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Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)20:22:17 No.892921076 >>892921146 >>892921770 >>892921875 >>892922198 >>892922255 >>892922734 >>892923098 >>892923446 >>892923639 >>892924197 >>892921000 >be yesterday night >girlfriend's birthday >she is russian >we haven't had sex yet >been dating for 10 months >buy her a big box of condoms >attach a card with a note on top of it >explain that i used a pin to put a hole in 1 of the 100 condoms >it's like russian roulette but without a gun >she opens it >reads the note >her face looks like her pet dog had been shot in the head >ask her if she likes the present >tells me she would rather it had been a gun >says there is no way i would ever risk having a baby with you >she went upstairs and locks herself in the bedroom >me sleep in the sofa i don't think she is on her period so what the heck is going on with this women? Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)20:23:49 No.892921146 ► >>892921496 >>892921726 >>892921802 >>892922085 >>892921076 You idiot, russian roulette is a 1/6 chance of the bullet firing, but your condoms are only 1/100.. did you fail math at school? Pierce 15 more condoms with your pin and then write an apology note and slip it under her door.

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------
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