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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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File 63932023227.jpg (55 KB, 532x607) Anonymous (ID: XNZEPTIP) 12/24/22(Sat)14:16:54 No.409534269 [Reply] >>409541387 >shieeet, he be like me

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anon talks about Christmas plans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Is the incel issue really an e(...) >be me >talking to coworker about Christmas plans >she gets to talking about her family >they are all getting married, having children, buying homes and cars >they all also have good careers, sounds like most of them are in medicine 10 KB JPG 12/24/22(Sat)14:41:16 No.71528961 >my coworker is sort of the hippy black sheep of the family >begin to think about how most of the single guys I know are poor guys from poor families >being from poverty doesn't really matter if you're a woman, guys don't care >it doesn't matter if you're attractive, sociable, charismatic, poor is poor if you're a guy >of course, there are poor guys who make it and better-off guys who don't, but those are outliers >Is the incel population mostly poor guys? Is it more than just correlation/causation thing? 14 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon tries to get a job | /r/Greentext

#1 331353106. >drop out of high school >limited to minimum wage s--- jobs >work my ass off and have nothing to show for it >decide enough is enough >go to college, study IT, graduate with degree >apply for hundreds of jobs in IT field >0% success rate >go back to working minimum wage jobs full time >decide enough is enough >go on welfare and get paid to be unemployed >drink myself to death and smoke weed and play vidya all day funded by taxpayers Yeah I tried but it didn't work. Sorry guys I'm not gonna get a job.

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Merry anon | /r/Greentext

⠀ onymous 37 KB JPG 12/24/21(Fri)11:19:04 No.869218979 Hey anons I hope you all have great christmas dinners I hope you all get the presents you want I hope I see everyone last one of you in 2022 and beyond And remember, if you think no one cares about you, I do. And I want to see you happy Merry Christmas you wonderful anons and femanons :) -Anon 11 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous >>869218979 (OP) # Merry Christmas to you too f----- 12/24/21 (Fri)11:56:25 No.869219931

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Anon almost got a gf | /r/Greentext

: onymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:32:42 No.891318577 >be me >went to a school party >arrived there >saw my old friend >He immediately came to welcome me >We talked for abit 30 KB JPG >There was a party game there >says f--- it and play the game >I met this 8.8/10 girl >then we ran out of things to talk abit >she's pretty >both of us played the party game >we both got knocked out on the early rounds >after I got knocked out of the game >I decided to go on my phone >I was on my phone for 30-40 minutes >then it was the time to go home (It was a 15 minutes ride back home) >We've made eye contact while I was walking out >It was not the normal kind of eye contact >While I was heading back home >I think to myself "I like this girl". >After a few minutes pass by >I realise that I was an idiot and i could have spend my 40 minutes knowing her >I could have gotten a gf

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anon makes an observation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 70 KB PNG : Anonymous >>71529640 (OP) # >strip club etiquette? It's customary once you're done to think about why you're such a degenerate before you rope >>71529836 # 12/24/22(Sat)14:43:51 No.71529640 strip club etiquette? I imagine it will just be me and some indian midgets tomorrow but I don't want to be a jerk, What do I whisper to them to let me slap their ass? Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)14:46:30 No.71529670 If there were any good strip clubs in my s--- city I would do nofap for two weeks and then get the sexiest girl to grind on me until I c-- in my pants 12/24/22(Sat)14:44:39 No.71529649 : Anonymous >>71529670 # >people start nofap to escape coomerdom >coomers try nofap and realize it just makes cooming feel : Anonymous amazing >coomers now do short nofap sessions to maximize cooming pleasure i just find this funny 12/24/22(Sat)15:07:39 No.71529836 >>71529887 # >>71529891 # >>71530173 # : Anonymous >>71529836 # You can't defeat coomers. Whatever you do, they will just find a way to coom to it. : Anonymous >>71529836 # The nofap fears the coomer 12/24/22(Sat)15:15:06 No.71529887 12/24/22(Sat)15:15:38 No.71529891 >>71529836 # Fapping gets boring after a decade. You are absolutely right, I do nofaps because the wait makes it so much more worth it 12/24/22(Sat)15:59:43 No.71530173

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Greentext written by Chat-GPT | /r/Greentext

>be me >sitting in my room >bored out of my mind >decide to go for a walk >end up at the park >see a group of kids playing >remember how fun it was to play with friends when I was younger >join in and have a great time >all of a sudden, sirens blare and police cars pull up >officers approach and tell me I'm under arrest >turns out, the park has a "no adults allowed" rule and I'm technically breaking it >try to explain that I was just trying to have a bit of fun, but the officers don't seem to care >end up getting handcuffed and taken to the station >spend the rest of the night in a cell, regretting my decision to join in on the playground fun

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This is fucking sad tbh | /r/Greentext

File: everything-is-wrong.png (41 KB, 400x416) Anonymous 10/16/17(Mon)12:47:56 No.40442471 ► >>40442477 >>40442672 >>40443260 >>40443676 >>40443880 >>4044397 >>40445210 Anons, I hope you never experience this concatenating mix of rage, betrayal, remorse, and loss that I'm feeling right now. 1/2 >2007 >sister's acting weird >ask her what's up >she has trouble talking, begins to cry >eventually tells me that dad's been molesting her >asked her to go further, since I couldn't believe it >eventually lose it, and confront dad about it >he denies it, of course >I f------ blast him for it >screaming, throwing things, I was beyond enraged >he repeatedly denies the claims, but I wasn't having it >start beating the s--- out of him while sister calls the police (for some reason I was never charged) >move me and my sis somewhere else; cut all contact 2/2 >2017: this very weekend >sister was distressed >wouldn't calm down >he tries repeatedly to get in touch, but all ignored >2014: hear of his death >decided not to go to his funeral >other family members try to convince us to attend; I tell them to f--- off >I was beyond offended at the idea that the prick would even think I'd give him the time of day; even in death >didn't go; proud that he was dead >well, joke's on me... Anonymous 10/16/17(Mon)12:48:18 No.40442477 ► >>40442589 >>40443260 >>40443293 >>40443342 >>40443403 >>40443449 >>40443813 >>40443896 >>40443913 >>40444046 >>40442471 (OP) >swear she was going to have a heart attack >when asked, she finally admits to falsely accusing dad >lolwut.jpg >she said she lied about the molestation because of a fight at the time >I had no idea how to react >I felt cold, my skin going pale, sweat pouring out of me like a sponge, my legs shaking, and wanting to throw up >I spent the entire night on the back porch thinking to myself >I was so bereaved, I must not have felt the cold that night (got sick from it) >I was so f------ awful to my dad, and made him spend the rest of his days with his beloved kids hating him, all over a f------ lie

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anon has a full beard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 77 KB JPG 12/24/22(Sat) 13:26:18 No.891308174 >be me, marvelous full beard >Some chick dm's me on facebook >We chat, we get along good, we decide that we should see each other "Anon,give me ur insta. I m more active on insta than on facebook" >Give her my insta >She love bombs all my pics >She find a pic where i was clean shaved "I'm sorry anon but i saw you with out a beard and i think that you are not my type,, >She ghosts me Sometimes i wish that i was a homosexual no cap. Dem females won't stop surprising me with their mental retardation fr.

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French shooter is a bit racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: LN/+4DwA d 18 KB PNG 12/24/22(Sat)10:25:09 No.409489788 There was a racist shooting in Paris yesterday >be 69 y/o french boomer >decide you've had enough >get home invaded in 2016 >stab the burglar >attack two "refugees" with a sword in 2021 >released two weeks before christmas >shoot up arabs 10 days later >don't miss a single shot >kill 3, 3 more wounded >custody time >"sir do you have anything to say?" >"I'm racist" What a madlad.

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anon thinks he might be autistic | /r/Greentext

: Probable Retard Am I retarded? 21 KB JPG 12/24/22(Sat)11:01:38 No.891304101 >be me >15 years old >dad often makes jokes about me being autistic and my mom shuts him up every time >in the mall with my dad ordering presents >for some reason there is a big meetup of retards at the mall >retards in wheelchairs, downies, and all >get hungry >my dad gives me $10 to order wetzel's pretzels >struggle to order pretzels and have multiple completely autistic social interactions >literally fist bumps cashier trying to hand me change >woman says to my dad >'oh its nice how patient you are with him' >dad is confused >woman clarifies with 'It's nice how you are patient with him and let him out and let him do his own things!' >goes like 'they can be hard to deal with sometimes lol' >dad awkwardly laughs and says yeah so he doesn't have to go through the shame of saying how I am not retarded maybe I am.

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