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Anonymous 1 hour ago Snape.png (188.5 KB, 1024x556) 135391818 >Potter, a moment of your time, please. >Someone has been stealing ingredients that could be used to make polyjuice potions. >I know, I know. "It wasn't me professor, I would never transform into a girl and masturbate to find out how it feels", I've heard this little song and dance before. >When I was your age I was the same. Did I ever tell you I stole your mother's hair regularly? I became quite adept at stealth and potions for this precise reason. To transform into your mother and pleasure myself. There is this mirror... or there was, at any rate, I can't seem to find it anymore, that showed you your fondest wish. I would transform into your mother, look into that mirror and watch myself make love to her while your father watched, helpless to change anything >Those were the best orgasms of my life, Potter >One day things went wrong, however >Before I could find my way to a safe spot, your father found me, and thinking me Lily proceeded to fondle me >It felt good, Potter >Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest >You know that polyjuice potion doesn't change your voice, of course. Yet James Potter never suspected a thing when I didn't speak. He smiled and said I was learning. >Oh I learned alright. I learned never to touch polyjuice potion again. Not because I feared such a thing would happen again, but because I feared I would want it to. That I'd seek it out. >Polyjuice potion and it's ingredients are restricted for a reason, Potter. The very recipe is not available to students. >Keep that in mind, won't you?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 2VTJQGyr) JimmyTheGiantMoron ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/31/24(Tue)19:20:38 No.492912081 Latest from JimmyTheGiant M I'm lovin' it NHS EXTRA CA GREAT AGAIN The Americanisation of Britain JimmyTheGiant 33K views 3 hours ago Screenshot_20241231_190201_YouTube.jpg 625 KB JPG 33:00 >Be Brittard >All your cities get taken over by jeets and pakis >They open barber shops and kebab shops as a means for money laundering and sex trafficking >Browns flood your shores in the near millions per year >Mohammed becomes the most popular boys name >Proceed to make a 32 minute long video seething about "American influence" Is this retard completely blind?
...A PAST THAT STARTED BEFORE THE FALL... ...IN A WORLD WHERE COMMODITY AND GREED RULED... ABOTY Stop the WASTE ...AND ALL WAS POWERED BY THE BLACK FUEL. WHERE INDUSTRY CHATTERED AND CHURNED TO PRODUCE BAUBLES TO ENTERTAIN THE MASSES... ...SPILLING ITS WASTES INTO THE WATERS AND THE SKY, POISONING THE WORLD AS THOUGH THERE WAS NO LIMIT. FINALLY, THE PEOPLE AWOKE FROM THEIR COMPLACENCY, SA REALIZED THEIR PERIL... THE E ...BUT THEIR CALLS FOR ACTION WERE MET WITH FORCE, DIRECTED BY THOSE WHO HELD ONTO POWER. BUT IT WAS ALL TOO LATE. THE WORLD WENT BEYOND THE TIPPING POINT. THE STREETS WERE FILLED WITH FIRE AND BLOOD. ANARCHY REIGNED BUT THE RESOURCES WERE LIMITED. THE BLACK FUEL RAN LOW. THE LAND TURNED SOUR. EVEN PRECIOUS WATER BECAME SCARCE. GANGS AND MILITIAS TOOK CONTROL, WHILE THE CITIZENS HID UNDER THEIR BEOS. WARS WERE FOUGHT TO CONTROL THE LITTLE THAT REMAINED. Stop depoliticizing political entertainment Anonymous (ID: VS7ICBIG >Case in point: Mad Max >Extrapolation of the 1970s oil shocks 10 years into the future 12/31/24(Tue)11:37:17 No.492883091 ► >The biggest oil fields in the Middle East are set ablaze, oil prices skyrocket; further oil wars ensue. >The Earth gets polluted; even drinking water and food become scarce. >Further resource wars ensue >World leaders nuke themselves out of envy >Society and modern industrial civilization f------ collapse as a result. >Post apocalyptic wasteland is filled with scavengers >The world is on the exact path. Capitalism exploits people, spark instabilitys to get its way, kills the planet and itself. >Critique of capitalist greed, resource depletion, environmental destruction, and imperialism. >Ppl get angry when direct political messages are put in >Case in point: Fallout >Corporations tinkering with nuclear weapons and bunkers. >Vault-Tec experimenting with humans in a cruel way >Corporations destroying peace negotiations and starting a nuclear war to sell more bunkers >A literal allegory and critique to how corporations, capitalism and the fossil fuel industry is driving us into collapse and apocalypse and a critique of nuclear proliferation. >Ppl get angry when you point it out. >Case in point: Over the Hedge >Group of animals wakes up surrounded by car centric suburban sprawl. >RJ offers them to steal food and other stuff from people to pay off a debt he owes to a bear, on the premise of luxury. >Plan backfires and everyone except RJ get in the hands of the Verminator called by a HOA Karen. >Critique of suburban sprawl, environmental destruction, consumerism and mass motorization. >People get angry because "it's just a kids movie" >Case in point: the Simpsons >A satire of the American society and capitalism; left wing >Lots of episodes, especially the older ones, are very left wing. >People get angry when you point it out because "hehe, funny".
: Anonymous 687 KB GIF tank top 03/16/23(Thu)08:28:49 No.72592213 >Be me, a fat dude >go buy a pack of doritos because i have my cravings >see skeleton looking people wearing winter clothing because its cold outside >i only wear a hoodie over a >remember i am genetically built to withstand cold >remember i could bodyslam them into the pavement >remember i could f--- their wife with my lil chubster >then make her buy me pizza >remember i could buck break a scrawny dude >one punch from my arm equals to ten of his >but then remember God made me to specifically play vidya and watch one piece >smile to myself and open the doritos EGAS >>72592213 (OP) # 03/16/23(Thu)08:49:04 No.72592313 is this a knee-jerk reaction to the thread about weight loss? Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)09:10:56 No.72592425 >remember that you've always been the slowest, most unathletic, most out of shape person in every PE class. >realize that these imaginary physical altercations probably wouldn't go as well as you think. Nice obese cope.
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