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: Anonymous (ID: EmYP4HtT based or cringe? Posted by u/311ghtman 1 day ago 15.4k The US Army's next helicopter, the V-280 Valor, which will replace the Black Hawk. 1.6k Comments 12/07/22(Wed)09:24:12 No.407403843 Award N2808H 10 KB PNG Share Save *** file nna : Anonymous (ID: dFVuFWhC PRES 12/07/22 (Wed)09:32:45 No.407404472 >>407403843 (OP) # The blades will hit the ground when it lands, did the engineers realize this when they built it? >>407404571 # >>407404801 # >>407404820 # >>407404862 # >>407406015 # >>407407228 # >>407407748 # >>407408316 # >>407409652 # >>407412116 # >>407412158 # >>407416920 # >>407417862 # >>407428550 # : Anonymous (ID: 99050QZX 12/07/22(Wed)09:38:00 No.407404801 >>407404472 # >>407404571 # Retards it lands like this,

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1765434598764.jpg, 64KB, 711x718 Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 13:27:24 No.59011713 View Report happened last year, but i'll greentext it >be me, work at a big tech company >leftist ultra-woke usual corporate nonsense etc >i'm 6'2 and lifting for 2.5 years, working up to 2/3/4/5 >wear polo shirts to work bc comfy and collared/professional, downside is everyone can see my physique >i outright refuse to talk about weightlifting/fitness to my coworkers to avoid becoming a stereotype >always change the subject, or say "yeah I used to lift in the past but not anymore" >but i'm obviously very muscular, especially by normie standards >normie standards are so f-----, they think i'm mr olympia while to me i'm a work in progress >i can always feel the unspoken resentment from other ppl tho >thotty summer interns and vendor sales hoes always approach me, plenty of mires >some fat girl on a team adjacent to mine always making weird fitness jokes at my expense >not a landwhale (yet) but extremely overweight, massive feminist, white BLM activist >approaching the wall at warp speed and secretly knows it (they all do) >theres a disagreement on how to use engineering resources >"hey, i'll bet anon over there probably wants to settle the debate by arm wrestling lol" >constant weird annoying comments like that >one day i get to a meeting 5 minutes late bc i had to walk across two buildings to get there >"well well nice of you to join us there protein shake" >enough >"well I'm here now, sorry I'm late McFlurry" > room with a dozen people in it falls silent >everyone staring at me like i just murdered a child or something >literally 15 seconds of silence >fatty is in shock, doesn't say anything for the entire meeting >next day >manager requests a 10am meeting >walk into the room, its him and 2 HR people >assigned 4 weeks of sensitivity training >online courses on diversity in the workplace >mfw around fats never relax

9 Anonymous Sat 02 May 2020 23:09:33 No.24864120 Quoted By: >>24864171 >>24836558 I've had repeated contact with an "alien" visitor or entity since I was a kid. I don't know any other way to explain what I've seen, or what I remember seeing. >be me, little kid >get a drink of water >see bob the builder digging around in my garden through the window >because im just a kid this doesn't phase me somehow, I pop outside to say hi >ask him what he's building >he smiles and says he's making a sandbox for me to play in >next day my dad says he's going to start building a sandbox in the backyard for me and my brothers to play in >thankyoubob.jpg >grow up a bit, don't see bob for many years >one day adults are very worried and all in the TV room talking, I think it was when 9/11 happened >go outside because bored/scared >It's f------ Zoboomafoo from the Kratt brothers swinging on my swingset >But I can tell it's based Bob >sit on the swing next to him, ask where he's been >he points up to the moon and give me a cheeky lemur puppet smile >ask why he's here now >said he wanted to check up on me because some stuff happened >thank him for the sandbox >he laughs and swings away into our tree like a retard until I can't see him anymore >>24864120 >Long time, many years pass with no visits from based bob >begin to think it was all a dream/my imagination >parents think it's a cute story when I tell them >Finally learning to ride a bike >I'm slow at learning things and I really should have learned years ago and I'm still bad at it >Dad always telling me to check both ways before I cross a street, keep forgetting >crossing street back to my house, hear a noise out of nowhere and all of a sudden I'm on the ground >Based bob is wearing an Iron Man suit (The silver one) and has gently lowered me to the ground >my bike is completely mauled to shreds under the car >thankyoubasedbob.jpg >>24864171 Okay, time for a little bit of sad s---. I was trying to keep it light but there's some not so fun stuff in here. My parents abused me and all my siblings when we were growing up. They were pretty religious and crazy about a lot of things, it changed in what aspects over time but they definitely followed the whole "spare the rod spoil the child" mentality. I somehow ended up being the black sheep of the family because I'm kinda slow and stupid and stubborn and I daydream too much. So I got beat way, way more than any of the other kids. Anyway, back to the story. >Dad finds out about accident and destroyed bike >asks if I looked both ways >lied and say I did >he knows I didn't >not sure if he's mad about me being in danger or the bike being f-----, but he's P----- >getting the ass beating of my life >hurts so f------ much and is going on forever, I'm just screaming at this point >Begin to scream and beg for jesus to help me >All of a sudden my dad stops hitting me >cry into the bed for a few minutes before looking back >My dad is frozen in place looking terrified as f--- >It's based bob, hovering in front of him, looking like his OG builder self again >The spoon my dad was using to beat me literally disintegrates into a million pieces >dad's eyes are bulging as his wrist begins to bend backwards >Snapcracklepop.jpg >Bob looks at me >Says he's sorry for not doing something sooner >can almost see tears in his eyes >he floats through the ceiling and f---- off >dad never beats me again If you're watching out there based bob, thanks for the help. come back and visit sometime.

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24 KB JPG > be me > meet a girl > we start talking > I get attached > they leave > already happened 10 times > sometimes girls even approach me to ghost me later after I develop a crush on them > Honestly I dont have any remaining emotions I am about to disrespect every girl I will meet. Why do they hurt me for no reason? W--? Are all girls sadistic monsters? WHY TF DO YOU APPROACH A GUY WHEN YOU DONT WANT A RELATIONSHIP YOU STUPOID. I am going insane

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Anon tells the adventures of Neal the Tard - 8 The tardball game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:02:58 No.392518662 Neal: Story of the tardball game >Be in 8th grade >Be in last two weeks finally >Ms. Springer has organized a baseball game for the tards and all the kids who help them for that one period a day >Poor choices mang 200 Poe >Be day of event >Walk up to Neal who is sitting on home plate "You ready for the game bud?" >"haypil" >Turns out Neal doesn't like baseball very much >James walks up to Neal and I before the game commences "eyem guna kick yur butt gaybo" >Neal doesn't give a f---, as usual, and I simply disregard the tard ONE >All he wants to do is sit in the outfield until this s--- is over, but he has taken a liking to the batting part N >Be Neals turn up to bat, Ms. Springer is pitching under hand to all the tards, she has obviously under estimated Neals power despite her previous encounters >Ms. Springer throw the ball, Neal misses his first swing >I hear james from over at second base "hehah yah gaybo yur bad" >She tosses the ball a second time, and Neal misses yet again >James feels it is necessary to continue taunting Neal >"Tol yu aid bet yu gaybo" >Neal has had enough of this s--- >Seriousface.jpg Cont. Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:03:47 No.392518854 Neal cont. f--- the flood detection >Ms. Springer tosses the ball to Neal a third, and final time >Neal hits that f----- with all of his tard strength, it was as if the spirit of babe ruth had been reincarnated into a tard >The ball blazed straight toward James with the speed of a thousand blazing n------ >ohshit.jpg Por >BOOM, the ball cracks against his scull >Sweet dreams james >He's out f------ cold >Ms. Springer is now having a f------ break down (I personally think she should be praising god that the speeding object did not hit her for once) >She begins to shout at Neal >"Why do you always have to cause trouble!" >Neal does not like being yelled at >Neal taking the sign of aggression to heart commences his mighty raptard screech >The s--- storm is upon us >The tards run rampid, they have been consumed in rage Cont. Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:04:22 No.392518990 End of tardball game story, floods suck d--- >Tards are ramming other tards with their heads while wearing batting helmet, others are throwing the balls at the helpers at near mach 2 speeds due to their tard strength, thank god there was only one bat and it was possessed by Neal >Tardwranglers jump into action, despite being seriously under equipped they put up a good fight >The tardpocalypse was going on directly in front of me and I got front row seats >Chubby tard from my original story who was KO'd by the door now has on a batting helmet and can obviously not be affected by head injury >He charges Ms. Springer with his mighty tardnoserous stampede >The mighty tardnoserous hits ms. Springer with the combined tackling power of Ray Lewis and Lawrence Taylor >Down for the count Down for coun >Neal has won his battle and ceases his raptard screech n >The tards are almost entirely wrangled now, and the wrangler begins to approach Neal to restrain him >Neal has no intention of putting up a fight >He is now content that he has had his revenge >As Neal is carried back to TardHQ by the wrangler he wave back toward me at the baseball field >"buypil" >"Cya tomorrow Neal" N----- aint got s--- on Neals athleticism

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Anon on the pros and cons of fat people | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 54 KB JPG 12/19/22(Mon)05:41:14 No.71455500 >>71455224 (OP) # pros >funnier when they fall down or get counterweights for pulley hurt >good systems >die faster >roll down hills with high velocity >can kill people by sitting on them cons >take up too much space >breathe too much air >breathe too loudly >more difficult to stop while rolling down a hill >get grease on everything they touch >don't die as quickly due to advances in modern medicine >allowed to go to hospitals >the entire fat acceptance movement >smell like dead skin fried in vomit >this one time a fat guy touched me >extra weight in transportation >requires more cloth for clothing and makes more sizes exist >breaks chairs >eats all the food >can't outrun attackers unless rolling down a hill It's mostly an inconvenience for nonfats, so some could argue a factor of dominance exhibited in a very strange way.

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: Anonymous! 13 KB JPG 12/19/22 (Mon)11:33:00 No.127481676 Do these guys just go into hibernation when an event ends? Never heard of these guys doing anything but kicking a ball and killing each other. 88 Replies / 19 Images : Anonymous View Thread 12/19/22 (Mon)14:09:33 No.127485555 >>127481676 (OP) # >Never heard of these guys doing anything but kicking a ball and killing each other At least we don't kill Iraqis, or flee like little girls from the Taliban or the Vietnamese.

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Anonymous 63 KB PNG 12/19/22(Mon)05:37:54 No.71455459 every f------ zoomer talks the exact same i hate this generation of lobotomized tiktok drones >bro (skull emoji) devious ahh fr fr no cap bro L rizz (skull emoji) bussin bussin ong 13 Replies / 4 Images View Thread 12/19/22 (Mon)06:18:15 No.71455908 : Anonymous >>71455891 # This 4chan s--- get serious.. be ready to die behind it Anonymous >>71455891 # a real n---- would have said finna 12/19/22 (Mon)06:18:17 No.71455909

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: Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)05:36:02 No.891006561 oppenheimer.jpg.jpg 291 KB JPG > "oh im building a weapon that could destroy the planet" > builds a weapon that is able to destroy the planet > "oh no im sorry aaaahhhaa oh noooo" Robert Oppenheimer is a f------ idiot

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Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)00:19:20 No.359600273 ► >>359600448 >>359600491 >>359600539 >>359600560 >>359600601 >>359600602 >>359600625 >>359600764 File: Spoiler Image (82 KB, 528x960) >>359599614 Its not much of a story anon ill give you the quick green txt version. >Be about 6 yrs ago >Meet a grill on FB >We hit it off and date >Few months into it she gets pregnant >We decide on adoption >Fast forward to delivery day >As my daughter is born I decide I cant/wolnt give her away >Baby momma tells me she doesnt want her and if I want to keep her its all on me >I say alright take the child and move back in with family >Raise the child for 4 years on my own with no help from her mother >My family helps out here and there >Finally save up enough to get a place for us and pay rent a year in advance >We move into a one bedroom >She gets the bedroom I sleep on the pullout >She is 5 now her bday is on the 17th >Ive worked as much as I can so she will have stuff for her bday and christmas >pic related its last xmas hoe

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Anonymous 12/17/22(Sat)13:21:10 No.21396795 THE TURNER DIARIES EQUALITY POLKE Andrew Macdonald 481368E1-759B-448B-BE33-A6265CBA477A.jpg 50 KB JPG >book is about a Jewish conspiracy to eradicate all whites and promote minorities >protagonist leads a group of righteous whites to kill all minorities, Jews, and liberals What did the author mean by this?

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: Anonymous 79 KB JPG 12/18/22(Sun)20:51:56 No.71449687 >be me >live in a college dormatory >share a room with an even worse robot than me >face and body are on the same level >roommate is always moody and untalkative, to the point that i havent talked to him for months >he still has friends in the dorm >girls talk to him in the corridor >i havent made any friends here in 1.5 years >sometimes make a small talk with people in the kitchen >still, nobody initiates an interaction with me, i have to start the conversation every time >never get invited anywhere what the f--- is wrong with me am i f------ dead thats the only explaination that makes sense

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File: pepeee.png (89 KB, 615x595) >this is too easy >it arrives f--- Cherrie Lorraine Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)17:05:39 No.890967606 [Reply] >be me >feeling lonely lately >decide to listen to asmrs on yt >heaven.jpeg >feels like real human being >feel loved >feel good >listen to Cherrie Lorraine >feeling really good and wanted. >win.jpeg >find out that she is f------ modelling and using her body for money >don't listen to her s--- anymore >loneliness marches in like a f------ lion again >don't even want to fap anymore >just want someone to hold me and makes me feel wanted >idea.mp4 >look online for sexdoll >buy one from japanese guy with 40% off >huge package, huge t---. Just how I like it >decide to wait with the ceremony for the weekend >must be special.jfif >weekend rolls around >lay sexdoll on bed and pretend to come home from work >instantly hug her and feel her first class ass >loneliness gone >don't feel like Blade Runner guy anymore >mfw a sexdoll saved me from my loneliness

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File: 27509_700b.jpg (70 KB, 700x442) you stuck : Anonymous 12/18/22 (Sun)18:19:34 No.71446566 [Reply] ► >>71446913 >go to social gatherings (family events, work parties etc.) >meet some girl >instantly fall in love with her >chat with her, all is going good >leave eachother in good terms as a new friendship (obviously not autistic enough to express any romantic thoughts on first meet but my c--- calls for duty) >go home full of joy, feel like looksmaxxing, improving myself (kinda horny too ngl) >find her instagram at home using some basic detective skills >she has a f------ boyfriend >every single time >all hopes shattered >masturbate furiously to get the edge off and lose all desire to improve >rinse and repeat, back to another social gathering How do you escape this cycle? Ha Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)18:54:15 No.71446913 ► >>71446934 >>71447015 >>71446566 (OP) You meet chicks at family reunions? Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)18:56:11 No.71446934 ► File: 1669772747046324.jpg (292 KB, 1447x1437) >>71446913 >Hello mom, heard you got divorced, wanna go out?

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.png (59 KB, 658x662) No.43232832 Anonymous 19 min. ago >send d--- pic to qt3.14 >she calls me a sicko and blocks me >oh well i'm used to it >next day cops at my door >she reported me to the police for distributing CP >they show me the pic i sent her >i tell them it's my c--- >they don't believe me >i have to pull down my pants >they give each other a sad look and apologize for bothering me

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: Anonymous (ID: EmYP4HtT based or cringe? Posted by u/311ghtman 1 day ago 15.4k The US Army's next helicopter, the V-280 Valor, which will replace the Black Hawk. 1.6k Comments 12/07/22(Wed)09:24:12 No.407403843 Award N2808H 10 KB PNG Share Save *** file nna : Anonymous (ID: dFVuFWhC PRES 12/07/22 (Wed)09:32:45 No.407404472 >>407403843 (OP) # The blades will hit the ground when it lands, did the engineers realize this when they built it? >>407404571 # >>407404801 # >>407404820 # >>407404862 # >>407406015 # >>407407228 # >>407407748 # >>407408316 # >>407409652 # >>407412116 # >>407412158 # >>407416920 # >>407417862 # >>407428550 # : Anonymous (ID: 99050QZX 12/07/22(Wed)09:38:00 No.407404801 >>407404472 # >>407404571 # Retards it lands like this,

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