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File: sniff.jpg (36 KB, 657x527) my gf got scammed, wat do Anonymous 02/09/23(Thu)16:45:25 No.894082255 [Reply] ► >gf calls me >says a random dude showed up at our door while i was away saying that his car broke down and that he needed some cash really fast to have it towed >said he would pay her back in a few hours, left his phone number and called her on it just to be sure >gf gives him 30€ >get home >gf afraid that im mad at her >i tell her that an identical looking dude scammed another girl i know out of 100€ using the exact same story >the same guy has tried to scam me once too, but i told him to f--- off >gf says she wanted to help him out of the "goodness of humanity" and was hoping that the guy would return with the money >i call her gullible >gf gets very sad she just left for work, what do i do, bros, do i apologize to her? do i take out 30€ of my own money and leave it for her to find, so it looks like the guy really did return with the cash? i just dont want her to be sad

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☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 7KXnZ81d) Republicucks ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/24/24(Sun)17:17:53 No.489470595 Tom Cotton Threatens to Invade Holland to Protect Israel's Government From ICC Arrest Warrant Phillip Nieto Nov 21st, 2024, 4:18 pm 796 comments X Post reddit MR. COTTON 242 KB PNG >"America first" >"One of our allies doesn't like our presi--- I mean, Israeli prime minister? We must invade that terrorist state!!!!" I wonder who really is in charge of America at this point.

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: Anonymous >Be me >Win the lottery >Decide to build a calliope into my house >By the time construction is done, the insides of my house are filled with a labyrinth of brass pipes varying. My house is the calliope and the calliope is my house >2 months later, I get a date >We go out to some fancy Italian place >Take her to my house >"Hang on, I gotta do check something in my shed." restor CALLIOPE din mai mu EUROPEAN ZOOLOGICAL ASSOCIATION! 02/09/23(Thu)20:21:23 No.72165359 1.25 MB JPG >Spend 2 hours heating up the boilers needed to make steam for my calliope >Come back into the house >Walk over to the calliope is that draped in a massive cloth >Pull it off to reveal my custom built calliope, decided a bright red with a gold pinstripes >"What is that anon?" she asked >"Heh, you'll see" I say with a proud smirk >Proceed to absolutely shred whimsical carnival songs >This makes her super f------ turned on >I proceed to f--- her the entire night, while playing my calliope of course Blackpills are cringe robots, take the calliopepill

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: Anonymous Should i start being a douche 02/09/23(Thu)19:01:20 No.89408758, Idk im just done with s---. And stupid people. Ive thought about getting a cool mask and s---, going out in the middle of the night and start vandalizing s---. Starting with mcdonalds. I nearly got fired from that place over a slushy before i quit. F--- up their dumpster or something idk. Im just TIRED of s---. I could become a supervillain or something. F--- you. Thats the message i have for the world. Dua Sun T Krull JSRE JURTRACKICIPUTURE 106 KB JPG

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1h (2/9 20:39) 72161497 · 28 Re . 7 Img JPG 173KB (1280 × 720) · maxresdefault.jpg 3 Replies >anon, don't you think it's bad for your health that you never go outside or exercise? >yes mother, but I don't exactly have a choice in the matter. We moved from a 90% white city, to a city with more blacks than whites. That, and you can't get anywhere without a car. The closest business is an hours walk each way. >gaslighting ensues I really don't understand how parents can be so oblivious. It would take 5 minutes of consideration to completely understand my issues, but they refuse to do so. They just want to gaslight me and peddle falsehoods in order to abscond responsibility for the way I turned out. Because of this, it's hard to feel bad when I let the truth slip out and they melt down.

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Anonymous Pros of Monke Cons of Monke 150 KB JPG 07/26/21 (Mon)07:45:28 No.859709433 >be me >Be depressed loser with no direction >Sadface >Randomly see return to monke meme >You know that's actually kinda funny >Start researching more about chimps and gorrilas Hey these guys are actually really cool >Want to learn more >Decide I'm going back to school for zoology >Apply for internship at zoo to work with gorrilas >While there meet a cute girl who works with tigers >Eventually planning on going to the congo for research Thank u monke very cool

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File: sniff.jpg (36 KB, 657x527) my gf got scammed, wat do Anonymous 02/09/23(Thu)16:45:25 No.894082255 [Reply] ► >gf calls me >says a random dude showed up at our door while i was away saying that his car broke down and that he needed some cash really fast to have it towed >said he would pay her back in a few hours, left his phone number and called her on it just to be sure >gf gives him 30€ >get home >gf afraid that im mad at her >i tell her that an identical looking dude scammed another girl i know out of 100€ using the exact same story >the same guy has tried to scam me once too, but i told him to f--- off >gf says she wanted to help him out of the "goodness of humanity" and was hoping that the guy would return with the money >i call her gullible >gf gets very sad she just left for work, what do i do, bros, do i apologize to her? do i take out 30€ of my own money and leave it for her to find, so it looks like the guy really did return with the cash? i just dont want her to be sad

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