneliness marches in like a f------ lion again >don't even want to fap anymore >just want someone to hold me and makes me feel wanted >idea.mp4 >look online for sexdoll >buy one from japanese guy with 40% off >huge package, huge t---. Just how I like it >decide to wait with the ceremony for the weekend >must be special.jfif >weekend rolls around >lay sexdoll on bed and pretend to come home from work >instantly hug her and feel her first class ass >loneliness gone >don't feel like Blade Runner guy anymore >mfw a sexdoll saved me from my loneliness

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Anon is on a streak of bad luck | /r/Greentext

File: 27509_700b.jpg (70 KB, 700x442) you stuck : Anonymous 12/18/22 (Sun)18:19:34 No.71446566 [Reply] ► >>71446913 >go to social gatherings (family events, work parties etc.) >meet some girl >instantly fall in love with her >chat with her, all is going good >leave eachother in good terms as a new friendship (obviously not autistic enough to express any romantic thoughts on first meet but my c--- calls for duty) >go home full of joy, feel like looksmaxxing, improving myself (kinda horny too ngl) >find her instagram at home using some basic detective skills >she has a f------ boyfriend >every single time >all hopes shattered >masturbate furiously to get the edge off and lose all desire to improve >rinse and repeat, back to another social gathering How do you escape this cycle? Ha Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)18:54:15 No.71446913 ► >>71446934 >>71447015 >>71446566 (OP) You meet chicks at family reunions? Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)18:56:11 No.71446934 ► File: 1669772747046324.jpg (292 KB, 1447x1437) >>71446913 >Hello mom, heard you got divorced, wanna go out?

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Anon sends a picture | /r/Greentext

.png (59 KB, 658x662) No.43232832 Anonymous 19 min. ago >send d--- pic to qt3.14 >she calls me a sicko and blocks me >oh well i'm used to it >next day cops at my door >she reported me to the police for distributing CP >they show me the pic i sent her >i tell them it's my c--- >they don't believe me >i have to pull down my pants >they give each other a sad look and apologize for bothering me

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Anon struggles with other zoomers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: mxw80K9X) + 12/18/22(Sun)17:54:11 No.408761507 ► Greentext coming up f------ >Be me >18 (soon 19) Zoomer >Wageslave in convenience store part time >Have to manage younger zoomes from the age of 14 and up, and make sure they are not f------ up the store >Part of my job involves training them >When something is overcharged and the costuer complaints, you have to give the price difference of the overcharged price versus the actual price back. >The way you do that is to minus out the overcharged price, then add the right price for a negative total equal to the overcharge price difference >Tell that to the new zoomers >My words fall of black eyes >Every f------ time >90% of (especially the after 2005 ones) don't understand >They are simply not capable of understanding how positive and negative numbers interact The zoomettes are even worse >Be me >Train a zomette >Cute chubby brunette >She doesn't understand that typing 3×(item number) is the same as physically typing the item number 3 times >Try to tell her in any way possible >Doesn't understand >End up grabbing 3 apples >Upt them on the counter one by one, then ask her how many there are >"3" she says >Then put up all three at one >Ask again >"3" >She finally understood. Another problem with zoomggers is (as OPgger said) ther utter lack of social skills I have to tell them and teach them to hold eye contact with costumers, talk loud enough to be heard and how to do basic small talk.

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Anon is unforgettable | /r/Greentext

File: 9f5.jpg (62 KB, 800x450) Anonymous 09/20/20(Sun)16:27:12 No.836366234 > be me > hanging at mcdonalds > see two gorls sitting near by > 8/10 and 6/10 respectively > 8/10 gets up to go to the bathroom > showtime.jpg > get up from my seat and lock eyes with 6/10 > approach her head on and sit down in her friend's seat > start rapidly shovelling 8/10's fries into my mouth > 6/10 is too shocked to do anything > when all the fries are gone I go back to my seat and resume eating my meal > 8/10 comes back and sees her fries are gone, starts yelling at her friend > you bitch why did you eat all my fries > it wasn't me it was that guy! She points at me > her friend just straight up doesn't believe her > accuses her of lying and walks out of the restaurant > 6/10 still sitting there, staring at me dumbfounded > casually finish eating my meal and leave > know she'll remember me for rest of her life > mfw girls think I'm unforgettable

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Anon's got holes in his shoes. | /r/Greentext

File: file.png (233 KB, 500x360) IT'S THE KIND OF TIRED THAT SLEEP WONT FIX Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)02:17:57 No.71440005 >>71440025 >>71440148 >>71440236 >>71440400 >>71440570 >Me >30 year old virgin >Go to parents house every Saturday for dinner >Mom is insane OCD schizo, been that way her whole life. >Hates my dad's side of the family >Holidays always suck every year >In the car going to get food >Brings up my dad's mother >Argument starts over f------ nothing >Ruins the entire mood/atmosphere >Get home to eat >Awkward dinner >Dad doesn't say a word >Mom talks to me even though I don't want to talk >After dinner she sees my shoes >"ANON ANONININGTON! YOUR SHOES HAVE HOLES IN THEM? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? JESUS, YOU'RE 30 AND WEARING RAGGEDY SHOES!" >Just calmly look at her like she's crazy >Tell her they're a bit worn but they're comfortable and still wearable >OH MY GOD YOU ARE 30 YEARS OLD, I GUESS YOU REALLY DON'T WANT A GIRLFRIEND WITH SHOES LIKE THAT?!? WHY WON'T YOU TALK PRIDE IN YOUR APPEARANCE! MOST MEN YOUR AGE ARE MARRIED, MAKING LOTS OF MONEY, HAVE KIDS, DOING THINGS WITH THEIR LIFE! >We have had this argument/conversation several times in the past so it was nothing new >She has some strange perception that all men in their late 20's and early 30's are married with kids and making a lot of money for some reason >She doesn't like that I'm still into anime >She never liked anime, thought I'd grow out of it >Tell her I'll go buy new shoes tomorrow but she won't like them because she hates everything I buy/wear because she hates my taste. >She wants me to be wearing expensive designer stuff >Decide to be a smartass and ask her what kind of shoes I should buy, how much should they cost? >I DON'T KNOW! JUST ONES THAT DON'T HAVE HOLES IN THEM! >Should I get designer loafers? Should they be $200? Would that make you happy?" >YOU CAN'T WEAR LOAFERS! THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU BUY! >Oh right, I don't have the big high powered office job that all 30 year old men have making $80,000 a year, right? So I can't wear loafers to my job, or a suit. I just had to vent/rant about it because she ruined my night, always does.

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Imagine thinking humanity is going to last more than a few more generations | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous No image available 3 KB PNG 10/14/21(Thu)09:46:51 No.65757750 >everything you can do can be done better by someone else >a century or less from now, no one will remember your name, what you looked like, what you did >you are only here to make up numbers >across the expanse of the future, billions of people are lined up to replace you >your time will soon be up >the gears keep turning 2 Replies : Anonymous View Thread 10/14/21(Thu)09:47:59 No.65757760 : Anonymous 10/14/21(Thu)09:49:17 No.65757769 >>65757750 (OP) # Welcome to the human condition since time immemorial. Stop being such a wanker.

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anon saves a life | /r/Greentext

Ceci n'est pas une pep Anonymous No.627025189 16 minutes ago Got a story for ya. I'm not good at writing so bear with me. >A girl I knew in school was a total attention w----. >Never arrived to class on time and always made sure to make a huge fuss about it. >Didn't talk to her all that much but I did have a few conversations with her >Her wrists had cuts and burns all over them, she wore t shirts so she never hid them >I asked her why she was hurting herself like that >She said "No one loves me and my life is painful" etc etc >"No one loves you?" What about your parents or your boyfriend? >Answer she gave me was something like "They don't really love me" or some s--- >Made a point not to interact with her too much after that, because she's an attention w---- >End of the school year she came up to me and asked me if I wanted to go somewhere with her that Sunday >I'm not good with these situations so I couldn't say no even though I didn't like her >Sunday came and we went to the top of one of those tower car parks >Just as we got to the top she told me that she wanted me to be here as a witness to her suicide >Oh s---, I thought, she was going to jump and she was going to force me to watch >Had I known she was going to do this s--- I would never have gone with her >Not watching unless you do a flip, I said that to try and shock her into realizing this was stupid >Complete shock was written all over her face. She had thought I'd try to stop her >Ehh?! A-aren't you going to try to stop me? >Nah, go ahead. If you really wanted to live you'd stop yourself. >After a while she got down off the edge She walked up to me afterwards and tried to hug me with tears in her eyes but I told her I loved someone else. She asked me who and I told her to read the first letter of every line. 3 replies

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