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File: sniff.jpg (36 KB, 657x527) my gf got scammed, wat do Anonymous 02/09/23(Thu)16:45:25 No.894082255 [Reply] ► >gf calls me >says a random dude showed up at our door while i was away saying that his car broke down and that he needed some cash really fast to have it towed >said he would pay her back in a few hours, left his phone number and called her on it just to be sure >gf gives him 30€ >get home >gf afraid that im mad at her >i tell her that an identical looking dude scammed another girl i know out of 100€ using the exact same story >the same guy has tried to scam me once too, but i told him to f--- off >gf says she wanted to help him out of the "goodness of humanity" and was hoping that the guy would return with the money >i call her gullible >gf gets very sad she just left for work, what do i do, bros, do i apologize to her? do i take out 30€ of my own money and leave it for her to find, so it looks like the guy really did return with the cash? i just dont want her to be sad

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 01/21/23(Sat)10:30:07 No.1883962 [Reply] Who the f--- thought the 'Bootyear' blimp was a good idea? + 2 replies omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 01/26/23(Thu)20:54:13 No.1885397 >> Anonymous 02/08/23(Wed)15:14:27 No.1888933 >> Anonymous 02/09/23(Thu)17:44:11 No.1889226 File: 1674451894670853.png (2.33 MB, 1170x1314) Anonymous 02/09/23(Thu)20:05:25 No.1889251 >>1889252 I'm so gassy, anon... Uuuuhhhh.... Anons I want f--- da blimp....

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Anon likes to dream big | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Be me >Win the lottery >Decide to build a calliope into my house >By the time construction is done, the insides of my house are filled with a labyrinth of brass pipes varying. My house is the calliope and the calliope is my house >2 months later, I get a date >We go out to some fancy Italian place >Take her to my house >"Hang on, I gotta do check something in my shed." restor CALLIOPE din mai mu EUROPEAN ZOOLOGICAL ASSOCIATION! 02/09/23(Thu)20:21:23 No.72165359 1.25 MB JPG >Spend 2 hours heating up the boilers needed to make steam for my calliope >Come back into the house >Walk over to the calliope is that draped in a massive cloth >Pull it off to reveal my custom built calliope, decided a bright red with a gold pinstripes >"What is that anon?" she asked >"Heh, you'll see" I say with a proud smirk >Proceed to absolutely shred whimsical carnival songs >This makes her super f------ turned on >I proceed to f--- her the entire night, while playing my calliope of course Blackpills are cringe robots, take the calliopepill

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Anon feels rebellious | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Should i start being a douche 02/09/23(Thu)19:01:20 No.89408758, Idk im just done with s---. And stupid people. Ive thought about getting a cool mask and s---, going out in the middle of the night and start vandalizing s---. Starting with mcdonalds. I nearly got fired from that place over a slushy before i quit. F--- up their dumpster or something idk. Im just TIRED of s---. I could become a supervillain or something. F--- you. Thats the message i have for the world. Dua Sun T Krull JSRE JURTRACKICIPUTURE 106 KB JPG

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The sorting hat does not believe in gender | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous MALE 01/10/23(Tue)11:38:14 No.623852796 1662696807908.png 1.64 MB PNG 23 Replies / 7 Images View Thread

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Would you care for some juice frens? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 39 minutes ago 8923623523.png (203.7 KB, 498x498) 72168584 >at resteraunt >group behind me >lady: "a man owns victorias secret??" >a man replies: "who do you think owns the majority of companies?" >don't say it don't say it don't say it

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Anon is stolen from | /r/Greentext

>Go in for prostate exam >Doctor walks in, prepares to administer the test >Notice something off in the way he moves, by the time I realize what's happening the door has been sealed >The doctors chest rips open, revealing the prostate goblins controlling his spinal cord >One jumps out and latches itself around my neck, can hear the others scurrying towards me as I blackout >Wake up with searing pain in ass >The bastard's stole my prostate 43 KB JPG

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Anon doesn't have a choice. | /r/Greentext

1h (2/9 20:39) 72161497 · 28 Re . 7 Img JPG 173KB (1280 × 720) · maxresdefault.jpg 3 Replies >anon, don't you think it's bad for your health that you never go outside or exercise? >yes mother, but I don't exactly have a choice in the matter. We moved from a 90% white city, to a city with more blacks than whites. That, and you can't get anywhere without a car. The closest business is an hours walk each way. >gaslighting ensues I really don't understand how parents can be so oblivious. It would take 5 minutes of consideration to completely understand my issues, but they refuse to do so. They just want to gaslight me and peddle falsehoods in order to abscond responsibility for the way I turned out. Because of this, it's hard to feel bad when I let the truth slip out and they melt down.

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Now we wait for Anon to get chopped up in the Congolese jungle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Pros of Monke Cons of Monke 150 KB JPG 07/26/21 (Mon)07:45:28 No.859709433 >be me >Be depressed loser with no direction >Sadface >Randomly see return to monke meme >You know that's actually kinda funny >Start researching more about chimps and gorrilas Hey these guys are actually really cool >Want to learn more >Decide I'm going back to school for zoology >Apply for internship at zoo to work with gorrilas >While there meet a cute girl who works with tigers >Eventually planning on going to the congo for research Thank u monke very cool

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: Anonymous (ID: aqSLzNzh)I S 02/09/23(Thu)15:17:56 No.415469707 LITTLE PORNY Countries that search for MLP p--- more than the worldwide average. Belarus 462% Russia 427% Ukraine 326% P--- hub MLP INSIGHTS O Rule 34 >>415469150 (OP) # They are the same. Posts Comments Tags Wiki Documentation My Little Pony x Search photo_2023-01-13_23-38-50.jpg 155 KB JPG

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: Anonymous Lolicon Go 01/14/23(Sat)21:47:20 No.28124824 >I want to make an app called Lolicon-Go >Basically a Knockoff Pokémon Go >But instead of Pokemon, you catch animated lolies on your IRL phone cam >They are only located around Elementary Schools and kindergartens >Once you catch one, it send an automated screenshot with your location, name and phone number, to the local police. >Try to explain that you were only trying to photograph the fake children and not the real ones, you Sick F--- Let's work on ideas to catch predators. 640 KB JPG

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Anon wants to be white | /r/Greentext

>be white man in his 20s >wake up on a saturday >finally get a weekend break from your 6 figure STEM job >text back all your trad chad bros and egirls from the night before >shave yourself, other hygiene isn't important in a white mans life >put on some skatewear, streetwear just a hoodie/jeans or business casual >tell your laid back parents that you'll be out for a bit while they cook that century old family recipe >your parents are chill and dont care what you do as long as you graduated college and have any job >hang out around the woods, the lake, or your condo >playing or making music, skating, smoking weed, doing shrooms, working out at the gym, hiking, biking, bouldering, kayaking, playing some vidya or off road driving >evening time and you're sitting at the chat philosophizing about/pol/ and /x/ s--- with your boys >gotta get ready for that rave party you going to tonight with the chads >you meet up with Zoey at the party with the sleeve tattoo >she's still bad as f--- >you f--- the s--- out of her and get wasted >get home at 2 in the morning >sleep like a baby because you got next week off too, paid vacation >it was a damn good day Just watched the movie Scott Pilgrim and I was so envious of how chill their lives were. I wish I was white so f------ much. I didn't realize how soulless my life was as some chronically online NEET nigcel with no family or community or friends to help lift me from this void. It's either go to college, become tyrone with 8 kids at 22, or get shamed forever. White people live on easy mode it's not fair.

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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 02/09/23(Thu)16:51:08 No.72163100 >Be me. NEET f-- >Go to pick up my little brother from his school. >Standing outside waiting with other parents. >Autistic so I look up at the school and start counting the windows. >Notice movement in one if the windows. >Its a pigeon trapped between the glass and window drape. W--.png >Kids come out with their teachers. >Tell little bro to go and let his teacher know about the bird. Good deed of the day.mp4 >We leave after he come back FF to next day. >Pick up bro again. Ask him about his teacher and her reaction to the bird problem. MFW he tells me, "They saved the bird. But she also laughed at you for just looking up and staring at windows."

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File: sniff.jpg (36 KB, 657x527) my gf got scammed, wat do Anonymous 02/09/23(Thu)16:45:25 No.894082255 [Reply] ► >gf calls me >says a random dude showed up at our door while i was away saying that his car broke down and that he needed some cash really fast to have it towed >said he would pay her back in a few hours, left his phone number and called her on it just to be sure >gf gives him 30€ >get home >gf afraid that im mad at her >i tell her that an identical looking dude scammed another girl i know out of 100€ using the exact same story >the same guy has tried to scam me once too, but i told him to f--- off >gf says she wanted to help him out of the "goodness of humanity" and was hoping that the guy would return with the money >i call her gullible >gf gets very sad she just left for work, what do i do, bros, do i apologize to her? do i take out 30€ of my own money and leave it for her to find, so it looks like the guy really did return with the cash? i just dont want her to be sad

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