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: Anonymous 87 KB JPG 06/13/21(Sun)09:10:14 No.21023113 >transitioned a year ago >cis male friends treated me exactly the same as always >they were hanging out at my house one day >they were telling me about their bad luck with women >told them I would happily sleep with them if they wanted to >they all told me I'm a weirdo and pretended they weren't interested >eventually all three of them approached me for some sexy stuff individually >did sexual things of varying degrees with all of them >now they all treat me like a girl and are extra delicate with me Sucking d--- is all it takes, huh?

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Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"

>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun > dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 03/14/22(Mon)14:20:42 No.65904504 >getting mired at the gym more >notice girls looking at me almost every time I go >a couple have talked to me first >this is after years of almost no attention, even ridicule >I've had to put so much work in to get here >at this point it feels like if they f--- me they win >girl approached me today at the squat rack >asks me about lifting and how long I've been going >she gets really close, almost in my face >she's trying to act cute >I finally say to her I'm not into trans girls >she briskly replys she isn't trans and thanks me for the advice >she walks off hiding her pain Did I "make it"? The rest of my workout felt amazing, I even thought I looked better in the mirror

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Anon is not satisfied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat) 14:48:32 No.894184884 PORTKEY GAMES HOGWARTS LEGACY D243DC28-9676-4263-9593-33818CCDC5F0.jpg 291 KB JPG >Game comes out >Trannies screech that you're a bad person if you play it >Literally not a single person gives a f--- and the game sells a ridiculous amount >Trannies seeth that their boycott embarrassingly failed. >Trannies start posting game spoilers to get back at the people telling them to f--- off, thinking that's the ultimate retaliation. Jesus Christ, at this point it's pathetic.

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/23(Fri)18:08:00 No.34051621 >>34051483 dream: >be me, 19 >one day I seriously p----- off my younger sister (18) 1.84 MB JPG >she wasn't happy about it >she kicked me in my balls making me kneel before her >then she shrunk me to about 4 inches and grabbed me in her hand >she looked at me with a grin on her face >and forced me into her p---- >she used me as a dildo >until she orgasmed hard >then she pushed me all the way deep inside her >and shrunk me to the size of a grain of sand >I heard her laughing somewhere above me >then she started to shrink me even more... I woke up scared af

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Anon goes shopping with his step sis | /r/Greentext

Anonymous It says you're a f-----. >be me >f-- >talking with step sis about guys and s--- >bring up that i once wore a bra and panties for a guy >she gets exited >wants to go shopping to get me womens OP 105 KB JPG 1 Reply clothes >wasnt into the first time >not really my thing but agree to it for some reason Why did I agree 02/10/23(Fri)17:05:42 No.72171543 Anonymous >>72171543 (OP) # Bc you are a t-----. View Thread 02/10/23(Fri) 17:24:56 No.72171728

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Anon doesn't like weed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous REEEEEE 454 KB GIF 01/21/23(Sat)07:27:55 No.10237980 >>10237933 # >smoking in the same room as my Lego BEGONE JUNKIE W---- >>10238084 # >>10238886 #

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Can somebody confirm if this is real? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: qsN/rMt0) 02/11/23(Sat)11:29:20 No.415713858 Hogwarts-Legacy-Sirona-Ryan-1024x588.jpg 42 KB JPG >one t----- character in the game >it's a ChrisChan phenotype with a large adam's apple, cringe dialogue, and obscenely doesn't pass >name is "Miss Ryan" >trannies went into the code and found out that the NPC character model's name is "MrGirl" >>415714558 # >>415717300 # >>415718108 #

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Harry Potter in the land of Freedom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 500 KB GIF No.38908390 08/19/18(Sun)12:23:37 Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGS and a Kevlar-weave stab- vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now... Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his c-------- butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

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Anon had a night to remember. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous MAN 67 KB JPG 1 Reply 02/10/23(Fri)22:54:18 No.894171762 >wake up after night of drinking >puke next to me >no pants and underwear down did i lose my virginity bros : Anonymous >>894171762 (OP) # View Thread 02/10/23(Fri)23:08:44 No.894172348 >man No, that is a horse. >did i lose my virginity bros More likely you took them off to piss or s--- in your drunken stupor. Look for signs though.

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Anon likes papa john | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 00 455 KB PNG 02/11/23(Sat)20:07:16 No.894181978 >be me, p--- addict >masturbate 5-6 times a day >one day out of nowhere get flooded with memories of the Papa Louie Games >Nostalgia kicks in, begin playing Papa's Wingeria >get obsessed with the game >don't have time to j------- Papa Louie cured my p--- addiction

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: Anonymous 02/10/23(Fri) 23:28:21 No.72178806 for cats Tales 1675219334579333.jpg 214 KB JPG >Older sister caught me checking out her huge t--- as we walked past each other in the hall >She hasn't spoken to me since Welp it's f------ over for me bros, she's gonna tell our sister and it's gonna spread around that I'm a pervert. : Anonymous >>72178806 (OP) # >Walk by >Say "nice t---" and laugh If your relationship with your sister is decent then you would be able to do this without her perceiving it as super creepy. If you can't even glance at her t--- without her getting creeped out, then she must have an extremely low opinion of you. 02/10/23(Fri) 23:46:05 No.72179000

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Anonette cheers her boyfriend up | /r/Greentext

File: heartcup.jpg (46 KB, 500x657) Anonymous 07/08/21 (Thu)00:33:58 No.21395626 >>21395632 >>213 Anyone else feign helplessness to make their bfs feel macho and strong? >mtf >perfectly capable of opening jars on my own >bf had a bad day >make a show of having trouble opening a jar >ask him pitifully if he can help >he opens it easily >give him a kiss on the cheek and thank him >he's visibly more cheerful than before opening the jar Masculinity is fragile and must be protected. Anonymous 07/08/21 (Thu)00:34:53 No.21395632 >>21395626 (OP) God I wish I had a gf like this >>21395697

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: Anonymous 48 KB JPG 04/ 11/19(Thu)10:28:51 No.79713884. >be me, 19 >in college >arrive at college before class started, needed to s--- before first class >get to the bathroom and open the door >prof is in there s-------, door wide open >w--.jpg >stare at each other for a few secs >he holds his hand out to close the door >i shake his hand

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: Anonymous 87 KB JPG 06/13/21(Sun)09:10:14 No.21023113 >transitioned a year ago >cis male friends treated me exactly the same as always >they were hanging out at my house one day >they were telling me about their bad luck with women >told them I would happily sleep with them if they wanted to >they all told me I'm a weirdo and pretended they weren't interested >eventually all three of them approached me for some sexy stuff individually >did sexual things of varying degrees with all of them >now they all treat me like a girl and are extra delicate with me Sucking d--- is all it takes, huh?

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