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![File: kek.jpg (482 KB, 1200x512) HONO Would /r9k/ survive the zombie apocalypse? Anonymous 12/27/22(Tue)23:44:19 No.71580551 [Reply] How would you react to the living dead? Do you think your chances of long- term survival are high? The zombies follow the below rules... >starting from a certain point, every corpse on earth with their brain intact reanimates at the same time >anyone who dies past this point will return as a zombie if brain is intact >getting bitten or scratched by a zombie will result in eventual death (which leads to reanimation) >corpses usually reanimate anywhere from 1-3 minutes after brain death >the length of time before one succumbs to being bitten/scratched varies upon severity of wound, but you won't last longer than 24 hours >zombies are slow-moving and uncoordinated >most zombies are unintelligent, but some can think to a certain degree and use blunt objects or knives as weapons >zombies have memories of their past-lives and sometimes try to go places they used to visit or do things familiar to them, like answering phones, opening doors, pushing shopping carts etc. >zombies dont vocalize at all. they are completely silent So what would you do, /r9k/? Lock yourself in your room and cry and use the internet 'till it cuts out on you? Or maybe brave the apocalypse and go rescue some qt and use the end of the world as an opportunity to not be worthless?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/503/622/289.jpg "anon on zombie apocalypse survival | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1671410483584363.png (408 KB, 1000x871) me? Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed)04:39:35 No.71575700 >>71579408 >>71579478 [Reply] >>71580190 >>71581239 >26 >make 45k a year as an electrician >go on this board or /adv/ >everyone my age is a 6 figure STEM grad and even they can't afford a house What does that mean for](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/503/512/325.jpg "anon is an electrician | /r/Greentext")
![File: 20221210_101040.jpg (50 KB, 700x517) Anonymous 12/28/22(Wed)10:56:29 No.71580147 [Reply] >>71581107 >meet up with friend to bone >have always liked her >we do the deed, went great >realized I came inside her >I told her, and said I would cover Plan B >"I'm sorry but I'm not taking it. I don't believe in that." >nofuckingway.jpg >she said she was ovulating >fuckfuckfuckfuck another victory >I ask to stay the night to calm my nerves, she lets me. >I don't sleep. I purposely stay awake until 5am, where I get up >"anon, where are you going so late?" >prepared for that, "Im having awful heart burn, I need to run to Walgreens" >she buys it, head to the 24/7 Walgreens and buy plan B. >morning comes, I'm making her breakfast. >I crush up plan B and mix it into water >she drinks it Anonymous 12/28/22(Wed)12:37:16 No.71581107 >>71581116 >>71580147 (OP) # You will always remember this moment as you reach your 30's and are still single and alone](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/503/365/ad0.jpg "anon crushes up plan B | /r/Greentext")
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