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Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:02:58 No.392518662 Neal: Story of the tardball game >Be in 8th grade >Be in last two weeks finally >Ms. Springer has organized a baseball game for the tards and all the kids who help them for that one period a day >Poor choices mang 200 Poe >Be day of event >Walk up to Neal who is sitting on home plate "You ready for the game bud?" >"haypil" >Turns out Neal doesn't like baseball very much >James walks up to Neal and I before the game commences "eyem guna kick yur butt gaybo" >Neal doesn't give a f---, as usual, and I simply disregard the tard ONE >All he wants to do is sit in the outfield until this s--- is over, but he has taken a liking to the batting part N >Be Neals turn up to bat, Ms. Springer is pitching under hand to all the tards, she has obviously under estimated Neals power despite her previous encounters >Ms. Springer throw the ball, Neal misses his first swing >I hear james from over at second base "hehah yah gaybo yur bad" >She tosses the ball a second time, and Neal misses yet again >James feels it is necessary to continue taunting Neal >"Tol yu aid bet yu gaybo" >Neal has had enough of this s--- >Seriousface.jpg Cont. Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:03:47 No.392518854 Neal cont. f--- the flood detection >Ms. Springer tosses the ball to Neal a third, and final time >Neal hits that f----- with all of his tard strength, it was as if the spirit of babe ruth had been reincarnated into a tard >The ball blazed straight toward James with the speed of a thousand blazing n------ >ohshit.jpg Por >BOOM, the ball cracks against his scull >Sweet dreams james >He's out f------ cold >Ms. Springer is now having a f------ break down (I personally think she should be praising god that the speeding object did not hit her for once) >She begins to shout at Neal >"Why do you always have to cause trouble!" >Neal does not like being yelled at >Neal taking the sign of aggression to heart commences his mighty raptard screech >The s--- storm is upon us >The tards run rampid, they have been consumed in rage Cont. Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:04:22 No.392518990 End of tardball game story, floods suck d--- >Tards are ramming other tards with their heads while wearing batting helmet, others are throwing the balls at the helpers at near mach 2 speeds due to their tard strength, thank god there was only one bat and it was possessed by Neal >Tardwranglers jump into action, despite being seriously under equipped they put up a good fight >The tardpocalypse was going on directly in front of me and I got front row seats >Chubby tard from my original story who was KO'd by the door now has on a batting helmet and can obviously not be affected by head injury >He charges Ms. Springer with his mighty tardnoserous stampede >The mighty tardnoserous hits ms. Springer with the combined tackling power of Ray Lewis and Lawrence Taylor >Down for the count Down for coun >Neal has won his battle and ceases his raptard screech n >The tards are almost entirely wrangled now, and the wrangler begins to approach Neal to restrain him >Neal has no intention of putting up a fight >He is now content that he has had his revenge >As Neal is carried back to TardHQ by the wrangler he wave back toward me at the baseball field >"buypil" >"Cya tomorrow Neal" N----- aint got s--- on Neals athleticism

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Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:02:58 No.392518662 Neal: Story of the tardball game >Be in 8th grade >Be in last two weeks finally >Ms. Springer has organized a baseball game for the tards and all the kids who help them for that one period a day >Poor choices mang 200 Poe >Be day of event >Walk up to Neal who is sitting on home plate "You ready for the game bud?" >"haypil" >Turns out Neal doesn't like baseball very much >James walks up to Neal and I before the game commences "eyem guna kick yur butt gaybo" >Neal doesn't give a f---, as usual, and I simply disregard the tard ONE >All he wants to do is sit in the outfield until this s--- is over, but he has taken a liking to the batting part N >Be Neals turn up to bat, Ms. Springer is pitching under hand to all the tards, she has obviously under estimated Neals power despite her previous encounters >Ms. Springer throw the ball, Neal misses his first swing >I hear james from over at second base "hehah yah gaybo yur bad" >She tosses the ball a second time, and Neal misses yet again >James feels it is necessary to continue taunting Neal >"Tol yu aid bet yu gaybo" >Neal has had enough of this s--- >Seriousface.jpg Cont. Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:03:47 No.392518854 Neal cont. f--- the flood detection >Ms. Springer tosses the ball to Neal a third, and final time >Neal hits that f----- with all of his tard strength, it was as if the spirit of babe ruth had been reincarnated into a tard >The ball blazed straight toward James with the speed of a thousand blazing n------ >ohshit.jpg Por >BOOM, the ball cracks against his scull >Sweet dreams james >He's out f------ cold >Ms. Springer is now having a f------ break down (I personally think she should be praising god that the speeding object did not hit her for once) >She begins to shout at Neal >"Why do you always have to cause trouble!" >Neal does not like being yelled at >Neal taking the sign of aggression to heart commences his mighty raptard screech >The s--- storm is upon us >The tards run rampid, they have been consumed in rage Cont. Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:04:22 No.392518990 End of tardball game story, floods suck d--- >Tards are ramming other tards with their heads while wearing batting helmet, others are throwing the balls at the helpers at near mach 2 speeds due to their tard strength, thank god there was only one bat and it was possessed by Neal >Tardwranglers jump into action, despite being seriously under equipped they put up a good fight >The tardpocalypse was going on directly in front of me and I got front row seats >Chubby tard from my original story who was KO'd by the door now has on a batting helmet and can obviously not be affected by head injury >He charges Ms. Springer with his mighty tardnoserous stampede >The mighty tardnoserous hits ms. Springer with the combined tackling power of Ray Lewis and Lawrence Taylor >Down for the count Down for coun >Neal has won his battle and ceases his raptard screech n >The tards are almost entirely wrangled now, and the wrangler begins to approach Neal to restrain him >Neal has no intention of putting up a fight >He is now content that he has had his revenge >As Neal is carried back to TardHQ by the wrangler he wave back toward me at the baseball field >"buypil" >"Cya tomorrow Neal" N----- aint got s--- on Neals athleticism

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