Lights, Camera, Barstool @LightsCamera Pod The plot synopsis for HBO Max's new VELMA animated series starring Mindy Kaling is certainly something SOON! ... At Crystal Cove High School, Daphne (Constance Wu) is a popular mean girl orphan who deals drugs because of a dark family secret. Her boyfriend Fred (Glenn Howerton) personifies mediocre white richness. His mansion holds a dark secret and he has teeny widdle privates, a subject of much conversation. "Shaggy" has become Norville (Sam Richardson), a school-newspaper striver friendzoned by his beloved Velma. He worries he's a beta male; remember that lame humor concept from 20 years ago?

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Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)16:35:45 No.134962850 Fred's a rich white guy with a tiny dong [coughing] White girl with too much money white girl with too much money, Those are all white people, Daphnes the state of animation.jpg 1.65 MB JPG WHITE WHITE WHITE HITLER It's all they think about. >>134962879 # >>134962949 # >>134963070 # Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)16:37:09 No.134962879 >>134962850 # Do even the wokest of idiots find this funny?

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theamazingsallyhogan S'abonner 'Velma' Review: HBO Max's 'Scooby-Doo' Prequel Is Too Snarky for Its Own Good Mindy Kaling, Constance Wu, Sam Richardson and Glenn Howerton lead an ... THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER ...winking at Shaggy's pothead reputation. Here, the iconic slacker is presented as Norville (Sam Richardson), a clear-eyed band geek who tells Velma, “Man, if I even think about getting into 420, 420 culture or especially 420-related humor, kill me." (The pair then clarify that 420 is "code for adults who still watch cartoons.") For every solid crack ("Ranking hot girls is exactly how the Trojan War and Facebook started!"), there's an observation that feels like a repurposed Twitter draft from some harried screenwriter's folder. "| speak truth without a filter, like every comedian before #MeToo," declares Velma, never mind that the line doesn't make a ton of sense coming from a proud feminist teenager in 2023. Amid the semi-topical snipes at teen rom-coms, yass-queen feminism, hairy Brooklynites and, for some reason, the movie Serpico, the future Scooby-Doo gang and their peers can come off less like individuals than joke-delivery machines. I'm begging people. No hate-watching. No "how bad could it be, I'm curious"-watching. HBO canceled tons of wonderful unique original content in favor of a mean-spirited overly-meta reboot of an old property, resulting in a show that even the most eager-to-praise-everything publications struggled to give more than a 6/10. If you want to encourage the megacorporations to make good original new content, just let this one flop like a fish in a railway ditch. captainhotstop 69 notes No hate watching NO. F CKING. Hate. Watching.

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