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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

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Western Civilization | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

A NES We need to protect western civilization! I too believe that the values of freedom, tolerance, law and individualism should be protected. NOOOOOOO WESTERN CIVILIZATION IS WHEN OLD PAINTING AND KILLING PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE! ?

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All rights matter | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

If you really care about preventing government tyranny, your #1 priority must be making sure criminals have rights. And that's not a joke or an exaggeration. If criminals don't have rights, then all the government has to do is find some excuse to label people as criminals, and those people will no longer have rights. It's what literally every tyrannical government in all of history has done. If you really care about preventing government tyranny, your #1 priority must be free speech. If you don't have free speech, you can't defend any of your other rights when the government takes them away from you. If you really care about preventing government tyranny, your #1 priority must be rule of law. If you don't have rule of law, the state can just hire thugs to come after you if it doesn't like what you're doing. If you really care about preventing government tyranny, your #1 priority must be capitalism. If you don't have property rights, the government can impoverish you if it doesn't like what you're doing. And never in history has there been a free society that wasn't capitalistic. If you really care about preventing government tyranny, your #1 priority should be gun rights. Without guns, you cannot defend your rights.

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Filthy frank fights the atf | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

POV: You're the ATF infringing on a Midwestern farm rian Liber B WELCOME TO THE CORN FIELDS M-----------!

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Political Compass but it's my Parrot | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

SCREAMSIFI DON'T SHARE GATORADE WITH HER Economic- Left Authoritarian EATS ANY BUG SHE FINDS IN THE HOUSE SCREAMS WHEN MY BLACK FRIEND IS AROUND Economic- Right BITES WHEN I VIOLATE THE NAPCI REFILLED HER WATER) SHITSON LITERALLY EVERYTHING DOWN Libertarian

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Postmodernists: everything is subjective and therefore possible, except Christianity, which is stupid. | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Left That's unfalsfiable garbage!!! HOLY BIBLE CRITICAL THEORY SELECTED ESSAYS MAX HORKHEIMER

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Is there a severe lack of public extremists on the left or am I missing something? | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Economic- Left Authoritarian Libertarian 28 Economic- Right

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Authright being honest | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Think about it from my position which is...? 2h Sty The position of racism ⠀ ⠀ Ĵ 4-60 + 440 ↑ Vote ↓

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L Emily moment (had to reupload because “orange is not a color on the political compass” -) | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

18 NSFW How do I get very dark skin? I hate being white. It's a sign of privilege. How do I naturally darken my skin permanently? I've tried to darken my skin with tanning sprays, but it just makes me look orange instead of the colour I want. Most days I wish God had blessed me with naturally dark skin, or even something like vitiligo. I heard that a girl put herself in a bathtub full of marker water to do a cosplay, Could that work for me? I just wish this nightmare would end. Do you have any suggestions? Vote 22h 33 Share $+

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Fun facts that I like and want to share with you 7x7 wojak compass | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

VODKA In the late 1980s the Soviet state vodka maker made its bottles so that they couldn't be closed again once opened They that the consumer would finish the bottle in one sitting The reason is because children don't know when a show has ended and commercials are beginning FCC REGULATIONS ISS RECYCLING MR. ROGERS The FCC requires clear bumpers between programming and commercials for children's television Soviet Russia put the first black person - a Cuban - in space FEE GLASS CEILING RIGHT TO SEX In the Netherlands, sex is a human right written into law Which is ironic given that black people make up a minuscule percentage of the Russian population Arnold Schwarzenegger's father thought he was gay because he kept posters of bodybuilders all over his room Have you ever looked up a photo of teenage Arnold? He's huge In 1992, a bank was robbed in Los Angeles every 42 minutes. PB&J The guy who wrote "peanut butter jelly time" was killed in a police shootout KENYAN MOTHERS Kenyan mothers divert eye contact from their children because they believe looking them in the eye bestows power and makes them attention-seeking Snoop Dogg was present and trying to talk him out of it Hey, never waste a good catastrophe, it's an opportunity to settle scores 1992 Austere parenting style and interesting cultural quirk On the ISS they extract all the water from the astronauts' urine and feces and then recycle it into the drinking water supply They are perfectly aware of and ok with this GAY ARNOLD COCOA BEANS SUGAR FACTORY During the siege of Leningrad in 1941, a German shell burnt a sugar warehouse, causing melted sugar to seep into the surrounding soil CO Welfare recipients receive 12 free prostitute visits each year; suicide rates among homeless people are among the lowest in earth Cocoa beans were used as currency in the Maya and Aztec Empires, which were largely moneyless societies At weddings, beans were SETTLING SCORES DEMOCRACY Gang violence in New York saw a 600% increase on The first time in US history a black slave and an Indian woman were allowed a vote was on the Lewis and Clark Expedition 9/11 exchanged rather than precious metals YUCATÁN The name of the Yucatán Peninsula comes from Conquistadors asking the native Aztecs what the place was called It was an epidemic throughout the July party 90s that culminated in the 1997 LA shootout The response: "mathan cuyu katan" - "I don't understand what you're saying." The party was actually fairly egalitarian and allowed everyone a vote regardless of rank BALD EAGLE It is illegal to own any part of a Bald Eagle. President Zachary Taylor died two days after eating copious amounts of iced milk and raw fruit at a Fourth of Even if a feather falls off naturally and you pick it up, you face a fine of $25,000 and up to a year in jail. Imagine POTUS s------- himself to death President Nixon thought Mr. Rogers was poisoning children with hippie ideas and was going to ban it MONEY DESTRUCTION It is a felony to destroy legal tender money without authorization ...until ex-President Johnson called him and demanded he let it stay on the air because it was his childrens' favorite TV show. k.. You could theoretically be imprisoned for throwing a penny in a trashcan. Jul Civilians dug this soil and up sold it in the black market as food BRAVE NEW WORLD Aldous Huxley gave a speech to the UN in which he proposed that every man, woman, and child on earth be given one dose of LSD He died tripping on acid, I'm planning on doing the same S----- DEATH DON GIOVANNI Mozart wrote the overture to Don Giovanni backstage on the day of the opera's premiere One of the many reasons the Italians were so ineffective in WWII was because the soldiers would stop fighting/marching to wait for pasta to boil Many had no intent to continue fighting, and they surrendered themselves to the first Allied troops they came across AUGUHSTUS JOHNNY REB PEDIGREE PRESIDENTS MASSIVE DIOCESE All but one US President (Martin van Buren) has English heritage within four generations The bishop of Orlando is also bishop of the moon, due to a canon law that says "any newly discovered territory would fall under the bishopric from whence the discovering expedition departed." He was known for antics like this, and his scat fetish The Roman Emperor Augustus was so affected by the Roman loss at the Battle of Tuetoberg that for several months he never shaved or got a haircut He was known to roam the palace halls, smash his head. against the walls, and shout "Quintilius Varus, give me back my legions!" This one might help some of you one day NASA NASA's budget is only 0.4% of the national budget Most people assume it's much more; the average American guesses 5-10% Also mandatory national service and lots of gun ownership ITALIAN SOLDIERS RUNNERS' There's a reason they've stayed neutral for so long JUDGEMENT DAY MONTY PYTHONORS DEGREE ROYAL NAVY BOTTOM BOY you are on trial and you appear before a judge after lunchtime, you are 60% more likely to be acquitted Monty Python member Terry Jones has a masters degree in medieval history Admiral Collingwood of the Royal Navy carried acorns with him when hiking in the UK, and planted at least one every time he went walking so that in 150 years Britain would have strong oak trees for its ships 150 years later, Britain was King Henry VIII had eight "Grooms of the Stool," servants who were specially designated to wipe his bottom I FIGTORY The Ancient Greeks gave out figs instead of medals to the winners of the Ancient Olympics Part of the reason is because figs are perishable, and so is glory HIGH RUNNERS' HIGH When you exercise, a chemical called B-Phenylethylamine is released this is a euphoriant which comprises one of the main ingredients of methamphetamine US President John Tyler was buried with a Confederate flag over his coffin So yes, literal runners' high MANET SHOOTOUT Famous Impressionist painter Edouard Manet once became so insulted by an art critic's review of his work that he walked up to him and shot him point-blank in a cafe This resulted in a gun battle between the reviewer's posse and Manet His funeral was held in enemy Richmond during the Civil War It would be like if Lyndon B. Johnson was buried with an NVA flag in Hanoi ARAN Thus, the costumes and scenery in Monty Python and the Holy Grail were accurate to history DAS BOOT U-Boat crews had higher mortality rates than Kamikaze pilots (-70%) This often gets overlooked because their deaths were silent and unglamorous SWISS BUNKERS BUZZED ALDRIN SQEAKY TOYS COMMODUS Switzerland is the only country in the world that can fit 114% of its population into bunkers in the case of an emergency. Wine was the first liquid consumed on the Moon Dogs love squeaky toys so much because the sound reminds them of a tiny animal being killed and screaming in pain Buzz Aldrin was rationed Communion wine, and before either he or Neil drank water, he took Communion on the Moon WFH In 2019, 1% of jobs in the United States were 100% remote. In November 2022, 15% of jobs were 100% remote. 50% of job applications went to those 15% of jobs. This is what gets me when people say "white privilege": a person of non-English descent has only ever been president once, 200 years ago When he was a baby, his crackhead mother tried to sell him for a pitcher of beer launching nuclear submarines. Пицца Former Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev became a spokesman for Pizza Hut and appeared in a few commercials in the 1990s If you have a few minutes look them up, they're funny Groomsmens' original purpose was to apprehend anybody who tried to stop the wedding The best man's original purpose is to act as a second to the groom should he be in a duel. Bridesmaids were supposed to be body doubles for the bride if anyone tried to kidnap her. GROOMING SUPER CEREAL Kellogg's Corn Flakes was originally marketed as an anti-m----------- cereal, and advertisements told parents that if their boys ate it they wouldn't commit the sin of m----------- In a semi-related anecdote, I noticed this when my usually- docile cat suddenly murdered a chipmunk and brought it to my feet RONALD MCDONALD Ronald McDonald was quietly phased out of McDonald's advertising between 2015 and 2020 This was due to the popularity of the movie It and other killer clown prank incidents that altered the public perception of clowns tt Pirates wore gold earrings because in the event of their death, it was a deposit they wore that would pay for their funeral His is therefore the largest Catholic diocese, at over 14,000,000 square miles. Also, the whole "buried treasure" thing is largely a myth, and grog is just rum cut with water I imagine the people who wrote that law never could've dreamed of the :impact. HYPERINFLATION During Weimar hyperinflation, waiters stood on restaurant tables and called out the menu's new prices every 30 minutes By the middle of 1923 it was so bad that even large denominations were worth less than the paper it was printed on He knighted all of them That Harvey Kellogg was a wacky guy CHARLES MANSON PIRATE INSURANCE DALLAS BUYERS' CLUB Charles Manson's legal name was "no name." After John F. Kennedy's assassination, Dallas business leaders were worried that it would have a negative effect on city commerce, so they asked Jackie to sign a letter testifying that she had had a good time in Dallas The Roman Emperor Commodus dressed up as Hercules, dressed up crippled war veterans as monsters, and invited his citizens to watch has he beat them to death in the Colosseum He was a s----- emperor in general and Marcus Aurelius's biggest mistake BILLING THE DEAD After the Titanic sank, the families of dead crewmembers were sent a bill for their uniforms If their bodies were recovered, the White Star Line I held them until the families paid a ransom to get them back She did not respond TIGER TEXAS There are more tigers in private captivity in Texas than are alive in all the wild of the world And that doesn't even begin to touch the other states where owning a tiger is legal

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Greg has an epiphany | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Elon Musk @elonmusk 13h Actually happened to me Me during my French exam wondering what is the gender of a washing machine 10.3K 14.5K 166K ₁12.9M greg@greg16676935420 - 13h I think it's pretty obvious washing machines are females 238 64 ♡2,825 217K

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Political Compass of Your Mom | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

YOUR MOM'S SO FAT Authoritarian Eco Libertarian ONE QUADRANT CAN'T CONTAIN HER

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Why it's only a ''problem'', when it fits the narrative? | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

imgflip.com FEMINISTS WHEN MOST STEM GRADUATES ARE MEN FEMINISTS WHEN MOST UNIVERSITY GRADUATES ARE WOMEN

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Political Compass - "The city loyalty system is there to show that I'm acting according to the democratic will of my people" | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

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