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I just... I just cannot believe this is it. This is life. There is no magical third act where I am the star in some fantasy adventure. I won't suddenly gain superpowers and fight cartoonish villains. This is it. This is all it will ever be. 50 more years of quiet, drab misery. Our one shot at consciousness is spent on something so unimaginably boring. My "gift" of sentience is spent wageslaving, consuming media, messing around with hobbies that will never fill the void, eating, s-------, cleaning. And that is all there is. 164 KB JPG

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 01/04/23 (Wed)09:27:41 No.26224061 gonna hijack this thread for a eurobeat related story >be me >enjoy driving slightly fast on empty road at night >blast eurobeat the whole way through >one night decide to slide around in snow >fwdautomaticsuv.dorifto >but i made one fatal mistake >i forgot the eurobeat >start sliding out to the left >no worries i got this >overcorrect to the right >i got this >literally spin 180, and start going backwards >i might be in a bit of a pickle here >crash into snow mound >during all of this, toto's africa was blasting on my phone overall would rate the experience a 6/10, have to dock some points because i couldn't listen to toto for months after

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Anon becomes stinking rich | /r/Greentext

: OP 324 KB JPG No.178752383 01/04/23(Wed)11:17:56 This is a true story of how I became stinking rich. >be me, middle-aged man >on the streets of a small village, famous for its pubs >"STEP RIGHT UP! STEP RIGHT UP!" >"Gather round, folks. You won't regret it!" >"You there. Old lady. Do you grow weary of dragging your t--- all over the floor everywhere you walk?" >"How about you, old man?" >"Are you laying rope instead of pipe?" >"One sip of this elixir here - straight from the fountain of youth itself - and you could be balls- deep inside a DRAGON before the sun sets tonight." >"Don't believe me? Observe." >I then take a sip of the potion in my hand, after which I miraculously turn into a younger version of myself, right in front of their very eyes >The old man's eyes grow wide as he s---- his pants >"Youth. Sweet, blissful youth. Yours for the low, low price of 7000 galleons." >before long, the crowd almost starts murdering each other to grab a vial of my potions >right before the old lady drinks her potion, I disapparate, straight to Gringotts to deposit my fortune, where I took picrel If I stayed any longer, they would have noticed I sold them polyjuice potion mixed with goblin pubes, and only drank from the batch containing hair from my youth.

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MINECRAFT THE WILDURDATE 4 KD, Anonymous 01/04/23(Wed)15:11:14 No.623155121 >be me >playing Java minecraft on this massive survival server >decide to build underwater city >think I called it the rapture republic after Bioshock ▶>>623156632 >built a tunnel that would lead to the main hall, where other glass tunnels would lead to different sectors built a wall of signs in the main hall with what was essentially a mini constitution, it started with no Gods, no Kings, only man >built farms to sustain myself as I expanded the city to have a sector for farming >log off and go to work >got called into work three days in a row, so no time to play >get back to the server to find the city intact, but everything stolen except for a single flower below a sign where my temporary farm was, sign said sorry >go to main hall with a single sign saying there is only one God, and that's the Macho Man Randy Savage >wasn't even angry, just confused

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Anonymous 01/04/23(Wed)01:54:51 No.178750233 >be basedboy Russian twinkfag Yelchin >get nudged against wall by own 4,000 lb jeep >die like a retard >be all American beefcake Renner >get run over by own 15,000lb Snowcat in a f------ blizzard >drive self to hospital >take selfie >get New Years b------ from nurse before surgery Europoors, pls don't try to operate American utility vehicles. Stick with your gay ass miniature trucks

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Anon copes even harder than the average anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: iNzOaRIV hasandpiker 06/14/21(Mon)14:15:49 No.325895048 COVID-19 Vaccination Record Card DANDY de spann 25.1991 Hodema 47B2DE SINGLE Hlason TAFS CDC ELAZZI BUS LACK BET RADNO MUSIC Screenshot_20210614-184044-2.png 1.09 MB PNG Ok /pol/ We too need a chad-looking right wing speaker like this f----- to redpill zoomers. Almost every girl I know watches this socialist f--. 12 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is gigachad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>66844503 (OP) # >got approached by hot zoomer at gym >asked me if I'm a trainer >nah >asked me if I wanted to give her workout tips >tell her there's always google, unironically >she thinks I'm joking and asks me for my insta >tell her there's no pictures of me on my insta, I only put up best scenes from travels, so she won't get the sexual gratification she's looking for online >tell her to give me her insta and if I like it I'll add her >she gives me her insta >look it up in the spot, her bio says she/her >ask her why she is identifying that she is a woman when it's quite obvious that she is in fact a woman 05/20/22(Fri)10:11:17 No.66847226 >she looks confused and becomes shy >tell her I have s--- to do and can't waste anymore time, go to locker room >get horny later after getting home and decide to see if she'll come over to gratify me >check the insta >the pronouns are not there anymore >>66850381 # >>66850833 # >>66854008 # >>66856028 #

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Rust is different | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/04/23 (Wed)05:49:18 No.71684507 How to Punish a Dog Flashbang him 1 IMG_8781.jpg 105 KB JPG > be me > Rustfag > having a brief kinda mini job interview over the phone regarding a potential programming job > You know, the kinds you have before an actual one is set up. > I ask the girl on the other end of the phone which languages they use at the place. > "Oh we use mainly English and Swedish around the office." Bruh this lady more autistic than I am

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Anon tries to impress | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 139 KB JPG : Anonymous + 12/13/22(Tue)21:33:06 No.127136876 The Crusher of Croatia 12/13/22(Tue)21:35:12 No.127137287 >>127136876 (OP) # damn that acne I remember 3 years ago I tried to flirt with a girl at work by picking a few of my strategically placed zits so I had pus oozing out of my face in the shape of Japan. I laughed and said 'save Japan from volcanos! lick my face". she got grossed out 35 KB JPG

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anon hates modern marketing | /r/Greentext

I hate the f------ rebranding of the poverty lifestyle: >Micro Apartment You rented a room. 2 MB GIF >Tiny house You bought a trailer with some cosmetic s--- on the outside >Van life You basically bought an RV >Uber/lyft Gypsy cab, you got a f------ unlicensed cab. >Air BnB Couchsurfing for 4x the price Are they going to rebrand motorcycles as "micro cars" next? Putting a fresh coat of paint on your poverty doesn't make you rich.

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Board /v/ - Video Games : Anonymous 85 KB JPG : Anonymous 53 KB JPG : Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/03/23(Tue)17:13:47 No.623140349 60 KB JPG >it's 2023 >spiders outnumber humans 1000:1 >games aren't being made with spiders in mind "Progress" is a myth and arachnophobia is as real as ever. 01/03/23(Tue)17:23:25 No.623141280 >>623141746 # >>623145395 # >>623145876 # >>623146727 # >>623149248 # >>623150653 # do any spiders make for sociable pets or will they only ever run away or crawl on you thinking you're terrain. ? 01/03/23(Tue)17:28:28 No.623141746 >>623141280 # They are extremely skittish and kick their itchy abdomen hairs into the air when they feel threatened. They can bite, but that's not their first or immediate line of defense; it should be noted, however, that tarantulas, like all spiders, possess venom, though most of the time the venom won't land you in the hospital unless the tarantula is from Asia or Africa.

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: Anonymous How do I accept my son is a bo(...) 185 KB PNG 07/31/22(Sun)19:45:42 No.26999122 >be dad >Have gay son >Ok still love him it's 840 AVC >Meet his BF from his Legion >Way more of a man th son >Just know >F--- wife >Break down crying midsex + 41.9K The thought of my son getting his inside... rearranged just like his mother is too much to bare... How do I live knowing he's the bottom

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I just... I just cannot believe this is it. This is life. There is no magical third act where I am the star in some fantasy adventure. I won't suddenly gain superpowers and fight cartoonish villains. This is it. This is all it will ever be. 50 more years of quiet, drab misery. Our one shot at consciousness is spent on something so unimaginably boring. My "gift" of sentience is spent wageslaving, consuming media, messing around with hobbies that will never fill the void, eating, s-------, cleaning. And that is all there is. 164 KB JPG

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