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File: 870288BA-382B-4A6D-985C-9(...).jpg (44 KB, 575x719) O Anonymous 07/24/21 (Sat) 12:10:44 No.859598527 >be stuck in dead-end job >boss is an a------ >best job i can get so i'm stuck >wife is useless, unemployed nag >annoying family takes up all my time >i exist solely to pay bills >no hobbies >only time i feel happy... >the bathroom >sit down and relax >look at p--- on phone >take huge satisfying s--- >savor the stench >blissful solitude >mfw the only time i'm happy is when i s---

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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File: 0324fff1f8cd8ef267b55f393(...).jpg (17 KB, 500x326) O Anonymous 12/31/22(Sat) 10:50:29 No.71631102 [Reply] >>71631111 >try to search for 4chan on google in microsoft edge >just news stories about how bad 4chan is, but actual 4chan doesnt come up >try again on google chrome, same thing >try it on firefox >4chans website is first result firefox is based as we already know but i really dont think that search engines frequented by normies want us browsing 4chan

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Anon shares a work story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 12/31/22(Sat)09:38:12 No.71627451 >be at work >be close with female co-worker >First connection >Later realize she's nice to be because of rides >Reject to give her a ride to home >She starts to ignore me now >Realize she was only pretending the whole time >Start breaking down since that was my first human interaction and connection Sucks being pathetic

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Anon has bad luck | /r/Greentext

>calls 911 >still spazzing on floor c--- in hand >ambulance arrives Mega coomer 08/31/22(Wed)03:44:23 No.884824127 >be me >mega coomer >in room >fapping >get to my orgasm >orgasm so f------ hard i cant see or move or think >turns out i had a seizure and an orgasm >mom walks in on my spazzing on the floor holding my d--- >takes picture?? >emts see me spazzing on floor >go to hospital >get mri >i have brain tumor >not cancer >they can remove it >after surgery i check social media >see post about me >they belittle me and the p--- i was watching >"Big Busty Milf tells you how loved you are after intense and sensual f------" >mom goes on facebook tells same story, word for f------ word what do now anons they know im a coomer

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anon doesnt know how math works | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 412 KB PNG 12/31/22(Sat)12:53:05 No.891743636 >wake up feeling bad >get on 4chan >day takes a complete 360 degree turn Thank you 4chan

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anon visits europe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: dA9YeLWp No.410301356 12/31/22(Sat)01:27:53 >be frog waiter in Paris >be smug elitist (obviously) >act surprised whenever americans ask for ice in their water >as if you didn't already know thats a thing they do in more civilized countries w-- is wrong with Eurofags? Ice cold water is objectively better than lukewarm water. Backwards retards

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Anon Starts WW2 | /r/Greentext

IDS HABIDDING >be Serbian >buy a gun >notice some f----- riding around in his car with the top down >he has the gayest mustache i've ever seen 239 1 STRATO ALI PIRTS 307 KB JPG >empty mag of .32 into the f------ degenerate >Austrians are p----- for some reason >every nation in Europe is gearing up for war >just because i shot some h--- >millions of people die

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Anon describes Lord of the Rings | /r/Greentext

7:52 472% The Breaking of the Fellowship >"I would have followed you...my brother...my captain...my king." >"No, Boromir, you can't die!" >Aragorn turns directly to the camera. >"Children, clap your hands if you believe! It's the only way to save Boromir!" >The audience is heard clapping off-screen. >"Harder! Clap as if your lives depend on it, for Boromir's certes does! Clap in the name of Christmas cheer, and Abraham Lincoln, and Peter Pan, and fresh hot apple pie on a window sill in an autumn morning!" >The off-screen clapping grows ever more uproarious as Boromir miraculously draws breath and revives, hale and hearty as ever, to the sounds of children's laughter and shouts of "hooray!" >"My lord Aragorn, thank you for saving me!" >"No, noble son of Denethor, thank them," Aragorn nods towards the screen. >Boromir turns his gaze to the camera and says "I have learned my lesson, never again shall I covet the One Ring." >He turns back to Aragorn "We must away to my father at once, and seek the aid of Gondor against the Uruk-Hai! My father shall yield to you and show my brother Faramir respect, ere we come to Rohan's aid and strike a fell blow against the white hand of Saruman." >"Well spoken, Man of Gondor." >The films continue normally excepting that Boromir is present and Denethor does not immolate himself. 2h (12/30 17:20). 178556239

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Anon makes a terrible discovery. | /r/Greentext

File: wojakb1.jpg (32 KB, 750x728) O No one was supposed to know anons. Anonymous 12/30/22(Fri)22:01:32 No.71626082 >be me >oldanon >been cooming for two decades >actually have some p--- on VHS >pretty good stuff, the 80's and 90's p--- had a certain vibe >get tired of tapes taking up so much space in my closet >decide to convert them all to digital >get a converter and the software for cheap >set it all up on my gaming rig >didn't think I would ever see a VCR meet a 3060ti >the resolution and sound quality are way higher than they ever thought would be possible in the 90's >notice something odd >I can hear the audio from a movie playing behind the p--- audio >do a little research and find out a lot of VHS tapes were recorded over something else that never sold >this was common for p--- because studios could get them cheap in bulk >notice something else >a lot of the "female" performers in b------ videos were trans >nothing shown below the waist, broad shoulders, masculine faces, wigs >boobs are never totally revealed, just in a tank top or something >could see beard shadows on a few of them >probably fapped to traps many times and never knew

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Anon is asexual | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous GUINNES BOOK OF EATING P---- 2008 308 KB JPG 12/31/22(Sat)04:06:46 No.891738903 >be me 2 months ago >at college >virgin >download tinder >Match with a 6.5/10, nice body but her brow makes her look like a caveman >Go on one date, talk for an hour or two >She messages me, says she wants next date to be in dorm room >As soon as she gets there, ask her to make out >Sex ensues (fine I guess) >Feel like the pressure of "losing my vcard" is off >Don't feel the need to talk to women anymore >Don't care about getting p---- Has this happened to anyone else?

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Anon turns his autistic cousin into Frasier | /r/Greentext

File: 1545703366561.jpg (220 KB, 719x535) Party ont I broke my autistic cousin by showing him Frasier Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)09:53:28 No. 164459954>>164460010 >>164460030 >>164460042 >>164460085 >>164460122 >>164460134>>164460163 >>164460209 >>164460237 >>164460311 >>164462122 >>164463315 >>164463446 >>164464862 >>164465038 >>164465108 >Christmas 2019 >Go to aunt's house with family >Oh anon can you hang out with your cousin while we get dinner ready? >He is around my age, mid 20s, your stereotypical autistic. Obsessed with Thomas the Tank Engine and random niche 80's and 90's Disney s---, totally disinterested in real life events and has that classic autism repeat stutter thing. >He's f------ around with legos or something in the back and drawing s----- cartoons, so I put on an episode of Frasier >A minute later he runs up right next to the TV and stutters 'Whats-ts is this-is?' >Tell him it's Frasier >He stands and watches >A minute later I laugh at a joke and he rapidly turns and looks at me right in the eye. >40 seconds later there is another joke and I laugh again. He laughs. He turns to me. I turn to him. I give him a thumbs up. >Little did I know that this exchange would break his brain. >Finish the episode and leave that evening. >Covid hits and don't see them for 2 years. >Go over to their house again for the first time yesterday. >Autistic cousin answers the door >That's already a big enough shock >Big boisterous laugh 'Ha-Ha! Welcome back welcome back! Come in come in, let me take your coats!" >He is no longer greasy. He is wearing a white shirt and an open cardigan. >We go to aunt to ask her what the f--- is going on while he is distracted putting on classical music - he claps his hands once and goes 'Ha-Ha! Ahhh yes!' as it comes on. >'Oh well he just somehow became enamored with that old TV show Frasier for some reason and really took it to heart' >Turns out Covid restrictions basically allowed him to enter a 2 year isolation tank with nothing but Frasier. >He would sit down and note every reference made to any opera, wine or greek muse so he could research them after. >Also demanded that he be taken to a speech therapist to fix his 'Ghastly impediment' >Oh my God I turned him into Frasier Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)09:56:21 No.164460042 >>164460380 >>164460439 >>164461313 >>164461338 >>164464862 File: 1601593663655.jpg (24 KB, 538x300) >>164459954 (OP) The Frases Do Raly Seat Seped97 >Invites me to do blindfolded wine tasting with him. >He fits in all these references he has learned with such autistic precision that it sounds like he is one of the most educated men in the world >'Of course this wine is all that our budget will allow, so please excuse the lack of any Chateaux de Campbaillies Ha-Ha! Eh? Eh?' >Assumes everyone knows what the f--- he is talking about. >Critiques a community play of Gaslight he saw recently during dinner full of hilariously bitchy remarks >'Oh enough of that now. Anon? What about that port I was telling you about? Fancy joining me in a little snifter? Ehh? Ehh? Ha-Ha! Good man!' >He makes snide remarks about other people at the badminton club he joined as if I know who the f--- he is talking about. >Leave in disbelief that night. To be honest I'm kind of proud I broke him because he is pretty f------ fun to be around now. People that have never seen Frasier or knew him before would just think he is a crazy yet functioning eccentric genius

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Anon forks on the first date | /r/Greentext

>> Anonymous 12/30/22(Fri)14:29:50 No.891681604 >>891682469 >>891682816 >>891683058 >>891683650 >>891684160 >>891684286 >>891684634 >>891684977 >>891685637 >>891686203 >be in restaurant on a date with a girl >not going very well >she doesn't like my jokes >start doing a magic trick >hold the fork behind the napkin diagonally >fingers at one corner bend the fork in the middle >Look babe, there is a ghost in my napkin! >*ghost noises* >she can't even >accidentally drop my fork >waiter runs over and picks it up >Sir don't worry, I will get you a new one. >he returns with a new fork >hmmm >accidentally drop my napkin on the floor >Haha clumsy Sir, no problem I will get you a new one. >*lightbulb moment above my head* >he returns >Sir do you need anything else while I am here? >me stand up and push the girl out of her chair >she lands on the floor >chuck a glass of wine over her >me stare at the waiter >girl is motionless, possibly unconcious >Sir.. uhh.. one moment. >waiter goes into the back room >returns with a bottle of wine, a pillow, a wig and a black sharpie >Uhh.. Sir, shall I paint her for you? >me nod at him >do the ghost napkin trick again >waiter stands behind her and makes a cute little girly laugh as i do it >hehe >what a fun date we had together Anonymous 12/30/22(Fri) 14:43:10 No.891686203 >>891681604 I'm surprised you didn't take your c--- out and c-- on the floor, that waiter would have let you suck his d--- just to return some c-- to your body.

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File: 870288BA-382B-4A6D-985C-9(...).jpg (44 KB, 575x719) O Anonymous 07/24/21 (Sat) 12:10:44 No.859598527 >be stuck in dead-end job >boss is an a------ >best job i can get so i'm stuck >wife is useless, unemployed nag >annoying family takes up all my time >i exist solely to pay bills >no hobbies >only time i feel happy... >the bathroom >sit down and relax >look at p--- on phone >take huge satisfying s--- >savor the stench >blissful solitude >mfw the only time i'm happy is when i s---

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